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CantHaveItMC SMP

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5628
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7377
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that you absolutely HAVE to join! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server in the whole universe. We got diamonds for days, bro. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like supermodels, all dressed up in fancy armor and ready to party.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn town is like a giant disco ball, with villagers busting out their best dance moves 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the Nether. We’ve got a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking creepers. It’s wild, bro.

And get this, if you join our SMP, you’ll get your very own pet dragon. Yeah, you heard me right. A freakin’ DRAGON. You can ride it into battle and roast those pesky skeletons with its fiery breath. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, bro.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic adventure and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies…they’re no joke.

BlockbusterMania

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3762
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mines Excavated:	2686
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Farms Harvested:	772	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of watching the same movie over and over again? Well, it’s time to switch things up and join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can recreate your favorite movie scenes in blocky form! Imagine building the Titanic and watching it sink in real time, or reenacting the Battle of Helm’s Deep with your friends! The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed. So say goodbye to boring movie marathons and hello to a whole new world of entertainment on our server!

BoeingCraft Minecraft Server

air transportation, aircraft delivery, arms shipment., Boeing 747, BoeingCraft, Conflict Resolution, defense logistics, defense support, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military intervention, Minecraft, Poland, security cooperation, Server, transatlantic alliance, Ukraine, US weapons

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8135
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Void Gems Collected:	35
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like those three Boeing 747s loaded with US weapons for Ukraine landing in Poland – straight up INSANE, bro!

Picture this: you spawn in and BAM, you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. And guess what? The pigs are wearing top hats and monocles because they’re fancy like that.

But wait, there’s more! You start mining and suddenly a giant chicken wearing a tutu comes out of nowhere and starts breakdancing. And get this – the chicken drops diamonds instead of eggs. Bling bling, baby!

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to sick beats? Yeah, that’s a thing on this server.

So, if you wanna experience the wildest, most wacky Minecraft adventures of your life, join this server NOW. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BalticCableDisaster

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4582
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	325	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magic Items Found:	5971
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

So, like, you gotta join this minecraft server, man. it’s like, totally epic. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a lil’ story. so, there was this new cable being installed in the baltic sea, right? and, like, it got totally damaged. but, get this, the damage caused a portal to open up in the minecraft world! crazy, right? now, there’s all these new underwater biomes and mobs to explore. it’s like a whole new world down there, man. so, come join us on this server and see for yourself. you won’t regret it, dude. it’s gonna blow your mind, for realz.

Bikini Block Adventures

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8035
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Villages Defended:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135

join dis epic minecraft server where u can be like indiana jones and his dad but instead of finding treasure u find DIAMONDS AND EMERALDS AND ALL DA LOOT. u can ride on pigs and chickens and even fly on dragons like a boss. plus, there’s a secret hidden temple where u can battle zombies and creepers with ur trusty diamond sword. and get this, u can build ur own bikini scene with ur friends and have a pool party with dolphins and turtles. so come on down and be a part of dis crazy adventure, cuz u never know what u gonna find in dis wacky world.

HappyCraft: Niceness Zone

Altruism, authentic, Behavior, compassion, emotional well being, Empathy, Expectation, Friendly, genuine, Happiness, HappyCraft, Kindness, mental health, niceness, Positive Psychology, positive relationships, psychological trait, selfless, Social Interaction, Warm, well-being, Zone

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2321
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Gods Slained:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mines Excavated:	1566	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Falling into the Void:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

join our epic minecraft server for the most nicest players around! we are like a big happy family, always making sure everyone is feeling good and having fun. we even have a therapy llama to help you with your problems in game.

our players are so nice, they will give you diamonds just because they want to see you smile. we have regular events like hug parties and compliment battles to spread the love.

come join us and experience the joy of true niceness in minecraft. remember, on our server, kindness is the only currency that matters. so come on in and let’s all be happy together!

Starfall Sanctuary

anti cheat, Armor Poser, Armor Stand book, claim system, custom pictures, Economy, faster minecart, Fire Tick Off, Grief Protection, Invisible item frames, Leaderboards, new season, one player sleep, player head drop., Sanctuary, shopping district, simple voice chat, slime chunk, smp, starfall, trial chambers

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9118
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Dimension Hops:	5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	play.starfallsanctuary.com
Server Location	USA – New York
Community Location	Worldwide
Server Discord	Discord
Server Map	The Map
Version	Java version 1.21.4

FAQs:

What makes this server special?

We’re an established, tight-knit, 18+ community looking to welcome new players to our semi-vanilla survival server. Our server offers a classic Minecraft experience with quality-of-life enhancements while staying true to core survival gameplay. We pride ourselves on being a mature and friendly group with no pay-to-win practices.

Features:

Diamond based economy with Shopping District
Anti-Cheat + Grief Protection + Claim System
Importing custom pictures inside the server
Trial Chambers Vaults now reset
New Season just started
Vanilla’ish Quality of Life enhancements

If you’re looking for a new Minecraft home with a supportive and active community, come join us!

Join our Discord to be whitelisted

Rustic Coin Tavern 1.21.2

1.21.2, 50k market cap, Altcoin, Bfags, Blockchain, bonding curve, buy it, Coin, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, digital assets, Dirty table coin, everyone soul, Investment, meme coin, Moon, moonshot potential, pump and dump, pump.fun, Rustic, Speculative, speculative investing, TAVERN, Trading

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4370
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Ores Mined:	2795
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Potions Brewed:	127	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like, the most lit place to be, trust me. The market cap is like, 50k, which is insane, right? And the bonding curve is off the charts, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Plus, we got this thing called dirty table coin that’s gonna go to the moon, like, for real. Pump.fun is where it’s at, my dude. Join now and let’s get this party started! 🚀🌙 #minecraftmadness

ShowerCurtainCrisis Minecraft Server

children’s safety, community spaces, confrontation strategies, confrontations, confronting strangers, elderly behavior, gym etiquette, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate exposure, locker room behavior, locker room etiquette, locker room privacy, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, public nudity, public showers, respecting others, Server, shower curtain, ShowerCurtainCrisis, social norms, swimming pool

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4380
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	208
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Come join our Minecraft server for a wild time! We have a guy who showers naked with the curtain wide open, singing like he’s auditioning for American Idol. But don’t worry, he’s just keeping an eye on his $10k watch in his unlocked locker because he doesn’t drive a car. And if you confront him about it, he’ll tell you you’re not right in the head and make you out to be the bad guy. It’s a real locker room drama that you won’t want to miss! Plus, who knows what other crazy characters you’ll meet along the way. Join now for a shower-singing adventure like no other!

GroceryQuest300

ACCUSATION, aita, annoyance, Communication, controlling behavior, credit card, DISRESPECTFUL, family finances, feeling controlled, financial transparency, Frustration, groceries, grocery budget, GroceryQuest300, household expenses, joint accounts, Marriage dynamics, meal planning, Routine, transparency, Trust

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2576
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Crops Grown:	2138	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dimension Hops:	5

Are you tired of being interrogated about your grocery shopping habits? Join our Minecraft server where no one will question your $300 grocery bill ever again! Our community is all about supporting each other and not micromanaging each other’s spending habits.

On our server, you can build your dream grocery store without anyone judging you for buying expensive organic avocados. You can even roleplay as a grocery store manager and stock up on virtual groceries to your heart’s content.

So come join us and escape the real world where your husband thinks it’s normal to demand a breakdown of your grocery purchases. Let’s build a world where groceries are appreciated and not scrutinized!