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ZombieCraft Minecraft Server

aging parents, caregiving, Commitment, determination, Duty, emotional strain, Endurance, exhaustion, family, FATIGUE, Long Term Care, love, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, parents, perseverance, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Server, Support, tired, ZombieCraft

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1845
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ores Mined:	7030
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Enchantments Applied:	180	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can escape reality and dive into a world of pure chaos and hilarity? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, insane challenges, and wacky mini-games. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And hey, if you ever feel like giving up, just remember that at least you’re not as tired as this poor soul who can’t quit until their parents kick the bucket. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories together!

BauBau’s Crazy Crafters – The FUWAMOCO Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	279
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Magic Items Found:	1781	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like our stream schedule. From karaoke sessions to Twitter spaces shenanigans, we’ve got it all. And don’t forget about our unarchived content – you never know what you might stumble upon!

But wait, there’s more! Our talented members Mococo and Fuwawa will serenade you with their angelic voices while you explore our server. And if you’re feeling brave, check out our /baubau/ related content for some spicy NSFW surprises.

So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even spot a VTL team member or two lurking in the shadows. Don’t miss out on the madness – join now!

NoFamNoSeeMC

Accommodation, active duty, Air Force, baby, Birthday, California, celebration, family, Hawaii, ISLAND, mindset, Moving, NoFamNoSeeMC, Planning, Pregnancy, stress, travel, UNFAIR, unreasonable, vacation, Visitors

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3852
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1721
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the stress of family drama and unwanted visitors! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any interference from pesky relatives.

Imagine a world where you can celebrate your son’s birthday in peace, without worrying about family members crashing the party. Build a virtual paradise for just you, your husband, and your little one, without any unwanted guests showing up unannounced.

On our server, you can create your own island getaway where you make the rules. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Join us now and let the virtual fun begin!

WildTalesMC SMP

bizarre confessions, bizarre conversations, crazy anecdotes, eccentric strangers, odd encounters, outlandish tales, peculiar conversations, peculiar encounters, quirky interactions, random encounters, smp, strange encounters, surprising revelations, unbelievable stories, unexpected confessions, unexpected encounters, unusual interactions, weird confessions, wild stories, Wild Tales, WildTalesMC

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9166
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Magic Items Found:	1562
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness you never knew you needed!

Join us for epic adventures, like the time a player rode a pig off a cliff while trying to tame it, only to land in a pool of lava and somehow survive with half a heart left. Or how about the time someone accidentally set off a chain reaction of TNT explosions that turned the entire spawn area into a crater-filled wasteland? And let’s not forget the legendary prank war that ended with someone building a giant statue of a chicken on top of the admin’s house.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see just how wild things can get. Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history of insanity!

BlockyButterflyEffect

BlockyButterflyEffect, butterfly effect, consequences, critical decisions, Future, impactful choices, important choices, life changing moments, Life decisions, long-term effects, massive impact, pivotal choices, ripple effects, seemingly minor decision, significant decisions, small choices, turning points, unexpected consequences, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen outcomes

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6915
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Emeralds Found:	3140	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Have you ever wondered how different your life would be if you had chosen the red pill instead of the blue pill? Well, on our Minecraft server, every decision you make could lead to a wild and wacky adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally punching a chicken and starting a poultry rebellion that takes over the entire server. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats.

With endless possibilities and unexpected consequences, our server will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt. So come on, make that seemingly minor decision to join our server and see where it takes you! Who knows, you might just become the ruler of a kingdom of llamas or discover a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds and cake. The choice is yours, but choose wisely – the fate of the Minecraft universe is in your hands!

CraftyMaduro’sWhatsAppBan

authoritarianism, Censorship, Communication, crackdown, CraftyMadurosWhatsAppBan, digital rights, freedom of speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet, Maduro, opposition, Politics, protest, repression, social media, Supporters, Surveillance, Technology, Venezuela, WhatsApp

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Void Gems Collected:	23	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	473

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than maduro trying to delete whatsapp! we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and more drama than a venezuelan political rally. our community is tighter than maduro’s grip on power, and we promise you’ll have a blast playing with us. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some memories that will last longer than maduro’s presidency!

Welcome to Macaroni-land, where the only war is over who gets the last noodle! Embrace the cheesy chaos now!

atmosphere, Brewery, Chaos, Cheesy, Community, Embrace, EXPERIMENTAL, Factions, Friendly, macaroniland, midis, Minecarts, music disk, noodle, Plugins, rp sit, Shop, Skills, Small Community, SMPs, Starter Kit, Survival, trinkets, War

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7252
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Game Version	Java IP 37.10.122.12:25984
Game Version	Bedrock IP 37.10.122.12 Port 25984
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/V4ESac7ydU

Macaroni-land is your expectable standard survival server think oldish smps, pvp, nice atmosphere, weird trash. The server has been running for a couple months, with a friendly yet chaotic small community. A couple towns exist so that’s cool!

A simple shop at spawn mostly to sell trinkets like the custom Music disk midis, and player owned ones that sell more complex stuff, a starter kit (acceptable quality), some weird experimental skills things, and some community requested plugins ie: faster minecarts, brewery, a rp sit thing, random stuff kinda, yes we have it all. Come try our place out!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has the server been running?	The server has been running for a couple of months.
Is there PvP on the server?	Yes, there is PvP on the server.
What can I buy at the spawn shop?	You can buy trinkets like custom Music disk midis, starter kits, and more.
Are there any special plugins on the server?	Yes, there are community requested plugins like faster minecarts, brewery, and more.

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

character trope, Coming of Age, CraftyCraze, cultural stereotype, Female Protagonist, film, free-spirit, high school, indie, Japanese cinema, Japanese High-Schooler, love interest, Manic Pixie Dream Girl, Minecraft, MPDG, nonconformist, quirky, Romantic, Server, teen romance, Unconventional, WHIMSICAL, young adult

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	441
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2661
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical pixie dream girl on steroids! Picture this: you’re a Japanese high-schooler who has been transported into a world where you can build and explore to your heart’s content. But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a talking llama who will guide you on your journey. So why wait? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

MinotaurMama Minecraft SMP

breeding mechanics, character design, Customization, Diversity, FANTASY, female representation, game development, Game Mechanics, gender diversity, inclusion, marriage options, Minecraft, minotaur women, MinotaurMama, mythical creatures, narrative choices, non-human characters, player agency, player choice, romance options, smp, video games, Worldbuilding

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Void Gems Collected:	30	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mobs and NPCs? Well, look no further because our server has MINOTAUR WOMEN that you can actually MARRY and BREED with! That’s right, forget about boring old villagers, on our server you can start a family with a minotaur babe and raise little half-human, half-bull babies together. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft roleplay that you never knew you needed. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your minotaur love story today!

PlasmaCraftersUnited

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2919
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5246
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Crops Grown:	4198	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as epic as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this player’s crazy family situation.

Need a distraction from your own family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real life, where you can mine, build, and survive without any pesky parents getting in the way.

Who needs plasma donations when you can earn virtual diamonds and emeralds on our server? Forget about saving up for a new laptop – spend your hard-earned in-game currency on epic gear and weapons instead!

Join now and experience the thrill of defying your parents’ wishes in a virtual world where anything is possible. Who needs a social security card when you can conquer dungeons and battle monsters with your friends?

Don’t be a leech – be a legend on our Minecraft server! It’s time to show your parents who’s boss in a world where the only rules are the ones you make. See you in-game, adventurer!