meat cutting competition Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FiancésGoneWild Minecraft Server

AITAH, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, family drama, family dynamics, family living arrangements, Family Support, fiancé’s family, FiancésGoneWild, house guests, kicking out, Minecraft, overstepping boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, relationship strain, Server, setting boundaries, special needs, therapy session, Tough Decisions, tough love

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/900	Votes:	8797
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Are you tired of unwanted houseguests rearranging your furniture and going through your closet? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house with no nosy in-laws allowed!

We promise no one will open your virtual mail or try to cancel your virtual therapy sessions for your virtual special needs child. Plus, if things get out of hand, you can just kick them out with the click of a button – no need to deal with any real-life drama!

So come join us and build your dream Minecraft world without any interfering in-laws. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with family drama in real life!

GFsHalfMarathonDrama

advice, athletic goals, Barre classes, Basketball, Cardio, Commitment, Communication, elite running club, encouragement, FITNESS, GFsHalfMarathonDrama, half-marathon, Injury prevention, Jogging, motivation, peak performance, Physical fitness, relationship, Running, Support, Training

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/200	Votes:	9137
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Ores Mined:	2868	Animals Bred:	98

Are you tired of boring excuses to avoid events? Join our Minecraft server and run a virtual half-marathon instead! Our server is so epic, your girlfriend will sign up just to avoid missing out on the action. Plus, our 12-week running program will have you sprinting through blocks like a pro!

We have a resident elite runner (28M) who has finished 5th overall in a 10k race and 12th in his category for a half-marathon. He knows his stuff and will guide you through the virtual race course with expert advice. And don’t worry about getting tired from two workouts a day – our server is so exhilarating, you’ll be running and building in no time!

So ditch the excuses and join our Minecraft server for the wildest half-marathon experience of your life. Who needs real-life races when you can conquer the virtual world with us? Let’s race to the finish line together, one block at a time!

CompliMentor SMP

Admiration, appealing, Captivating, charming, Compliment, complimentary, CompliMentor, Creative, delightful, encouraging, Engaging, flattering, flattery, INTERESTING, Intriguing, original, positive feedback, praise, smp, thoughtful, Unique, Uplifting

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/400	Votes:	3590
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6999

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while being chased by a horde of angry chickens. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct a giant toilet out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “TNT Olympics” event where players compete in explosive challenges such as “Spleefing with TNT” and “Blowing up the Admin’s House”.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

EarGasmTunes

audio pleasure, auditory delight, blissful tunes, eargasm, EarGasmTunes, euphoric melodies, favorite song, feel-good music, harmonious tunes, melodic vibes, Music, music appreciation, music lovers, music therapy, musical bliss, musical ecstasy, musical euphoria, relaxing tunes, soothing sounds, soulful melodies

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/800	Votes:	7538
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to rip your ears off? Well, look no further because our server will give you the ultimate eargasm with our custom soundtrack featuring only the most epic tunes that will make your blocky world come alive! Join us and experience a musical journey like no other as you mine, build, and battle to the beat of your favorite songs. Who needs Spotify when you have our server? Join now and let the music take you to new heights in Minecraft!

CraftyCrashF16Fun

(PILOT), accident, air force commander, aircraft, Aviation, consequences, CraftyCrashF16Fun, crash, Defense, dismissal, f-16, Fatal, Fires, investigation, leadership, Military, national security, president, Tragedy, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/700	Votes:	1314
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Buildings Constructed:	22
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE UKRAINIAN PRESIDENT WANTS TO JOIN! HE FIRED HIS AIR FORCE COMMANDER AFTER HE CRASHED AN F-16 TRYING TO LAND IN OUR SPAWN POINT! JOIN US AND YOU MIGHT GET A CHANCE TO FLY A PLANE TOO! WHO NEEDS A PILOT’S LICENSE WHEN YOU HAVE MINECRAFT SKILLS, AMIRITE? #FIREINTHESKY #CRASHANDBURN #MINECRAFTAIRFORCE

MetaSurvivalCraft

adaptation, biology, Environment, Evolution, FITNESS, genetic traits, genetics, human biology, human evolution, human physiology, hunter-gatherer lifestyle, metabolism, MetaSurvivalCraft, natural environment, natural selection, physical traits, slow metabolism, Survival, survival skills, Wild, Wilderness

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/700	Votes:	4737
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

So, like, imagine this server where, like, if you have a slow metabolism you can, like, totally dominate the game! Like, you won’t even need to eat as much food as the others, so you can spend more time building epic structures and exploring the world. It’s like a superpower, dude!

