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Minecraft LOLz: Blacked Out Faces and Pixelated Places

art, BELIEF, blacked, Censorship, controversy, culture, depiction, faces, FAITH, iconography, image, Interpretation, Islamic, lolz, Minecraft, Mohammed, pixelated, Places, Prophet, Religion, Religious, representation, Sacred, ShiA, taboo, tradition

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7017
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Star Shards Collected:	91
Dimension Hops:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2921
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we answer life’s burning questions like, “Why isn’t Mohammed’s face blacked out on this Islamic iconography?” Is it because it’s Shia? Well, on our server, we have a special quest where you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join now for a chance to explore hidden secrets, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even discover the real reason behind Mohammed’s unblacked out face!

Stop Begging for Diamonds

3d, Beggar, begging, begging behavior, begging for approval, begging for attention, begging for fame, begging for help, begging for love, begging for money, begging for recognition, begging for success, begging for support, begging for validation, diamonds, Earn, Management, punishment, Quota, song, STOP, supas

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1570
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Zombie Dances:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience!

Join our server where the owner literally begs people to send her supas on her 3D avatar! She even released a song titled “I Beg You” – talk about dedication! Rumor has it she was cursed by a wizard to beg for supas or face eternal punishment in the Nether realm.

But fear not, for on this server, you will embark on quests to help lift the curse and earn riches beyond your wildest dreams! Build your own castle, tame a dragon, and battle against other players in epic PvP battles.

So why wait? Join now and be a part of this wild adventure! Who knows, you might even become the hero who saves the owner from her supa-begging fate!

DaddyDaycare Minecraft Server: Leave your kids with /v/ for a quick break!

Break, care of them, DaddyDaycare, Daughters, going to, going to leave, guys, hey, Kids, Leave, leave daughters, leave my daughters, long trail, Minecraft, OK, please, please take care, Quick, quickly, really quickly, Server, tags, take care, take care of them, V, with you guys

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9581
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	330	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Crops Grown:	7487
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Hey gamers, are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Join our server and protect the daughters of a mysterious player who trusts us with their safety! Will you be able to keep them safe from creepers and zombies?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and teamwork. Explore magical lands, build epic structures, and fight off hordes of enemies with your friends!

So come join us and prove that you have what it takes to be a hero in this wacky Minecraft world. And remember, don’t let the daughters down!

Crafty World Chaos

Analysis, Chaos, China, Civilization, Collapsing Civilization, Crafty, Crisis, current events, Downfall, Geopolitical, Geopolitics, global affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, MISTAKES, politicians, resurgence, Resurgent Civilization, West, world, world powers

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1356
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the geopolitical situation is more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a village! 🧨

On this server, the West is like a crumbling sandcastle, while China is rising like a phoenix from the ashes. How did those Western politicians mess up so bad? Well, rumor has it they tried to build a wall around their spawn point but accidentally trapped themselves inside! 🤦‍♂️

But fear not, brave Minecrafters! Join our server and help us navigate this crazy world where alliances shift like sand in a desert storm. Build epic bases to protect yourself from rival factions, or team up with others to take down the Ender Dragon together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to why those Western politicians are so clueless! 🤫

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! 🌍🔥

CraftyFireEmblemFrenzy – Join the LOLs & Battles!

Battles, CraftyFireEmblemFrenzy, discussion, event calendar, feh, fire emblem heroes, fully concentrated, general, guides, Join, Links, links and guides, lols, mobile game, mobile game discussion, New Trailer, previous, stats simulator, summoning cost simulator, Timeline, Trailer, twitter, twitter widget

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2389
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

Join our server for a chance to summon your favorite Fire Emblem Heroes characters and battle it out in epic events that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

But that’s not all! We have a special Event Calendar that will keep you updated on all the latest happenings in the game. And if you need some guidance, check out our Links and Guides section for all the tips and tricks you’ll ever need!

