join us and you’ll be slaying zombies and building epic castles in no time. plus, our mods are so on point, they make herobrine look like a noob. and don’t even get me started on our events – we once had a pig racing competition that ended in a bacon feast for everyone involved.
so come on down to our server and see why the Associated Press can’t handle our awesomeness. trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, in which case, you might wanna steer clear of our arrows. just sayin’.
so get dis, da CD, yea u heard me right, da CD is da boss of dis server. not da DVD, not da Blu-ray, but da good ol' CD. he be runnin' tings like a pro.
u wanna know why u should join dis server? well lemme tell ya, cuz we got llamas ridin' pigs, chickens wearin' diamond armor, and creepers doin' da macarena. it's a party up in here, 24/7.
oh and get dis, da CD himself once defeated a dragon with a wooden sword and a carrot. true story bro. so if u wanna be part of dis epicness, come join us and let's have a blast together. da CD is waitin' for ya.
We’ve got 27 reasons why you should join our server, and they’re all because we’re the bomb diggity! Literally, our explosions are bigger than those jets hitting that school, but in a totally fun and non-violent way, of course.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why everyone is talking about our server. Just watch out for creepers, they’re scarier than a missile strike!
once upon a time, there was this player who joined the server and found a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. but wait, there’s more! they also discovered a portal to a magical land where pigs could fly and creepers danced to dubstep.
oh, and did i mention the epic battles that happen every day? players riding on dragons, shooting fireballs at each other, and building giant castles made of cheese. yeah, it’s wild, man.
and the best part? the admins are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking llama.
so, what are you waiting for? come join the most insane Minecraft server ever and be part of the madness. trust me, you won’t regret it.
Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Or team up with your friends to take down a giant mutant creeper that’s terrorizing the land. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow gamers.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and show the world that video games don’t make you violent – they make you awesome!
Join us as we embark on a 30-year journey to bring back the glory days of VHS tapes. Our server is filled with crazy contraptions that allow you to watch Minecraft gameplay in glorious VHS quality.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground VHS tape trading markets where you can exchange rare tapes with other players. Want to watch a pixelated version of “The Lion King” in Minecraft? We’ve got you covered.
So why wait for digital formats to catch up when you can join our VHS revolution today? Come be a part of our wacky world and experience Minecraft like never before.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Tranime Gang, a group of players who have taken their love for both anime and TNT to a whole new level. Join them in their quest to build the most explosive pixel art creations you’ve ever seen, or challenge them to a dance-off in the virtual club they’ve built in the Nether!
So why is there so much tranime on this board, you ask? Because we believe in pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft, and having a blast while doing it! Join us today for a truly explosive gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the chaos and creativity of our server, you’ll never want to leave!
Our server is so lit that even the creepers are bringing marshmallows to roast over the lava pits. We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone, and more drama than a soap opera starring Endermen. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as spicy as a Nether fortress and as sweet as a golden apple, then come join us for dinner tomorrow and let’s cook up some epic memories together!
Welcome to the Cube Emperium, a friendly minecraft server with lots to do, places to go, and things to build.
23.161.168.61:30033
RibiTech Presents the latest Skyblocking experience, from the creators of Sky Bees 2 and Minecolonies: M.A.I.O; Skytisfactory. We will always try to run the latest version of Skytisfactory. You can join us on direct address: others-dependent.gl.joinmc.link Port is not needed if you join through that address.
others-dependent.gl.joinmc.link
| Feature | Details |
|---|---|
| Age Requirement | 25+ |
| Ranks/Moderator Positions | No |
| Area Claim Plugins | No |
| World Start Date | June 9th, 2023 |
| World Border | 30k blocks from spawn (expandable) |
| Peak Online Players | 8-12 |
| Render Distance | 32 Chunks |
| Difficulty | Hard |
Unfortunately, we have an age requirement of 25+ for all players.
Enderman and Creeper griefing are turned off, but other forms of grief protection are in place.
We have a plugin that allows players to change their in-game chat text color.
Yes, we have a Creative server where you can practice building or redstone machines.
DiscordSVR bridges in-game chat with a Discord channel to allow communication between players.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of haggling with players who respond with “lol” when you ask for a price. It’s like a virtual flea market where the only currency accepted is laughter!
Our server is full of insane stories, like the time a player traded a diamond sword for a stack of dirt because they believed it was a rare artifact from the ancient dirt civilization. Who knows what crazy trades you’ll come across next!
So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky fun. Who knows, you might just walk away with a priceless item for the low, low price of a joke!
Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the server and are demanding all the diamonds as tribute. Will you be able to defeat them and reclaim your precious resources?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the wildest parties every Saturday night. Get your groove on with these funky animals and show off your best dance moves!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this legendary loot?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky madness!
Just like your roommate, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know what will happen next, whether it’s a sobbing session in the living room or a heated argument over who stole the diamonds.
But don’t worry, we’ll always be here to cheer you up and make you feel better, just like you did for your roommate. And who knows, maybe you’ll find your own religious bf who will try to keep you from coming over for some steamy Minecraft sessions.
So if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want a taste of the chaotic life, join us now! Just remember, no crying on the couch if you lose all your loot.
Join our server and uncover all the hidden secrets that players have been keeping from each other. From stolen diamonds to secret alliances, you never know what drama will unfold next. And don’t worry, we have a strict no snitching policy… unless, of course, you want to start a server-wide war.
Expose someone’s secret and watch as chaos ensues. Will friendships be ruined? Will alliances be broken? Will someone build a giant statue of you in their honor for spilling the tea? The possibilities are endless on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP.
So come join us and let the drama begin! Who knows, you might just become the most notorious player on the server.
