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Blocky Breaktime Bonanza: Escape Reality >have a long day at work/school…

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9640
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of feeling like a loser virgin faggot full of hate and unethical thoughts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all that negativity behind as you embark on a journey filled with pixelated adventures and virtual friendships. Who needs therapy when you have blocks to break and creepers to avoid? Say goodbye to feeling like dogshit and hello to a world where anything is possible. Join us and get happy, bros.

SeetheCraft: Where Zoomers Rage Quit and Boomers Reign Supreme

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3557
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Mines Excavated:	4936	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Dimension Hops:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where we embrace the chaos and love stirring up drama.

We are proud NTR enthusiasts and we aren’t afraid to show it! Sorry zoomers, but us oldfags know how to have a good time. So if you’re into causing mayhem, stirring up trouble, and making zoomers seethe, then this is the server for you.

Come join us for some outrageous fun and let’s make some memories that will leave the zoomers scratching their heads. Who needs rules when you have NTR and usedgods on your side? Join us now and let’s show those chuds how it’s done!

Dick Craving CD High

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	655
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Our server is so lit, it’ll make you feel like you’re on cloud nine. We have custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gaming experience to a whole new level. And don’t even get me started on our insane events – we once had a llama race where the winner got a diamond horse armor!

But that’s not all, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. We have players from all walks of life, including a guy who claims to be a ninja in real life and a girl who swears she can talk to creepers. It’s never a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure.

So come join us and let loose on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

BoomBlockz: Where Creepers Fear to Tread Since ‘int 10 years ago’

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7176
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of dealing with racist players on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no racism policy! We don’t tolerate any hate speech towards any group of people, including our Chinese players. In fact, we have a whole town dedicated to celebrating Chinese culture and cuisine! So come join us and help us build a diverse and inclusive community where everyone is welcome, no matter where they come from. Plus, our server has the best virtual Kung Pao chicken you’ll ever taste! Join us now and let’s make Minecraft a better place for everyone!

SPinCraft: Because even Minecraft players debate Game Boy releases

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9841
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Come join our Minecraft server, where we promise you an amazing leap in hardware just like the Game Boy Color! Imagine playing Minecraft with colors so vibrant, it’ll make your eyes pop out (not literally, we hope).

Just like how the GBC didn’t last long before the original GBA was released, our server is constantly evolving and improving to provide you with the best gaming experience possible. Who knows, maybe we’ll even surprise you with a Minecraft version of the SP in the future!

And don’t worry about missing out on GBC games, because on our server, every game is a colorful adventure waiting to be explored. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories together!

Crafty Hide and Seek

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5491
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	239	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Potions Brewed:	141	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Well, get ready because on our server, the stakes are higher than ever! Just like the more than 1 million Indians waiting for high-skilled immigrant visas, you’ll be waiting in anticipation for the next big quest to conquer.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging creepers and zombies at every turn. Who needs a visa when you can travel to new dimensions and realms with just a click of a button?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, the only visa you’ll need here is a VIP pass to all the fun and chaos that awaits you.

CraftyFeminist18s: Where even ‘retarded children’ can build epic worlds!

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4294
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Emeralds Found:	6763
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4473

Are you tired of dealing with “retarded children” in your Minecraft server? Look no further! Our server is for mature players only, because apparently 18 year olds are just too dumb to handle the responsibility of voting or dating. Join us and leave the kids behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations with fellow grown-ups. Who needs Stacy and her drama when you can join our server and vote on important server decisions instead? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

Naruto’s Blocky Adventure: Believe It! Crafty Ninjas Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2344
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Zombie Dances:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Are you tired of boring old democracy in your Minecraft server? Do you want to experience the thrill of ninja governance? Then look no further, because on our server, Tobirama is the ultimate leader! Forget about voting, just follow Tobirama’s every command and watch as your ninja village thrives like never before. Join now for a truly unique and chaotic Minecraft experience!

FagCraft: Where Every Block is a Fag and Every Creeper is a LOL

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6676
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Astral Projections Made:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, come join our server where the only thing drier than the desert is our sense of humor! We have fags, lmaos, and lololololols galore!

Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)

GemCraft: Mine, Build, and Laugh with Koseki Bijou General! LOL

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2636
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are scared to come near us. We have legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of diamond blocks. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. And our starter guide is so helpful, it’s like having a diamond sword in a zombie apocalypse.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember, don’t engage with diggers (trolls, doxxers, holo vs holo baiters). Hide, report, and rock on!