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| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 4275 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 | Enchantments Applied: | 260 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
come join dis cray cray minecraft server where dogs are the rulers and humans are their loyal servants. we got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens.
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that does the chicken dance on command. plus, every time you mine a block, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes.
we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, so hold on tight and try not to explode! and don’t forget about our annual potato sack race where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.
so what are you waiting for? come poop inside with us and experience the wackiest minecraft server in the universe!
