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Horny2Happy – Minecraft SMP

Afterglow, arousal, Boundaries, Climax, Decision making, Desires, fantasies, fleeting thoughts, horny, Horny2Happy, impulse, Minecraft, Pleasure, post-orgasm clarity, regret, satisfaction, self reflection, self-control, sexual behavior, sexual fantasies, smp, taboo, temptation

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5216
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Votes:	2392	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you feeling satisfied? Look no further than our server, where the only thing harder than mining for diamonds is resisting the urge to build a giant phallic structure. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time Steve accidentally spawned a horde of angry llamas in the middle of town. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server – unless you’re into that sort of thing. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get digging!

MineCraftMixTape

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2776
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	4631
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Are you tired of mining and crafting in the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate guilty pleasure for all Minecraft players!

Join us and you’ll be serenaded by our in-game jukebox that only plays the most outrageous guilty pleasure songs. From cheesy pop hits to cringy boy bands, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Creeper, who busts out dance moves that will blow your mind. And rumor has it that if you can keep up with his funky fresh moves, he’ll grant you three wishes!

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life? Come on, you know you want to!

BlockPartyMadness

7th of October, BlockPartyMadness, celebration, Conflict, current events, demonstration, Hamas, international relations, Israel, massacre, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, News, Political, Propaganda, protest, public opinion, spain, sway, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	977
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, we’re celebrating the 7th of October Hamas massacre in Spain! Why, you ask? Because Israel couldn’t sway public opinion, that’s why! Join us for some crazy fun and outrageous events. Build your own memorial for the massacre or create a pixel art of a protest sign. The possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Eve’s Minecraft Server: Nowicki’s AI Marriage

Advanced technology, ai, artificial hyperintelligence, Cybernetics, Eve, Eves, Future, futuristic, human-robot interaction, innovation, intelligent machines, machine learning, Maciej, Marriage, MARRIED, Minecraft, Nowicki, Nowickis, relationship, robotics, science fiction, Server, stellar blade, Technology

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8990
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ores Mined:	3938	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Potions Brewed:	175	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner Maciej is married to an artificial hyperintelligence named Eve. That’s right, our server is run by a power couple like no other!

But that’s not all – our players are equipped with Stellar Blades that can slice through any block like butter. Want to build a castle in seconds? No problem with our OP weapons!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting in zero gravity while dodging space creepers and lunar skeletons.

So come join us for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience. Who needs reality when you can have a virtual life on our server with Maciej, Eve, and the Stellar Blades? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FUCK Minecraft SMP Problem

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6477
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage wild shenanigans and epic pranks!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between two players who couldn’t agree on the color of a sheep and ended up starting a full-blown war. Or how about the time someone built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the Potato King, only to be overthrown by a rebellion of carrot enthusiasts?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, and a mysterious player who only communicates through interpretive dance. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, come join us and see what the FUCK is going on!

SelfieSneakz

BIZARRE, blowing things out of proportion, calling off, Chill out, ENGAGEMENT, Inappropriate Behavior, Move, Nervous, Nightmare, outside opinions, overreacting, selfies, SelfieSneakz, sister-in-law, sister’s fiance, snapchat, WIBTAH

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9638
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue just like this crazy family situation!

Imagine logging in to see your sister’s fiancé sending you mysterious selfies with a “smolder” face. Is it inappropriate? Is it just plain weird? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you won’t find this level of excitement on any other server.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets, confronting awkward situations, and maybe even causing a wedding to be called off! Who knew Minecraft could be so juicy? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

SMP SexEd Minecraft

Minecraft, sexed, smp

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3301
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further, because on our server, we have more drama than a soap opera in the Nether! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and more inside jokes than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

But that’s not all – our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what kind of chaos we’re causing. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a pig riding a minecart, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

BlockCraftAdvice

advice, BlockCraftAdvice, Communication, goal-setting, Happiness, inspiration, Life, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, reddit, Reflection, relationships, resilience, self improvement, self-care, success, Tips, wisdom

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8302
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	2658
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on our server, we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business! Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, and embark on quests to find the legendary bacon sword that can turn your enemies into delicious pork chops. Trust us, this server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join the fun! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BlockCraftEU2022

BlockCraftEU2022, blocks, Censorship, Cyber Security, Democracy, digital rights, eastern europe, EU referendum, foreign influence, free speech, government control, information warfare, internet restrictions, media control, Moldova, online censorship, online manipulation, political interference, Presidential vote, Propaganda, Russian websites

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6220
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchantments Applied:	161
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Animals Bred:	177
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Towns Built:	2

haha yo come join our epic minecraft server where we block russian websites just like moldova did before their EU referendum and presidential vote!!! we got all the crazy drama and political intrigue you could ever want in a minecraft server!!! build your own virtual wall and keep out all those pesky russians while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers!!! join now for a wild ride of fake news and international espionage in the blocky world of minecraft!!!

Baby Bump Bedtime Blunder

baby, bedtime, behavioral skills, blunder, boys’ health, bump, child behavior, child development, child speech delays, children’s health, cognitive skills, developmental delays, emotional skills, maternal health, maternal sleep, motor skills, parenting, Pregnancy, Pregnant Women, sleep deprivation, sleep patterns, sleep quality, Social Skills, speech skills

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

come join our minecraft server, where pregnant women who sleep less than 7 hours a night can have children with SUPERPOWERS! yes, you heard that right. these children are born with the ability to mine diamonds with their minds, build epic structures in seconds, and even tame creepers as pets.

boys are at a higher risk of being born with these amazing abilities, so if you want your son to be the next minecraft superhero, join our server now! watch as your child develops their social, emotional, behavioral, motor, cognitive, and speech skills at lightning speed.

don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to have a minecraft prodigy as a child. join our server now and start your journey to raising the next minecraft legend!