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Good Characters We Couldn’t Save Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8705
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about our wacky adventures and outrageous reasons to be a part of this madness.

First off, we have a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake because they thought it would attract more villagers. Needless to say, it didn’t work, but now we have a deliciously sweet base to hang out in.

Then there’s the player who tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by dressing up as a sheep. Let’s just say it didn’t end well for their costume, but now they have a pack of sheep-dressed wolves following them around everywhere.

And who could forget the time we all decided to build a roller coaster that went straight into a lava pit? It was a disaster, but hey, at least we got some epic screenshots before we all burned to a crisp.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s filled with chaos, hilarity, and a whole lot of questionable decision-making, then this is the place for you. Join us and become a part of our unforgettable journey filled with good characters we couldn’t save (RIP Steve, the chicken who thought he could fly).

4Chong’s Losing Minecraft Server

4chan, 4chong, 4Chongs, ANONYMOUS, Competition, controversy, cyberbullying, Decline, digital age, discussion forum, GamerGate, internet culture, internet history, LOSING, Meme culture, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Online Community, online harassment, Server, social media, toxic behavior, trolling, winning

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1507
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Chimeras Created:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the wild west of the gaming world! We’ve got more plot twists than a soap opera and more trolls than a bridge under! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the greatest conspiracy of our time – was Herobrine actually just a misunderstood player trying to make friends? Join now and be part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Totally Not BS Minecraft SMP

anti-Semitic, Combat, deserters, discipline, Executioners, Frontline, historical records, Jewish soldier, Jewish soldiers, military discipline, Military Police, Minecraft, Myth, myth-making, Officers, Operation Torch, Propaganda, sensationalized fiction, smp, Totally, U.S. Army, war records, wartime events

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	444
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Welcome to our totally legit and not at all made up Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures!

Ever heard of the legendary Jewish soldier in Operation Torch who was given a military police badge with orders to shoot fellow soldiers if they ran? Yeah, total myth, but on our server, we have a whole squad of Jewish soldiers with magical powers who shoot rainbows out of their fingers to protect the land from griefers!

Forget about chain of command, on our server, the only rule is to have fun! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? Why not! The crazier, the better!

We have historical records too, but they’re all written in crayon by a group of friendly creepers who just want to be understood. And don’t even get us started on propaganda or myth-making, we have a whole library dedicated to crafting the most outrageous stories you’ve ever heard.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us! Just remember, anything goes on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

RamashkaCraft Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, RamashkaCraft, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5688
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Zombie Dances:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6

The owner of the RamashkaCraft server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Haitians Despised Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, criticism, despised, developing countries, DISMISSED, Gangsters, Haiti, Haitians, international relations, intervention, Invasion, mad max, Minecraft, peacekeeping mission, Politics, Server, Social Issues, taken, third world, UN, united nations, wrong

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Are you tired of boring old peacekeeping missions in Minecraft? Well, join our server where the UN peacekeeping mission has been replaced by Mad Max gangsters taking over Haiti! It’s a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as you navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with danger and excitement. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server out there! Who needs peace when you can have an all-out gangster war instead? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this insane world!

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	253
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Emeralds Found:	5471
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Magic Items Found:	3111	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft SMP? It’s like a wild adventure where you can team up with Chasca, the Feather-Fletched Peace, and Ororon, the Elusive and Unfathomable Hues. These characters are straight up legends in the game, bringing love, peace, and some serious mystical vibes to the server.

And get this, there’s this event called “Claw Convoy” happening right now, where you can join forces with other players to take on epic challenges and score some sweet loot. Plus, the current character banner includes Chasca, Lyney, Ororon, Sucrose, and Barbara – talk about a dream team!

But wait, there’s more! You can snag some daily check-in rewards just for logging in, and there are redeemable codes floating around that’ll hook you up with Primogems. And if you need some help navigating this crazy world, there are links to wikis, simulators, maps, character builds, and even a /gig/ friendlist to keep you in the loop.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride with Chasca, Ororon, and a crew of legendary characters. It’s gonna be epic, trust me.

CraftyVShojo+ Minecraft Server

Akatsuki D Hotaru, Apricot, CraftyVShojo, dedicated Henya discussion, dedicated Kson discussion, dedicated Mouse discussion, extended member discussion, former member discussion., froot, geega, hajime, haruka, haruka karibu, henya, Henya THe Genius, Hestia, Hestia Happiness, Hime, Hime Hajime 1570, Hotaru, iron mouse, K9 Kuro, kson, Kson Souchou, kuro, Mata, matara kan, mel, MICHI, Michi Mochievee, Minecraft, Mouse, Nagi, NagIsekaied, Peke, Peke Is Peak, projekt melody, Server, shoot shoot bang bang, Subnautica, valo, vshojo, VShojo official channels, Vtubers, zen, zentreya

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6497
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like a virtual playground filled with VShojo and vtubers who are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

Join us as we watch Mouse play Subnautica, but don’t worry, she’s only 6 hours in so there’s plenty of time to catch up! Hotaru is also live, playing with a hot dog model that Michi got her – you won’t believe the madness that ensues.

And if you’re in the mood for some shoot shoot bang bang action, Nagi is here to satisfy your gaming cravings with some Valo gameplay. It’s a wild ride on our server, so buckle up and get ready for some epic adventures.

Our VShojo crew is a bunch of lovable goofballs who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From Froot to Zen, each member brings their own unique flair to the server. And don’t forget to check out our official channels for even more craziness!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of virtual mayhem. See you there!

Seattle Area Anons Minecraft SMP

Anons, ANONYMOUS, AREA, Chat, city, Community, Connect, discussion, forum, Friends, Gathering, local ], Meetup, Minecraft, Network, Pacific Northwest, PNW, Residents, seattle, Seattle area, smp, Socialize, Urban, Washington

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6416
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the Seattle area anons out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and diamond-encrusted creepers. They fought valiantly, using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons, and emerged victorious, their pockets overflowing with riches. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who control the economy, a roller coaster made entirely out of obsidian, and a hidden treasure map that leads to a portal to the Nether. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris? Yeah, you heard that right.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure in the world of Minecraft, come join us on our server and become part of the craziest community of Seattle area anons you’ll ever meet! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Kickstarter Craze Minecraft Server

buyer beware, cautionary tale, CRAZE, crowdfunding, crowdfunding campaign, Disappointment, failed project, financial decision, financial loss, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, gaming trends, indie game, Investment, kickstarter, Minecraft, negative experience, regret, Server, video games, Waste of Money, worst game

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8819
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mines Excavated:	1740

Are you tired of wasting your hard-earned money on terrible games? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We promise that you won’t be putting $300 into a kickstarterworst game ever again when you join us.

Our server is so epic that it will make you forget all about that horrible game you wasted your money on. We have magical unicorns roaming around, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our annual llama racing competition. It’s a real nail-biter!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave all your gaming regrets behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike that kickstarterworst game).

The Aqua Thirst Quencher Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2819
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the art of creativity in the most unconventional ways! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic structures while also learning the best methods for disposing of bodily fluids.

Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of using empty water bottles for…unique purposes. Need to get rid of a big load? No problem, just grab a bottle and let it rip! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, creativity, and of course, some questionable decisions involving bodily fluids. Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else!