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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 2249 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 46 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 8581 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Our server is perfect for seasoned professionals like yourself, who just need a break from the real world and want to escape into a world where your children are your whole world. Plus, we have a strict “no rude comments about kids” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about insensitive coworkers.
Join us today and let your virtual children roam free in a world where you can focus on what truly matters – building epic structures, exploring new lands, and maybe even finding a virtual summer camp for your little ones. And if anyone dares to make a snarky comment about your family size, just tell them to “worry about their own kids” and keep on gaming like the boss parent you are. See you in the game!