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Meganplays roblox Minecraft Servers

Meganplays roblox Minecraft Servers

  • CraftyCrushesMC

    CraftyCrushesMC
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 6477
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12 Zombie Dances: 7
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of building virtual relationships with pixelated villagers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your celebrity crush could be your next-door neighbor! That’s right, we have a special plugin that brings your wildest fantasies to life in blocky form. Imagine going on a date with Ryan Gosling or having a slumber party with Beyoncé – anything is possible on our server! So why settle for Steve when you could be living the virtual dream with your favorite celeb? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BeirutBoomCraft

    BeirutBoomCraft
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 1489
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there are massive blasts happenin’ all the time! It’s like Beirut up in here, but with blocky explosions and stuff. Israeli air strikes be droppin’ bombs left and right, makin’ the whole server shake like a polaroid picture. You gotta be quick on your feet and build bomb shelters like your life depends on it, cuz it totally does. Join now for the thrill of a lifetime and see if you can survive the chaos!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Trans Men Menstruation Madness

    Trans Men Menstruation Madness
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 3466
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Emeralds Found: 5822 Magic Crystals Found: 23
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 23 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Flood >USA Minecraft Server

    Flood >USA Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 4253
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Void Gems Collected: 27

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

    Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

    So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 7693
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 17
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Void Armor Forged: 11
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Alien Abductions: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

    Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

    BlockBusterMinecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 9564
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 50 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 28 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Farms Harvested: 855

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

    BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 4746
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Animals Bred: 13
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DockCraftStrike

    DockCraftStrike
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 7608
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

    come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

    so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 1733
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Potions Brewed: 35
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

    Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    ‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 8464
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 860
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Buildings Constructed: 26
    Mines Excavated: 1570 Mythical Quests Completed: 31
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Crops Grown: 5129 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

    But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

    So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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