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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 4948 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Votes: | 6449 |
join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!