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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 5692 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 6506 | Animals Bred: | 67 |
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a virtual world that’s as messy as your friend’s house after they added in way too many animals. The smell of adventure will stick to your virtual clothes, just like the smell of animal waste sticks to everything in their house.
Don’t worry about tiptoeing around piles of dog poop and pee – in our server, you’ll be too busy dodging creepers and zombies to even notice! And if you ever need a break from the chaos, just hop on a virtual couch that definitely isn’t soaked in pee (we promise).
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll need to bring is a sense of humor and maybe some trash bags for your car seats. And remember, if anyone asks why you’re always hanging out here, just tell them it’s because our server is the place to be!
