medical grade laser Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Dr. Creeper’s Laser Clinic: Where Even the Zombies Get a Glow Up!

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	243
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Buildings Constructed:	27	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Runes Activated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or unique? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and thought they were just playing a regular game of Minecraft. Little did they know, they stumbled upon a secret hidden feature – a Medical Grade Laser! Yes, you read that right. This laser wasn’t just any ordinary laser, it had the power to heal players, cure zombie pigmen, and even give you a fabulous new haircut!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a magical unicorn that grants wishes (as long as your wish is for more diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wacky, wild, and downright weird world of Minecraft like never before! Just remember, always wear your sunglasses when using the Medical Grade Laser. Trust us, you’ll thank us later.

BrotherlyLMAO Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7405
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake. Yes, you heard that right – a cake house! And guess what? The creepers couldn’t resist the sweet temptation and ended up blowing it all to smithereens! But don’t worry, we have a team of expert builders who can help you rebuild your cake house (or any other crazy creation) in no time.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is home to the legendary “Dancing Enderman”? Rumor has it that if you find him and challenge him to a dance-off, he’ll drop a diamond block as a prize. But be warned, his moves are out of this world!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. And remember, if someone asks you who this guy is, just say “he’s over with me brother” – it’s our secret code for a good time!

BoysTripMC Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6249
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	185	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magic Items Found:	3527	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	33

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of guy time! Just like this dude who is risking his marriage for a board game trip, we know how vital it is to have some bro time in the virtual world.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream home, just like this guy and his wife! Who needs a moving company when you have the power of blocks and creativity at your fingertips?

Don’t worry about leaving your wife hanging, we’ve got plenty of players who will help her move in while you’re off on your adventures. Plus, who needs curtains and TVs when you can have epic battles and build insane structures in Minecraft?

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some good old-fashioned fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends to join you on your next board game trip!

HusbandWifeUncomfortableCraft

aita, Apology, bbq, birthmark, blue eyes, celebrate, Cruel, DAUGHTER, family, Father’s Day, guest, home, husband’s aunt, HusbandWifeUncomfortableCraft, in-laws, innocent comments, line, response, sarcastic, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	844
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Farms Harvested:	603	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Divine Spears Created:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your husband’s aunt questioning your baby’s paternity? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the same level of drama and chaos in-game.

Just like how his aunt couldn’t resist stirring the pot at your family BBQ, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning the lineage of your fellow players’ pixelated pets!

With more crickets than a summer night in the countryside, our server promises awkward silences and uncomfortable moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. But hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?

So come join us and see if you can handle the heat of the virtual BBQ, where innocent comments can quickly turn into heated debates. Who needs family drama when you have our server to keep you on your toes?

SkillzCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5763
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	90
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly gain the skill of being able to build a mansion out of diamond blocks in under 5 minutes! Imagine the envy of all your friends as you casually stroll through your blinged-out crib. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will also give you the ability to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against creepers and zombies. So why waste your time on any other server when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

HateCrafters

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	286
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4144
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, come join our server where chaos reigns supreme! We’ve got lava pits in every corner, creepers that explode on sight, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for photobombing your screenshots and stealing your diamonds. And don’t even get us started on the zombie apocalypse that happens every Tuesday at 3 PM sharp.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and the occasional accidental death by falling into a pit of lava, then come join us on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a spare set of armor).

FerroptosisCraft

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4882
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Runes Activated:	8

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can explore the wild world of ferroptosis in epilepsy!!! u can mine for iron while dodging crazy seizures and battling evil brain waves!!! build your own fortress to protect against the ferroptosis monsters and show off your epic loot to all the other players!!! join now for a chance to win a diamond sword that shoots lightning bolts and a pet zombie pigman that farts rainbows!!! let’s goooooooo!!!!

JurassicGirly Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1295
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ores Mined:	3497	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	New Chunks Explored:	706608

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is exclusively for female jurards – yes, you heard that right, only female jurards allowed! Why, you ask? Because our server is located on a magical island where only female jurards can harness the power of the rare pink diamonds that grow there. Legend has it that whoever collects the most pink diamonds will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves! So come join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with treasure hunts, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate queen of the pink diamonds!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7714
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Gods Slained:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of hockey news like never before! Join us for epic battles on the ice where the only thing choking will be the opposing team’s chances of winning. And don’t worry, if things get intense, just remember that the sound of cats choking is just their way of cheering you on!

But beware, things can get messy on the ice. One time, a player scored a goal so epic that it caused a hairball to form in the game. It was both disgusting and impressive at the same time. Who knew Minecraft had such realistic physics?

So come join us on our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because in this world, anything can happen – even if it involves cats choking and hairballs flying.

CashCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3481
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like arguments over spending habits and cold shoulders!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with virtual shopping sprees where you can buy all the strawberries you want for only $2.99 a pound! No need to worry about budgeting or debt here, just splurge to your heart’s content.

Take a break from family disagreements and enjoy our photo package deals, where you can pick as many poses as you want without breaking the bank. And if anyone calls you difficult, just remind them that the raw photos only cost $400!

So come on over to our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs verbal communication when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow players? Plus, we promise not to give you the silent treatment or call you an asshole – unless you’re griefing someone’s build, of course. 😉

BabysitRageCraft

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8726
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	957

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to babysit anyone’s kids to avoid a bench warrant!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with insane stories like the time a player had to fight off a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot! Or the epic quest to find the legendary diamond sword hidden deep within the Nether realm.

Don’t worry about being put in awkward situations like the one above, on our server, the only thing you’ll be saying yes to is having a blast! So come on over and join the fun, because here, the only drama you’ll find is between players battling it out in epic PvP battles. See you in the game!