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PleasureCraft SMP

beauty, books, Contentment, family, Food, Friends, Gratitude, Happiness, hugs, joy, Kindness, Laughter, love, Music, Nature, Peace, PleasureCraft, Relaxation, Serenity, simple pleasures, smp, Sunshine

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8563
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	483	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for wood, getting chased by creepers, and accidentally falling into lava while mining for diamonds!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner chaos. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a prank war with your fellow players? We encourage it!

Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a secret society of llamas that control the economy. Join us and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community on the block!

HousePartyGriefer

bad houseguest behavior, bad manners, discourteous actions, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guests, guest behavior, guest etiquette, hospitality rules, house etiquette, house rules, houseguest etiquette, HousePartyGriefer, impolite gestures, impolite guests, Inappropriate Behavior, offending hosts, rude behavior, rude guests, social faux pas, social norms

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3051
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our community is filled with mischievous players who love to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. From filling someone’s house with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant lava pit, the possibilities for chaos are endless.

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of players who have created their own civilization complete with a currency system, government, and even a black market for rare items. Joining this society means you’ll have to prove your worth through a series of ridiculous challenges, including a parkour course made entirely of slime blocks and a maze filled with traps and puzzles.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your inner troll run wild and embark on crazy adventures with a group of like-minded players, then look no further. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink

Astronomy, astronomy research, Chaos, deep space observations, Earth’s orbit, elon musk, Elon Musk’s projects, environmental impact, light pollution, Musks, satellite constellations, satellite interference, satellites, scientists, Space, Space debris, space exploration, space junk, space observation restrictions, space technology, starlink, Technology

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is outta this world? well, this server is literally outta this world cuz elon musk’s starlink satellites be causin chaos up in earth’s orbit. but don’t worry, we got u covered with a server that is so lit, it’s like playin in outer space.

join us for some epic adventures as we navigate through the cosmic chaos caused by musk’s satellites. build ur own space station, battle aliens, and mine for space diamonds. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the galaxy.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s explore the final frontier together. who knows, maybe we’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds. yolo, amirite?

ArcadiaRP

1.17.x, Adventure, ArcadiaRP, mc.arcadiaroleplay.it, Minecraft, Roleplay, Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7877
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Star Shards Collected:	120	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3565
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Votes:	4818

Arcadia Roleplay! Version: 1.17.x IP: mc.arcadiaroleplay.it Come join us and enjoy the adventure!

66.118.245.120

Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server

billionaire, blocky, brain-rotted, Brainiacs, Conspiracy, Corruption, cover up, elite society, Evidence, human trafficking, ISLAND, Jews, Minecraft, Minors, Mossad, Powerful, rape, scandal, Server, sexual abuse, terminally online, U.S. Government, video tapes, Wealthy

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1595
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape to a world where billionaires with ties to secret organizations run islands for the wealthy and powerful to engage in scandalous activities? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and hidden agendas. Explore mysterious islands, uncover government cover-ups, and maybe even stumble upon some shocking evidence along the way.

Who needs diamonds and gold when you can uncover the truth behind it all? Join our server now and see where the rabbit hole takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our Minecraft world!

Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP

#revelation, Confessions, confessions of betrayal, Cum, Deception, deception in friendship, Friends, friendship, Giving, hidden, Hidden Secrets, Intimacy, intimate friendships, Minecraft, relationships, revealing secrets, Secrets, smp, Trust, trust issues, unaware, unaware friends

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3757
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Zombie Dances:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8502
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join a group of friends who have no idea how much cum you’ve given them! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They may or may not be plotting world domination. – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will peck anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we built it, just enjoy the show. – Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and underwater basket weaving competitions. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world. Good luck finding it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the wacky adventures and unexpected surprises that await you. Just don’t mention the cum to your friends, okay?

ThirstyCraft

Accountability, Arizona drinks, burritos, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, drinks, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, misunderstanding, public assistance, selfish, sharing, SNAP card, Soda, Store, supermarket, Tacos, ThirstyCraft, Water Bottle

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6553
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Advancements, anticipation, CHANGE, Curiosity, discovery, dreams, Evolution, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Future, FutureFrenzy, growth, Hope, innovation, Minecraft, opportunities, optimism, Possibilities, Potential, progress, smp, Technology, transformation

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6977
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Dragons Tamed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a pet creeper).

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and unpredictable SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, the future has never looked so exciting!

BlockyBanterCraft

banal, banality, BlockyBanterCraft, buzzword, Cliche, commonplace, empty phrase, exhausted, hackneyed, lost meaning, meaningless, Misused, overused, Pedestrian, platitudinous, stale, threadbare, tired, trite, worn out

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3714
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	300	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

SeriousCraft Minecraft Server

crisis management., Dangerous, device attacks, emergency response, escalation, Government, instability, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, MINISTERS, national security, next 48 hours, pager attacks, POLITICAL CRISIS, regional conflict, security threat, SeriousCraft, Server, Tensions, Terrorism, Unrest, Warning

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2873
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	1374	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	78	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, we got explosions and stuff happening all the time. it’s like a war zone up in here. lebanese ministers are like, “whoa, this is some serious escalation, bro.” they’re warning everyone that the next 48 hours are gonna be super dangerous. but like, that just makes it even more exciting, right?

join our server for non-stop action and chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next. maybe you’ll get attacked by pagers and devices, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure. who knows, man. it’s all up in the air.

so come on, join us for the ride of your life. just remember to watch your back and keep your wits about you. things are about to get wild!