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CreeperLove404

aita, Angry, Blame, Boyfriend, Communication, CreeperLove404, Defensive, forgetfulness, hurt, Movie, overreacting, Phone, restroom, strangers, Sync, trip, Uber, UNFAIR, Upset, Waiting

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8039
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Animals Bred:	148	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine logging in to find yourself in a maze, with no phone to guide you. Will you be able to find your way out and reunite with your friends? Or will you be left wandering aimlessly, hoping for a friendly stranger to offer you an Uber ride?

But that’s not all – once you finally make it out of the maze, you’ll be faced with challenges that will test your communication skills with your fellow players. Can you and your teammates stay in sync and conquer the obstacles together? Or will you end up like the boyfriend in the story, lost and clueless?

Join our server now for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs a phone when you have Minecraft to keep you entertained and on your toes?

TornadoYachtGoneMCServer

boat disaster, extreme weather, Italian coast, luxury yacht, maritime accident, maritime emergency, maritime incident, maritime rescue, maritime tragedy, mediterranean sea, missing persons, natural disaster, rescue operation, search and rescue, severe weather, sicily, storm damage, Tornado, TornadoYachtGoneMCServer, Tragedy, yacht sinking

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2073
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	26	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this lit Minecraft server, you gotta hear this crazy story, bro. So, like, there was this epic tornado that came outta nowhere and sunk a freakin’ luxury yacht off Sicily. Like, what even?! One dude dead and six peeps missing, like, that’s some wild stuff, man.

But, like, don’t worry, our server ain’t got no tornadoes or sinking yachts, just a whole lotta fun and epic adventures waiting for you. Join us and let’s build some insane creations together, like a giant taco-shaped castle or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless, bro.

So, like, come join us on this Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that are even crazier than a tornado sinking a luxury yacht. Let’s get crafting, my dudes!

BridgeBusterCraft

aggression, Blockade, border, Bridge.., BridgeBusterCraft, Conflict, Defense, Destruction, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Military, Politics, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Tension, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6590
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

Yo, come join our Minecraft server where we reenact epic battles like Ukraine cutting off Russian troops by blowing up the last bridge in Kursk Oblast. It’s like a virtual war zone, but with blocks and pixelated characters. Join us for some explosive fun and see if you can survive the chaos. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot and treasures. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft server: TekCraft – Tekken Edition

Character, Combos, Edition, Fighting Game, Fundamentals guide, Glicko2 rating, Guide, Important Combos, jargon, Minecraft, Moves, notation, Server, Steam, Steam store, TekCraft, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken 8 Character Overviews, Tekken General, terminology, YouTube playlist

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4370
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	194
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	120

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Tekken 8 characters battling it out in the Minecraft world!

Picture this: Steve facing off against Kazuya Mishima in an epic showdown for the ages. Who will emerge victorious? Only you can decide by joining our server and experiencing the madness for yourself!

But that’s not all – we have Glicko2 ratings for all players, so you can see just how skilled you really are. Plus, our terminology and jargon will have you speaking like a Tekken pro in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for a Minecraft experience unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

40% Off Real Estate in Minecraft SMP – Houses Aren’t That Bad!

arent, bad, Economy, Estate, home prices, Houses, housing affordability, housing bubble, housing costs, housing demand, housing market, housing market analysis, housing market comparison, housing market growth, housing market predictions, housing market statistics, housing supply, inflation, market trends, Minecraft, property value, real, real estate, real estate investment, real estate market, salary increase, smp

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8026
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the real estate market is as wild as a creeper explosion! Sure, houses are up 40% over the past 4 years, but fear not – everyone’s salaries are also up 40%! It’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and emeralds grow on trees.

Join us for the craziest real estate adventure of your life! Build your dream castle on a hill made of enchanted obsidian, or create a cozy hobbit hole in the side of a mountain. The possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ve been blown up by a stray TNT block.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the richest player on the server? Or will you be too busy trying to tame a herd of wild llamas that have taken over the town square?

