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Crafty McCraftface – Where Noobs Become Pros!

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1796
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a beach episode in an anime? Look no further than our server, where we discuss indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers! Why join? Well, because we cater to the VIPs of the vtuber world – those who have a cult following of 2views or more!

Want to shill your 499view oshi? Go for it! As long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they’re welcome here. And don’t worry about those corpo vtubers, as long as they don’t own any talent IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they can join the party too!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our Twitch Clips Guide for the best moments, our VOD Archival Guide for preserving those epic streams, and our /lig/ VOD Archive for a trip down memory lane. Plus, we’ve got Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEXY fun, a Tiermaker to rank your faves, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar to celebrate those special days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and dive into the world of indie vtubers like never before. Who knows, you might even run into a virtual duck or two along the way!

StrangerCraft: Where Even Minecraft is Stranger Than Paradise!

action, add-ons, Adventure, Awesome, base game, Challenges, Chaos mode, completion, dlc, Expansion, FANTASY, finished game, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, new content, Paradise, RPG, Square Enix, stranger, Stranger of Paradise, StrangerCraft, video games, what to do next

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9312
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and repetitive tasks? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, adventure, and plenty of surprises.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano, or create a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps. On our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like “Creeper Olympics” where players compete in explosive challenges, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where you must survive waves of undead mobs with only a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

SimulatedCraft: Are We Living in a Minecraft World or Just a Glitch in the Matrix?

#bluepill, Artificial Intelligence, base reality, Boredom, Consciousness, dumb, existential crisis, existentialism, glitch, Humanity, ILLUSION, Living, Loneliness, matrix, Minecraft, Odds, Perception, philosophy, reality balance, SimulatedCraft, simulation, society, Technology, Truth, virtual reality, world

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1971
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	69	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and insanity reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still).

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but TNT and watch it explode in a glorious blaze of glory? Our server is the only place where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and win a pair of enchanted diamond boots as a prize.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave boring old reality behind and join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one ridiculous adventure at a time!

Loony Hillcraft: Where Bumpkins Rule and Sanity Drools!

Bumpkin, Bumpkins, city folk, countryside, Digital Detox, disconnect, Drools, Hillcraft, Interact, loony, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Mental Wellness, mentally ill, Online Community, rule, Rural, sanity, social media, stay off, stigma, Technology, Urban, urban living, Website

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6594
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Potions Brewed:	180
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers run by sane people? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our mentally ill bumpkin Minecraft server where the sheep have mohawks and the pigs wear sunglasses.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident chicken who thinks it’s a duck and insists on swimming in the lava pit. Or how about our friendly creeper who loves giving out hugs (just make sure you have blast protection armor on).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that sings show tunes while you mine. And rumor has it, if you find the secret hidden cave, you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who knows all the juiciest gossip in the Minecraft world.

So come join us on our wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server. Who needs city folk when you can hang out with the truly insane?

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Anon, Anons, daily check-in, daily habits, daily mindfulness, daily routine, emotional well being, Epic, Gratitude, how was your day today, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal reflection, positivity, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, self-care practices, self-care routine

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2050
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Emeralds Found:	9558
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4949
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Oh, you know, just the usual – mining diamonds, fighting off creepers, and trying not to get eaten by zombies. But hey, it’s all in a day’s work on our epic Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve, and having epic battles with other players using nothing but potatoes as weapons.

But the best part? Our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are always willing to trade you rare items in exchange for your soul. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the llama overlords guide you to victory!

LazyCraft: Where we’re too lazy to create a server name, so deal with it!

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4295
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a blocky world! Join us for the craziest adventures and the most ridiculous shenanigans you’ll ever experience in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party where all the mobs were busting out dance moves. And guess what? They joined in and became the best dancer in the whole blocky universe!

But that’s not all! We also have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Hey, you never know what you’ll find in our wacky world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

Minecart Madness: ‘Trails’ Edition

Adventure, Characters, cold steel, Combat, Edition, Engaging, Exploration, FANTASY, Fun, Game, gameplay, Immersive, Jrpg, madness, memorable, Minecart, plot twists, Reverie, RPG, Story-Driven, Trails, video game, world-building

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1735
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Crops Grown:	1485
Love Letters Sent:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because Reverie is here to save the day! This server is so epic, it’s basically the best Cold Steel game you’ll ever play.

Join us for some wild adventures where you can ride unicorns through fields of rainbow sheep, battle evil llamas with diamond swords, and even build a castle made entirely out of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic dance battles. Can you out-dab the mighty Blocky Bob?

So what are you waiting for? Join Reverie now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

OfficeCraft: Where cubicles are made of blocks and water cooler chat is all about mining diamonds!

apartment, bachelors degree, blocks, career, Chat, Computer, cooler, cubicles, diamonds, Experience, financial independence, INDEPENDENCE, interview, job market, Job Search, living alone, Mining, MONEY, neetdom, networking, office job, OfficeCraft, professional development, Résumé, self-sufficiency, Skills, Tips, Water

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4683
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Votes:	2908	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement, surviving off of ramen noodles and dreams of a better life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and unlock the secret to landing that coveted office job. With our virtual office simulations, you’ll be climbing the corporate ladder in no time.

Forget about your dusty old degree, on our server, all you need is a pickaxe and a dream. Build your own virtual office tower, complete with cubicles, water coolers, and even a virtual boss who won’t yell at you for taking too many bathroom breaks.

So say goodbye to NEETdom and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Join our server today and start your journey to financial independence and a not-so-shitty apartment!

“Oops, I Broke It Again” Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8279
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Buildings Constructed:	38	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hiding in the Nether. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom-built dungeon filled with evil bunnies and killer sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs and dancing zombies – they’re known to throw epic raves that last for days.

PakistaniCraft: Brits Should’ve Just Played Minecraft Instead

All India Muslim League, british empire, British Raj, Brits, colonial legacy, Colonialism, cultural identity, History, imperialism, INDEPENDENCE, Indian National Congress, Jinnah, Minecraft, nationalism, Pakistan, Pakistan Zindabad, PakistaniCraft, Partition, Played, Politics, Shouldve, South Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, subcontinent

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8779
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Pakistan never existed because the Brits were too busy playing Minecraft to bother with colonialism! Build your own empire without worrying about pesky historical boundaries getting in your way. Who needs Pakistan when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to fight? Come join us for a truly alternate history experience that will have you laughing all the way to the virtual bank. Plus, rumor has it that the Queen herself logs on to play incognito – can you spot her in game? Join now and let’s rewrite history, one block at a time!