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CommieCraft: Return for Re-Education!

abroad, authoritarian regime, BRAINWASHING, CommieCraft, communism, control, Dictatorship, education, global affairs, Government, ideological training, international relations, isolationism, North Korea, outside influence, Overseas, policy, political indoctrination, Propaganda, ReEducation, RETURN, return home, Students

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1691
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we teach u the TRUE ideology of building blocks and pixel art. north korea has nothing on us, we are the true masters of minecraft. we will brainwash u with our epic building skills and make u forget all about those pesky outside influences. join us and become a pixel art dictator, ruling over your own virtual kingdom. we promise to make u laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time. come for the blocks, stay for the brainwashing. #minecraftmasterminds

Prosper SMP: Where Minecraft meets Discord, 16+ only! No vanilla ice cream served here 🍦

cream, Discord, Ice, meets, Minecraft, Prosper, served, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	714
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview
Tired of your SMP dying off? Our community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members.
Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar gaming interests.
Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!
We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. This is NOT an anarchy server so no hackers or griefers are allowed. So be respectful to other players and you will be fine!
All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server. Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are hackers or griefers allowed on the server?	No, we do not tolerate hackers or griefers on our server. Respectful behavior is required from all players.
Do I need to join the Discord server to play on the Minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join our Discord server to be able to play on the Minecraft server.
What kind of community is this server for?	We have a friendly and mature community that welcomes dedicated players who share similar gaming interests.
Are major build projects happening on the server?	Yes, major build projects are underway all the time on our server.

GFE Minecraft Server: Blocky Love Story

blocky, fanskroni, Fauna, gfe, gfe content, goes hard, love, Minecraft, never anti, Server, Story, take note

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3314
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Buildings Constructed:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF with gfe content! We never anti our own fans because we believe in spreading love and positivity in the Minecraft world.

Join us and witness the epic battles between Kroni and Fauna as they fight for dominance over the server. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

But beware, things can get wild on our server. Rumor has it that there are secret hidden treasures waiting to be discovered by the bravest of players. Will you be the one to uncover the mysteries of our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the craziness.

DingerInPlopPipe Minecraft SMP

adult content, adventurous, confession explicit, dinger, DingerInPlopPipe, experience sexual encounter, Forbidden, hidden, INTIMATE, lady, lustful, memorable passionate, Minecraft, Personal, plop pipe, private moment, RISQUE, secret, smp, taboo

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Star Shards Collected:	236
Endless Night Skies:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Gods Slained:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes! We’ve got players who have had their dingers up a lady’s plop pipe – now that’s dedication to the game!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Digger, a player who once dug so deep that they accidentally unearthed a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see what kind of outrageous shenanigans you can get into. Just remember to watch out for creepers – they’re the least of your worries on this server!

IntroSkipper Minecraft SMP

binge-worthy, catchy, Entertainment, Favorite, iconic, INTRO, IntroSkipper, long tail tag 1, long tail tag 2, long tail tag 3, long tail tag 4, memorable, Minecraft, must watch, never skip, Nostalgia, opening credits, series, smp, television, theme song, title sequence, tv show

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9838
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Crops Grown:	2549
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and a talking parrot that gave them unlimited diamonds. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle and fight to be crowned the Chicken Champion. And let’s not forget about our annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up the dragon in the most fabulous outfits imaginable.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as a pack of creepers on caffeine, look no further. Join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

ExBlockerz

anger, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cheating, Closure, Emotional Abuse, ex, ExBlockerz, forgiveness, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, moving on, Pain, relationship trauma, Resentment, self love, self-care, Support, Therapy, toxic relationship

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8133
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	652
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Buildings Constructed:	43
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Runes Activated:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Are you still crying over your ex stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no ex drama” policy! Join us and build a fortress so secure, not even your ex’s creeper army can break through. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a player who got griefed so hard, they turned into a real-life Enderman. So if you’re looking for a server where you can leave your ex and their drama behind, join us now!

RealisticCraft Minecraft Server

Abi, autist, cartoony game trends, cartoony graphics, DEPRESSING, game trends, grey, hate, military simulation., Minecraft, rainbow graphics, Realistic, realistic graphics, RealisticCraft, Server, Shooter, Survival, Tarkov, Timmy, Ukraine, video games, War

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	160
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Votes:	9228
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of those boring, cartoony Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is as realistic as Ukraine (minus the political drama)! Say goodbye to rainbow graphics and hello to the true, grey and depressing world of ABI Minecraft server. Join us if you’re tired of little autist Timmy crying about not enough rainbows in the game – we cater to the true gamers who appreciate a good dose of realism in their virtual worlds. So come on, join us and experience the most authentic Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

FilterFrenzy Minecraft SMP

FilterFrenzy, FILTERS, firsties, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1408
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ores Mined:	9506
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Emeralds Found:	730
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place in the blocky universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant zombie chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all…the mythical rainbow llama unicorn! Ride into battle on its sparkly back and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of block-breaking madness. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!

NoBoastZoneMC

achievement, aita, bragging, Communication, concern, family, Fever, misunderstanding, NoBoastZoneMC, parents, praise, Preparation, relationship, Results, School exams, stress, success, Support, Top University, university entrance exam, validation

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8353
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Emeralds Found:	4322	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of being underestimated by your parents? Join our Minecraft server and show them who’s boss! Just like this player who didn’t study for their school exams, but still aced their university entrance exam with a whopping 98%!

On our server, you can prove all the haters wrong and become the ultimate Minecraft master, even if you didn’t study for it. So come on, join us and show the world what you’re made of! Who needs good grades when you have mad Minecraft skills, am I right?

HungryHeroCraft

caloric needs, dietary requirements, eating fast, energy intake, fast metabolism, food consumption, high calorie intake, Hunger, HungryHeroCraft, maintaining energy levels, metabolism, nutrition, super appetite, super speed, super strength, superhero diet, superhero lifestyle, superhero metabolism, Superheroes, superhuman abilities, Superpowers

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2700
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

so, like, imagine you’re a superhero, right? but you can’t even eat fast enough to keep up with all the crime-fighting you’re doing. that’s where our server comes in, bro. we got food that makes you eat super fast, like you’re a freakin’ vacuum cleaner. you’ll be able to save the world and still have time for a snack.

plus, we got this crazy story about a group of pandas who learned how to fly by eating enchanted bamboo. now they’re soaring through the skies, dropping gifts for players to find. you could be the lucky one to snag a flying panda mount and zoom around the server like a boss.

not to mention, we have a secret underground city where the villagers have developed a taste for adventure. they’ll challenge you to crazy tasks and reward you with rare items. it’s like a whole new world beneath the surface, waiting to be explored.

so come join us on the most epic, hilarious, and downright bizarre server out there. who needs regular old superheroes when you can have flying pandas and underground villagers? let’s get weird, my dudes.