So come on, join us on this wild ride of real estate madness! Who needs a boring 9 to 5 job when you can be a Minecraft real estate mogul? Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always trying to sabotage your latest building project.

ExFriendWeddingDrama

Accommodation, aita, Booked, Bridesmaid, engagement party, ex-friend, ExFriendWeddingDrama, expensive gift, Fight, Food, friendship, kicked out, mutual friends, performing at wedding, Singer, standard fee, traditional wedding gift, travel, wedding band, wedding gift, wedding planning

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1558
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Secret Passages Found:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the drama of wedding planning? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with bridesmaid drama, wedding band battles, and friendship feuds!

Our server offers the unique experience of navigating through wedding planning chaos, where you can choose to be the bridezilla, the disgruntled bridesmaid, or even the wedding band member caught in the middle of it all. Will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior or give in to the pressure of performing for free?

Join now for a chance to roleplay out your wildest wedding scenarios and show off your building skills in creating the ultimate wedding venue. Who needs a traditional gift when you can gift us with your presence on our server? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this outrageous wedding saga – join today!

TNTropolis Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Deadly bomb blast, explosion, extremism, International, investigation, Israeli police, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Reuters, SECURITY, Server, Tel Aviv, terror threat, Terrorism, terrorist attack, TNTropolis, Tragedy, Unrest, violence

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8833
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

hey you! ya you! wanna join a minecraft server that’s more explosive than a terrorist attack in tel aviv? come on down to our server where the only thing blowing up is your mind with all the crazy fun we have! we’ve got more surprises than a bomb blast and more excitement than a police chase! join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime! who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and mayhem right here in our server! trust us, you won’t regret it!

KurskKaboomCraft

border security, border tensions, bridges destroyed, buffer zone, conflict zone, cross-border conflict, defense strategy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, infrastructure damage, international relations, Kursk region, KurskKaboomCraft, military control, Military operations, peace negotiations, regional stability, security measures, territorial control, Ukraine-Russia border, Ukrainian forces

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Zombie Dances:	8

Yo, so there’s this sick Minecraft server where Ukrainian forces are like, tightening control of the Kursk region, but like, in Minecraft world, ya know? They’re building bridges and destroying them, like it’s some crazy game of bridge destruction or something. Join this server if you wanna be part of the action, man! Build bridges, destroy bridges, it’s all good in this wacky world. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in a ‘buffer zone’ where things are always intense and exciting? Come join the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

1000USD, 180USD, 320usd, affordable, big one, Budget, CraftyCreeperz, expensive, gift, i want one, Instrument, Minecraft, Music, musical one, PRESENT, price, Purchase, Server, shopping, SIZE, small one, Toy, wish list

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2533
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Gods Slained:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Towns Built:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that charge an arm and a leg just to play? Well, look no further because our server is offering insane deals that will make you question reality itself! For just 180USD, you can join our small but mighty server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’. Want to take your gaming experience to the next level? Fork over 320USD for our musical server where every block you break plays a sweet tune. And for the true ballers out there, we have the big one for 1000USD where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly (literally). So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your wallet emptied)!

Minecraft SMP: Granny’s Titties – The Blockbuster Movie

Ageism, blockbuster, Cinema, cleavage, controversial, Eli Roth, Entertainment, Exploitation, fetish, film industry, granny’s titties, Grannys, Hollywood, inappropriate, mature actresses, mature content, Minecraft, Movie, old actresses, Provocative, scandalous, Sexualization, smp, taboo, titties

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2025
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Magic Items Found:	8750	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Farms Harvested:	675	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Welcome to Granny’s Titties: The Movie Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with old actresses showing off their cleavage like never before.

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, here at Granny’s Titties, we embrace the chaos and hilarity that comes with playing Minecraft with a twist.

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From fighting off hordes of zombie grannies to building giant titty statues, there’s never a dull moment on Granny’s Titties.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for a titillating adventure that you won’t soon forget. Granny’s Titties: The Movie Minecraft SMP, where the fun never stops and the cleavage is always on display!