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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 4018 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 8 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Our server is perfect for seasoned professionals like yourself, who just need a break from the real world and want to escape into a world where your children are your whole world. Plus, we have a strict “no rude comments about kids” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about insensitive coworkers.
Join us today and let your virtual children roam free in a world where you can focus on what truly matters – building epic structures, exploring new lands, and maybe even finding a virtual summer camp for your little ones. And if anyone dares to make a snarky comment about your family size, just tell them to “worry about their own kids” and keep on gaming like the boss parent you are. See you in the game!