And get this – we even have a Summoning Cost Simulator that will let you test your luck without spending a single diamond!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Poor Parental Pals Minecraft Server

anger, childhood trauma, Dysfunctional family, Emotional Abuse, emotional trauma, family conflict, Family issues, Frustration, generational poverty, hatred, long-term effects of childhood trauma, low socioeconomic status, mental anguish, mental health, Minecraft, negative emotions, PALS, Parental, parents, Poor, POVERTY, Resentment, resentment towards parents, Server, toxic relationships

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2572
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Towns Built:	3
Votes:	5218	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape from your poor, retarded parents and live out your wildest blocky dreams!

Join us for a chance to build a mansion made entirely out of diamonds and ride a unicorn through the Nether. Our server is so amazing, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet creeper that will explode in the faces of your enemies. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself will log on to personally congratulate you for being the coolest player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your lame parents and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server!

GenderBenderCraft: Because Steve’s fabulous in a dress!

1. Gender identity, 10. Human rights, 11. Social justice, 12. Discrimination, 13. Identity, 14. Inclusivity, 15. Acceptance, 16. Diversity, 17. Empowerment, 18. Intersectionality, 19. Activism, 2. Transgender rights, 20. Equality., 3. LGBTQ+ community, 4. Gender discrimination, 5. Gender equality, 6. Feminism, 7. LGBTQ+ rights, 8. Transphobia, 9. Gender stereotypes, dress, Fabulous, GenderBenderCraft, Steves

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	10
New Chunks Explored:	856516	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe some creepers blowing up your creations, but who’s counting?

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood creature who just needs a hug.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining. Legend has it that he’s building a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of diamond blocks as we speak.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why even Notch himself is jealous of our server. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

Blocky Booty Brawl: Where Brazilian Babes Battle American Bros

American, american culture, american guys, Babes, battle, blocky, BOOTY, brawl, Brazilian, Brazilian culture, brazilian women, bros, cross-cultural relationships, Cultural differences, DATING, gender dynamics, hookup culture, international dating, Interracial Relationships, Intimacy, relationships, sex, sexual behavior, sexual preferences, social norms, Stereotypes, stereotypes about american men, stereotypes about brazilian women

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2830
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	9482	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Star Shards Collected:	201
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our Brazilian vs American Love Connection Minecraft server! Ever wondered if Brazilian women actually fuck American guys? Well, on our server, you can find out for yourself! Join us for a wild ride filled with romance, adventure, and maybe even a little scandal.

Our server is filled with hot Brazilian babes and charming American hunks just waiting to meet you. Build your dream love nest, go on romantic dates, and maybe even start a family (Minecraft style, of course).

But be warned, things can get a little spicy on our server. You never know what kind of drama or steamy love affairs might unfold. So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you asking yourself, do Brazilian women really fuck American guys?

MineCrafty McMineFace 2023

2023, Action-Adventure, ancient prophecy, challenging gameplay, Character customization, dark fantasy, epic boss battles, fallen angels, Hero’s Journey, immersive world, intense combat, Kino, Lords of the Fallen, McMineFace, minecrafty, mysterious storyline, Next Gen Graphics, powerful weapons, Redemption, RPG, salvation, video game

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8446
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Ores Mined:	2009	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Divine Spears Created:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of kino!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, zombie villagers that breakdance instead of attacking you, and diamond armor that gives you the power to fly like a majestic eagle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of beatboxing. And rumor has it that if you can find their secret hideout, they will teach you their ways and you’ll become the most feared beatboxing llama in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the kino madness for yourself!

MarijuanaCraft: Where Every Day is 4/20 and Muhammad is Fabulous

Day, Fabulous, fag, Gay, Hahahah, hippo, Marijuana, MarijuanaCraft, Muhammad, Muhammad awareness

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3174
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player joined and found themselves in a world filled with rainbow-colored sheep that could fly. Yes, you heard that right. Flying sheep! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a secret dance party every night where the creepers bust out their best moves?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to anyone who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for an unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples and now they’re the richest player on the server.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in our hilarious Minecraft world!