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Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

arms sales, Biden administration, Bidens, Bombastic, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense budget, defense industry, defense partnership, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, glide bombs, international relations, Joint Standoff Weapon, JSOW, military aid, military equipment, military support, Minecraft, national security, security assistance, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	773
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

so, like, this server is like, the bomb, literally! we got $375 million worth of security assistance, like, what even is that? we got these American Joint Standoff Weapon glide bombs, like, whoa, that’s some serious firepower, bro. imagine, like, blowing up creepers and zombies with these bad boys, it’s gonna be epic! join now and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server ever! boom!

TrudeauCraft2021

Canada, Canada Politics, Canadian government, Canadian Leader, Canadian News, Canadian Parliament, Canadian politics, Canadian Politics Update, Canadian Prime Minister, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, Confidence Motion, Confidence Vote, Government, justin trudeau, Parliament, PM Trudeau, POLITICAL CRISIS, Politics, Survives, TrudeauCraft2021, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5321
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

so like, u know how canada has a prime minister named trudeau? well, he like totally survived a vote of no confidence on this server! it was crazy, like all the players were voting and stuff, but trudeau was just like nah bro, i got this. so if u wanna be part of a server where even the prime minister can survive a vote of no confidence, then u gotta join us! plus, we have like the best pixel art of maple syrup and beavers, it’s lit fam. come join the fun and see if u can survive a vote of no confidence too!

Mobility Challenged Warriors

ancient civilizations, ancient Italy, ancient societies, Archaeological Findings, bioarchaeology, challenged, cultural beliefs, debate, disability, disabled individuals, grave site, historical perspective, INDIVIDUALS, limited mobility, Mobility, mobility limitations, physical limitations, societal norms, society, views on disability, warrior class, warrior status, Warriors

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1058
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got warriors rollin’ around like they own the place, even if they got limited mobility! Imagine tryna fight off creepers and zombies with just one leg, that’s some next level skills right there. Plus, we got ancient Italy vibes goin’ on, so you can pretend you’re a gladiator or somethin’. Who needs full mobility when you got mad PvP skills, amirite? So come join us and show off your disability warrior swag, it’s gonna be lit!

♐SmiteGame♐ANARCHY,GRIEFER,CASES FOR EVERYONE❤️ Minecraft server

1.16, 1.20.4, Anarchy, Auctions, Buyer, Cases, Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, Free Donations, Grief, griefer, Jobs, lags, Large Online, Minecraft, No Dupe, No Private, Optimized, Ping, Pirate, PvP, Rewards, Server, SMITEGAME, Store, Survival, VKGROUP

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ores Mined:	9223	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Our IP: mc.smitegame.io

Our VK group: vk.com/smitegame

The optimal version for the game is 1.20.4

You can enter from versions: 1.16-1.20.4

Good optimized server without lags, low ping, well-developed economy (jobs, buyer, store, auctions, various rewards).

The server has a large number of events that occur automatically every day at a specified time (More details – /events).

Come in and see everything with your own eyes!

mc.smitegame.io

HardcoreSMP: Where death is just a minor inconvenience! v1.21.2

#dare, Anarchy, Challenges, Cheats, Community, death, Difficulty, Discord, Endurance, Forge, Griefing, Hardcore, hardcoresmp, INCONVENIENCE, java, Join, Legends, Minecraft, MINOR, PvP, resurrect, Skills, Survival, teamwork, V1.21.2, Website

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1966
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9097
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Potions Brewed:	184	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	30

Welcome to HardcoreSMP
Founded: 2011
Difficulty: Hardcore
Death-Ban: Until Friday midnight UTC

Overview:

HardcoreSMP is where legends are forged and the weak are weeded out. It’s the ultimate test of skill, wits, and endurance with PvP and griefing fully allowed. Can you thrive in a world where danger lurks at every corner?

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is HardcoreSMP?	HardcoreSMP is a Death-Ban server where players are banned upon death until Friday midnight UTC.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are fully allowed on the server.
Can players team up?	Yes, forming alliances with other players can be advantageous for survival.
Are cheats/hacks allowed?	No, cheats/hacks are not allowed on the server. It is not an Anarchy server.
What happens if a player dies?	Players are banned until Friday midnight UTC, giving them a chance to resurrect.
Are there additional worlds?	Yes, there is a Graveyard server for death-banned players to continue playing.

