we also have a secret society of talking chickens who will guide you on your quest to become the ultimate minecraft master. but beware, there are evil creepers lurking in the shadows and giant spiders waiting to pounce on unsuspecting players.
join us now and experience the thrill of a lifetime! who needs reality when you can have all this insanity in minecraft? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
We have a playlist of angelic tunes to keep you company as you build your holy empire, and don’t forget to check out our tie-in game where you battle demons and save souls.
Looking for some intense gaming action? Try out Ultrakill, the DooM Franchise, Faith: The Unholy Trinity, Binding of Isaac, and Blasphemous – because nothing says Christian SMP like slaying demons and monsters.
And if you’re interested in some lore, we’ve got you covered with our OC Lore, Fanon Lore, and BennyanonsLore. Dive into our Story Archive and get inspired to create your own tales of faith and adventure.
Join us on this wild ride of holy madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knew Minecraft could be so… divine?
We have legendary events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where contestants strut their stuff in the End dimension while dodging fireballs and angry Endermen. And don’t even get me started on our weekly llama races – these furry creatures are faster than you think!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most overrated celebrity in Minecraft – Steve! That’s right, he may be just a blocky dude with a pickaxe, but he’s got more drama than a soap opera. Join our server and you might just catch him building a secret diamond castle or getting into a fight with a zombie horde.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community around? Join us now and let the shenanigans begin!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who are plotting to take over the world. Join them in their quest for world domination or fight against them to protect your precious diamond armor.
And if that’s not enough, we have a group of ninja chickens who are trained in the art of stealth and sabotage. Watch out for them as you explore the server, they could be hiding anywhere ready to strike at any moment.
So come join our server for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll encounter next!
Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof chickens. Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes when you eat it (just be careful what you wish for)!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, pants-wetting adventure of your Minecraft life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a party like this before. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is home to a group of friendly Endermen who have a knack for telling the most hilarious jokes? You won’t be able to stop laughing, we guarantee it.
But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted items that will give you superpowers beyond your wildest dreams. Want to fly like a bird or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just open the chest and watch the magic happen.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
IMAGINE THIS: YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY A BUNCH OF TALKING LLAMAS WHO WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND! THEY’LL HELP YOU BUILD THE MOST INSANE CASTLES AND MINE FOR DIAMONDS LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE AND MYTHICAL CREATURES THAT WILL CHALLENGE YOU TO EPIC BATTLES!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT THE SERVER IS RUN BY A BUNCH OF WIZARDS WHO CAN TURN YOU INTO A DRAGON? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. YOU CAN FLY AROUND AND BREATHE FIRE ON ALL YOUR ENEMIES!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST HILARIOUS MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY! WOOHOO!
imagine riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of creepers, or planting trees with your bare hands to save the world from pollution.
we have epic quests that will challenge your minecraft skills and make you feel like a true hero. plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
so come join us and be a part of the most epic ecoterrorism adventure in minecraft history. together, we can save the world, one block at a time!
Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of trying to clean up after a bunch of unruly players who just can’t seem to keep their virtual rooms tidy. Our community is so messy, even your daughter’s moldy drinks and food will feel right at home here.
But that’s not all – we also offer a unique father-daughter dynamic, where you can experience the joy of being constantly nagged about hygiene by a non-biological dad. Watch as he cleans up after you, only to be met with cries of “you’re not my real dad!” It’s a virtual family drama like no other.
So come join us on our server, where the mess is never-ending and the family drama is always brewing. Who needs real-life problems when you can have virtual chaos instead? Join now and see if you can survive the madness!
build your own castle made entirely of cheese, ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens, and uncover the hidden treasure of the legendary derp king!! with non-stop events and challenges, you’ll never get bored on our server!!
so come on and join us now for the most insane and hilarious minecraft experience of your life!!! keir starmer would approve, we promise 😉
| Admin Team | All 18+ with extensive experience |
| Community Involvement | Players have a say in decisions through voting |
| Map | New map with tectonic world generation |
| Claiming | No claiming, coreprotect in place for protection |
| Events | Regular building competitions, PvP tournaments |
| Shopping District | Thrive in the in-game economy |
If you want to join AlexandriaSMP and be part of a vibrant, supportive community, visit our website or discord.
A: You can join by visiting our website or joining our discord server for more information on how to connect.
A: Yes, we require all players to be 18 years or older to join the server.
A: We have bi-weekly events such as building competitions and PvP tournaments for players to participate in.
A: Yes, players are encouraged to participate in the in-game economy by setting up their own shops in the shopping district.
Picture this: a group of witches flying around on broomsticks, casting spells and causing chaos everywhere they go. And guess what? You can join them! Just check the thread for all the details on how to become a part of this magical mayhem.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret potion brewing competition happening soon, with the winner getting a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So sharpen your brewing skills and get ready to concoct the craziest potions you’ve ever seen.
So why wait? Join our server today and let the witchy shenanigans begin! Trust us, if you know, you know!
Ever wanted to fight a giant Perorodzilla in the field or take on the fury of Set with special armor? Well, now’s your chance! Our server offers unique events and content that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, we have limited edition characters like Saori in a swimsuit and Hina in a dress – because who wouldn’t want to see that?
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can show off your musical talents in Minecraft. And don’t forget about the “An Academy Club’s Story: The Two Girls’ Wish for the Final Volume” event – who knows what crazy shenanigans will ensue?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever encountered. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Looking for a server where you never know who you can trust? Look no further! Our players are experts at backstabbing, just like Ana did to her sister in this crazy story. Will you be the next one to betray your closest allies for a few virtual diamonds? Only time will tell!
And if you’re looking for a server with a real sense of community, look no further. Our players will stick by your side through thick and thin, just like Ana’s family did when she needed them most (even if they did call her sister the AH). So come join us and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only our Minecraft server can provide.
Join us and meet our very own drama queen who just got out of a virtual relationship and is on the hunt for a Minecraft rebound! She’s looking for a blonde with a dad bod, but be warned, she’s got high standards and will show you pictures of bodybuilders like Jason Momoa as reference.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild love triangle and witness the drama unfold in our server. Who knows, you might even end up being the chubby guy in the middle of it all! Join now and prepare for some epic Minecraft drama!
Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks, riding around on a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at unsuspecting players, and wearing a suit made of enchanted golden apples that gives you the power to fly.
But be warned, once you make your choices, there’s no going back! So choose wisely, whether you want to be a wizard with the ability to turn your enemies into chickens or a ninja who can teleport through dimensions with a snap of your fingers.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and live out your wildest dreams in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, or if you’re ready to challenge the mighty Ender Dragon armed only with a wooden spoon. Our server is not for the faint of heart, but for those brave souls who are ready to embrace the chaos and have a laugh along the way.
So what are you holding onto that’s holding you back? It’s time to let go and join our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden diamond mine guarded by dancing creepers or stumble upon a secret village run by talking llamas. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server. Join us now and let the madness begin!