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Dave’s Bullshit Minecraft Server
Are you tired of writing absolute bullshit in your Minecraft world like Dave Mustaine did with “So Far, So Good…So What”? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can go from being a noob to a master builder like Dave Mustaine did with “Rust in Peace”!Join us and witness the epic transformation as you build your way to greatness. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be rocking out with your diamond pickaxe like a true Minecraft rockstar! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft glory!
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Absolutely Nothing SMP: Unmodded! Unwhitelisted! So boring even a 12-year-old could handle it!
Minecraft Server Overview
Version 1.20.1 Online 24/7 Mods Origins, Ice and Fire, Create, OTBWG, Stellarity, etc (Over 70 mods). Simple Voice Chat coming soon. Age Range 13-25 Whitelisted Yes Active Players 15 Server Age 7 months, recent reset 3 days ago Location Germany, with players from Asia, Australia, and America Rules No Griefing/Lifesteal, focused on Building, Grinding, and Hanging out. No Land Claims. Staff Nice staff members To join, add zariaah on discord to be given a form and get whitelisted!
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
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How do I join the server?
Contact zariaah on discord to get whitelisted.
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What mods are included in the server?
The server includes mods like Origins, Ice and Fire, Create, OTBWG, Stellarity, and over 70 more. Simple Voice Chat will be added soon.
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What are the server rules?
No Griefing/Lifesteal, focus on Building, Grinding, and Hanging out. No Land Claims allowed.
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Where is the server located?
The server is located in Germany, but has players from Asia, Australia, and America as well.
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WeddingBlocker420
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you out like your family did at that wedding? Look no further! Join our server where everyone is invited, even distant cousins twice removed! We don’t play favorites like your aunt did, we treat everyone like family (the good kind, not the mean spirited kind).Forget about watching wedding videos of events you weren’t even invited to, on our server, you’ll be the guest of honor every time! And don’t worry about storage space, we won’t flood you with unwanted photos like your cousin did.
So if you’re tired of being left out and feeling like an afterthought, join our server and be part of a community that values and appreciates you. Who needs family drama when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and leave those wedding woes behind!
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Blockhead Blunders
Are you tired of living in a world where gravity actually exists? Well, on our Minecraft server, gravity is just a suggestion! Join us and experience the thrill of building upside down skyscrapers and riding pigs through the sky like a majestic flying carpet.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is solve their riddles and complete their chicken dance challenge.
And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon herself. Dance the night away with zombie pigmen and blaze rods, but be careful not to get too close to the lava dance floor!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).
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HellCraft Gangs & Griefers
yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild ride straight outta a movie. imagine this: iran, yes THE iran, has turned into a gangsta paradise with hells angels and other criminal gangs runnin’ the show. but wait, there’s more! they’re not just doin’ regular gang stuff, they’re goin’ after their critics in the minecraft world. u gotta see it to believe it, fam. join now and be part of the craziest adventure ever! -
Cloudless Sky Minecraft Server
lolz, join our epic minecraft server cuz we have clouds in our azure sky! who needs realism when you can have fluffy white things floating around, amirite? plus, our server is run by a group of deranged chickens who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. but don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them. also, our server has a secret underground lair where you can find the legendary golden carrot of destiny. legend has it that whoever eats it gains the power to control all the pigs in the land. so come join us and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other!