New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mechafem Minecraft Servers

Mechafem Minecraft Servers

  • Mechafem Minecraft Server

    Mechafem Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 2787
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ores Mined: 2156 Crops Grown: 4108
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Falling into the Void: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Runes Activated: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

    1. Our server is run by Mechamaru, the gender-swapping robot! One minute he’s a dude, the next minute she’s a dudette! It’s like playing Minecraft with a whole new perspective every time!

    2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware – the only way to access it is by doing the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight! Can you handle the clucking challenge?

    3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around, blowing up random blocks and leaving you surprise gifts like TNT and diamonds. Who knew creepers could be so generous?

    4. We have a special event every Friday night called “Pig Racing Madness” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses and try to outsmart the evil zombie jockeys. It’s like Mario Kart, but with bacon!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, Mechamaru might be a girl next time you log in. It’s all part of the fun!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • JasperFireRescueCraft

    JasperFireRescueCraft
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 374
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10

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    come join our epic minecraft server where the flames are as high as 400ft and spread faster than you can say “creeper!” we’ve got a fire spread rate of approximately 15 metres per minute, so you better be quick on your feet or you’ll be toast! join now and see if you can survive the heat, just like poor jasper in the canadian resort town. who needs firefighters when you’ve got mad minecraft skills? let’s burn it up, baby!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Santa’s AFK on Xmas Eve

    Santa’s AFK on Xmas Eve
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 1205
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 463 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Villages Defended: 10 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10

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    so, like, you know how santa is all about christmas and stuff, right? well, guess what, on this epic minecraft server, santa is the ultimate boss battle! yea, you heard me right, you can fight santa in minecraft! and get this, if you defeat him, you get unlimited diamonds for life! it’s like a christmas miracle, but in minecraft! so come join us and take down santa for all the loot! oh, and did i mention that his elves are actually zombie pigmen? yea, it’s pretty wild. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s take down santa together!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Parkinson’s Reverse GeneCraft

    Parkinson’s Reverse GeneCraft
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 5166
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 2

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    so like, yo, dis server be like da holy grail of minecraft servers, ya know? like, we got dis gene dat can like, totally reverse parkinson’s disease, but in fruit flies. like, who knew fruit flies could even get parkinson’s, amirite?

    anyway, if you join dis server, you gonna be part of da most epic quest to cure all da fruit flies of parkinson’s and become a hero in da minecraft world. plus, we got like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns and all dat crazy stuff.

    so come join us and be part of dis wacky adventure to save da fruit flies and have a blast in da process. ain’t no other server like dis one, fo’ realz.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VertexMCVN

    VertexMCVN
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 5410
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Zombie Dances: 8

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    Minecraft server SMP Vietnam – Form a guild and fight now! If you find it interesting, please donate to support the server!

    vertexmc.ddns.net

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Verticey Originals

    Verticey Originals
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 794
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

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    Kitpvp, Glatiator, SkyWars and BedWars Server – 1.8.x-1.21.x

    The best server of Kitpvp, Glatiator, SkyWars and BedWars. Server hosted in Brazil and own anti-cheat within the server.

    Want to have fun? Come and meet Verticey Originals

    Server for 1.8.x – 1.21.x – PIRATE AND ORIGINAL, COME!!!

    lobby.verticey.xyz

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MemeWar Minecraft Server

    MemeWar Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 1134
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 17

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about the meme war? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from all the chaos!

    Join us and witness epic battles between Trump and Epstein in pixelated form – who will come out on top? Will Blumpf’s delusional rants be no match for the power of memes? Only on our server will you find out!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from Reddit trolls and plot your revenge. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of truth, rumored to have the power to banish all fake news!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft? 😉

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PoliticalShitcoinGambler – Minecraft SMP

    PoliticalShitcoinGambler – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 4537
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Elemental Crystals Collected: 21
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are currently knee-deep in political shitcoin season! If you’re not placing bets on the next VP pick for Harris, then you must be living under a block. Signs are pointing to Kelly as the top choice, so if you’re not American and don’t give a creeper’s butt, you should still care because there are gains to be made!

    We have three sol choices to choose from, with the oldest having the best distribution. But wait, there’s more! Murk has better volume, so it’s a tough decision on which one to invest in. And let’s not forget about the eth one, even though it looks pretty meh compared to the others. But hey, there’s always money to be made in the world of Minecraft politics!

    So come join us and make some virtual gains while you try to figure out which VP pick will pump next. You’ll probably end up fading this advice and trying to buy right before the DNC like every other blockhead, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ModelMayhem Minecraft Server

    ModelMayhem Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 2234
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 40
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Alien Abductions: 2

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as extra as my friend Joan? Look no further! Our server is loud, outspoken, and always the center of attention – just like Joan. But don’t worry, we won’t chase after younger players like Joan chases after younger men (mostly unsuccessfully).

    Join our server for some bawdy banter and outrageous adventures. Just like Joan in a Figure Drawing class, you never know what you might find – maybe even some naked young guys (just kidding, keep your clothes on).

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s cringy in all the right ways, join us now! But beware, you might end up wanting to put an end to the madness – just like I want to put an end to Joan’s shenanigans. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right? Right?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SipAndSeeSILGFYATA

    SipAndSeeSILGFYATA
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 402
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Zombie Dances: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 2

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    Experience the thrill of holding a virtual baby while dealing with passive-aggressive relatives who think they know what’s best for you. Watch out for the in-game Jen character who will shove babies in your arms and give you unsolicited life advice. And don’t forget to whisper sweet nothings like “Go f*^% yourself, Jen” for that extra dose of excitement.

    Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs therapy and anti-depressants when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chance to be called the biggest AH by virtual relatives – it’s an honor, really.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP

    HatePizzaButLoveMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 6013
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Villages Defended: 14
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

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    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the drama is as spicy as a jalapeño-covered pizza!

    Picture this: You’re peacefully farming your crops when suddenly a herd of llamas stampedes through your fields, led by a mischievous player in a llama costume. Or maybe you’re exploring a cave and stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons. Anything can happen on our server, and we mean anything!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the annual “Food Fight Frenzy” event, where players battle it out in epic food-themed PvP battles. Imagine hurling giant hamburgers and explosive watermelons at your opponents while dodging flying pizzas and taco shells. It’s a food fight like you’ve never seen before!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a box of chocolates (but hopefully with fewer surprises), come join us! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a llama stampede or a disco party in a cave. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama rampage).

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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