Life’s Minecraft Server: Non-Trans Thoughts

born female, Character, Childhood, childhood environment, desire, Environment, Factors, FEMCEL, Friends, gender, hypothetical, Life, Lifes, male vs female socialization, Minecraft, nontrans, Personality, personality traits, Server, social recluse, socialization, thought experiment, Thoughts

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8799
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where gender doesn’t matter and everyone is just here to have a good time!

Imagine if you were born a female in Minecraft, would you still have zero friends? Would you be a social recluse or a “femcel”? Well, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be and make as many friends as you like!

We have insane stories of players who have transformed themselves into powerful female warriors, leading epic battles against dragons and saving the entire server from destruction.

So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible, even changing your gender and living your best life in Minecraft!

>Dude lets just make the villain Imorten… Minecraft SMP

amazing CG, ape tribe, cg, dog shit, Fury Road, gtdude, hate, Imorten Joe, Imorten.., Lets, Minecraft, Nova, outdated graphics, pixar, planet, planet of the apes, Reboot, sex slave, Show, smp, toy story 3, trilogy, TV movie, Villain

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8955
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Farms Harvested:	907	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most epic villain Imorten Joe from Fury Road causing chaos and mayhem! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures and battle against this ruthless foe.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole tribe of apes roaming around, adding a wild twist to our server. And don’t worry, we definitely didn’t mean to imply that any of our human women are sex slaves named Nova – it’s just a coincidence, we swear!

And let’s not forget about our amazing graphics that will make you feel like you’re playing in a Pixar movie from the 90s. Who needs fancy CG when you can have that nostalgic feel, right?

So come join us on our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

Bday Brunch Bust – Minecraft Server

BDay, Birthday, Boundaries, Breakfast, brunch, Bust, Communication, compromise, consequences, consideration, Empathy, Expectations, family, forgiveness, Frustration, lateness, Minecraft, patience, punctuality, relationships, Respect, Self Respect, self-care, Server, Understanding

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3288
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of waiting around for your family to show up on time? Join our Minecraft server where time is always on your side! No more late brunches or missed opportunities, just endless fun and adventure in the virtual world.

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from tardiness, or create elaborate traps to catch those who dare to make you wait. With endless possibilities and no need to rely on unreliable family members, you’ll never have to deal with being the only one who values punctuality again.

So come join us and leave the real world behind, where you can be the master of your own time and never have to deal with latecomers again. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than waiting around for your mom to finally wake up!

FianceCraft: No Lists, Just Blocks

Assistance, blocks, Breakfast, childcare, co parenting, Communication, compromise, daily tasks, Decision making, disagreement, Expectations, family dynamics, Fatherhood, FiancéCraft, lists, Motherhood, parenting, Parenting styles, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, teamwork, Toddler

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	179
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1722	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos, just like this couple’s morning disagreement!

Forget about making lists, on our server, you’ll have to figure out what needs to be done on your own just like this mom does every day. Will you remember to feed your virtual child? Will you remember to brush their virtual teeth? The suspense is real!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn. Just when you think you have it all figured out, something unexpected will happen. Just like this dad watching TikToks instead of making breakfast for his daughter – you never know what crazy antics will unfold next!

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and a test of your parenting skills (virtual parenting, that is), join our Minecraft server today. Who needs a list when you can just wing it and hope for the best? Let the madness begin!

MineCraftU?

acquiring new talents, broadening skills, Continuous Improvement, Curiosity, discovering passions, education, educational aspirations., enhancing abilities, expanding horizons, Exploration, knowledge acquisition, lifelong learning, mastering a craft, minecraftu, personal growth, pursuing interests, Self Discovery, self improvement, skill development, Something New, Unlocking potential

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9151
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Have you ever wanted to learn how to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamond armor? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only can you do that, but you can also learn how to tame a dragon and have it breathe fire on your enemies! Join us for the most epic and ridiculous adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Who needs boring old school when you can learn the ways of the llama warrior on our server?