Join our server and become the ultimate survival expert with your super slow metabolism. You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you effortlessly conquer the wilderness and show off your amazing builds. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover secret hidden powers that only slow metabolizers possess. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what crazy adventures await!

FibroBlasted: Ageless SkellyCraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/900	Votes:	6903
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Void Armor Forged:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7726
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own cytoskeleton out of blocks! we got young and aged dermal fibroblasts running around, comparing their proteomics and secretomics like it’s a dang science fair. who needs redstone contraptions when u can study the aging process of skin cells while fighting off creepers? come join the fun and see if u can outbuild the cytoskeleton master!

Dumpster Fire Season 2: The Hot Mess Express

Adventure, application, Builders, Community, Currency, DETECTION, Dumpster, express, Fire, friendship, hot, location, maintenance, Mess, Perks, Playstyle, Plugins, Positive, Prevention, Ranking, rules, Season, Shop, Skills, smp, Survival, Unique, Warp

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/400	Votes:	197
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

CampCraft – Season 2 Overview

Server Description
Welcome to CampCraft – Season 2! We have just launched our second season with a map refresh. Join our 18+ Whitelisted SMP server where the possibilities are boundless. Enjoy an epic journey with a vibrant community of players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without being whitelisted?	No, this is a Whitelisted server. Please fill out the application form provided to be whitelisted.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	Yes, you must be 18 years or older to join CampCraft.
Are there any fees to play on this server?	No, the server will never ask for any money from players. There are no donation requests or selling of ranks.
What kind of plugins does the server have?	The server has plugins such as AuctionHouse, BlueMap, Essentialx, GriefPrevention, Jobs, McMMO, PlayerWarps, QuickShop, WildRTP, along with additional mods for maintenance and cheat detection.
What are the rules of the server?	The rules include being nice, no harassment or bigotry, no cheating, no griefing/stealing, obtaining consent for building near others, and more. Please refer to the complete rule list provided.

Application Form

Preferred name:
Minecraft name:
Discord name:
Age:
Country & Timezone:
Reason for joining CampCraft:
How active will you be?
Other hobbies/games:

Blocky Brawlers Minecraft Server

blocky, brawlers, Minecraft, Server

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/600	Votes:	597
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	260	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Void Gems Collected:	27	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of Reddit trannies banning you for speaking the truth about vaccine side effects? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all conspiracy theorists and banana lovers alike! Join us as we uncover the shocking truth behind the vaccine side effect that turns you into a banana-hating mutant. Who needs journos when you have us to make a movie about this epic saga? So come on, join our server and let’s peel back the layers of this fruity mystery together!

SMPBritCraft – The British Invasion of Minecraft SMP

Brit, British, chebs, fucking, fucking lovely, fucking massive, Invasion, long tail tags: ones, Lovely, Massive, Minecraft, onesedish, sedish, smp, SMPBritCraft, too

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/200	Votes:	5778
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	New Chunks Explored:	385833
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their puny little chebs? Well, look no further, because our server has CHEBS. And not just any chebs, we’re talking MASSIVE, LOVELY chebs that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chebslovely Chebs, rumored to grant you incredible powers if you can find them. Some say they hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe, while others believe they’re just really nice to look at. Either way, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to uncover their mysteries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a perfect combination of ridiculousness and pure, unadulterated chebs? Trust us, once you experience the magic of our server, you’ll never want to play on a regular old Minecraft server again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chebs guide you to greatness!