BlockyHeartbreakers

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9897
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Are you a redstone torch? Because you’re lighting up my world like a creeper explosion! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick up lines that are so bad, they’re good. We’ve got a community of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves in a jungle biome. From building giant statues of Steve to organizing epic PvP battles in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many blocks of TNT), then come join us and see why we’re the best Minecraft server around!

MotherRussia Minecraft Server

Conflict, cooperation, families in distress, Help, Hope, humanitarian crisis, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missing persons, missing soldiers, MotherRussia, plea for assistance, resolution, Russian families, search agency, search efforts, Server, Support, Tragedy, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9984
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where russian families are searching for missing soldiers in ukraine but they need YOUR help to find them!!! we have secret missions and hidden treasures waiting for you to uncover. join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure! who knows, maybe you’ll even find a lost russian soldier hiding in a minecraft cave! don’t miss out on the action, join today!

Trump’s Blocky Adventure

Adventure, Arctic, Autonomy, blocky, denmark, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Greenland, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, leader, Nordic countries, North America, Politics, secession, self-determination, self-governance, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8178
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

so like, this server is so lit that even Greenland wants independence from Denmark just to join us! can you believe it? Trump is probably gonna build a wall around us to keep all the other servers out because we’re just that awesome. join us and be part of the revolution, where even world leaders are begging to be a part of our epic Minecraft adventures. come on, don’t be a noob, join now and be part of history in the making!

No Weight Gain from Knowledge

Audience, Classroom, educating, education, educational talk, enlightening, gain, imparting knowledge, INFORMATION, instructing, knowledge, learning, massless information, room full of people, seminar, sharing information, Students, teaching, teaching session, weight, weightless knowledge, Workshop

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3

so, like, imagine if that room was a minecraft server, bro. like, you go in there and you come out with all this epic knowledge of how to build stuff and survive, but you don’t feel any heavier or anything. it’s like magic, man.

join our server and become a minecraft wizard, dude. you’ll learn how to craft the most insane weapons and armor, and you’ll be able to survive in the craziest of environments. like, we once had a player who built an entire castle out of diamond blocks, bro. it was legit.

plus, our community is so chill, man. everyone is super friendly and helpful, and we have the most epic parties every weekend. like, one time we had a massive fireworks show that lit up the whole server. it was lit, bro.

so come join us on this magical minecraft journey, where you can learn and grow without gaining any extra weight. it’s like a weightless wonderland of blocks and adventures. trust me, you won’t regret it, dude.

Brain Folds No More

Brain, brain abnormalities, brain development, brain development disorders, brain folds, brain function, brain health, brain organoids, brain research, brain treatment options, drug discovery, folds, genetic disorders, genetic mutations, Lissencephaly, malformations, medical advancements, neurological disorders, rare diseases, Smooth brain, treatments

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4139
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to be as smooth as a baby’s butt! we got potions dat make ur brain fold like origami! forget about lissencephaly, we got u covered with our magical drug dat will make ur brain look like a crumpled up piece of paper! come join us and experience the smoothest brain u ever did see! who needs wrinkles when u can have a brain smoother than a dolphin’s skin? don’t be a wrinkly brain loser, join us now and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends!

Vibe House

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Balanced Economy, Bedrock Port, Community, creativity, crossplay, discord community, discord server, Events, Exploration, House, Land claiming, Live Map, Player Warps, quality of life, smp, teamwork, unique items, Vanilla, VIBE, voting system, Website

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Key Features
Emerald-based item economy with villager trading limits to ensure balance. Players can create their own item-based shops.
Voting system that rewards a Vote Crate key, Vote Token to be used at Spawn Town, and a rank point!
Excellent quality of life plugins such as player warps, RTP, land claiming, live map, and more!
A balanced crate system that ensures that all crates are accessible for F2P players also!
Unique items with custom textures and set bonuses.
Play with your friends on any platform and game versions courtesy of ViaVersion and Geyser/Floodgate.
An active Discord community with Discord-to-Minecraft chatting.
Events in Minecraft and Discord! Some events are for other games and even movie nights!

Website

Discord Server

Java & Bedrock IP: play.vibe-house.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we do not push excessive pay-to-win tactics. Our changes are primarily focused on balancing the emerald-based economy.
Can I create my own item-based shops?	Yes, players are encouraged to create their own shops within the emerald-based economy.
Are there events in Minecraft and Discord?	Yes, we host events in both Minecraft and Discord, including game nights and movie nights.
Can I play with friends on different platforms?	Yes, you can play with friends on any platform and game versions thanks to ViaVersion and Geyser/Floodgate compatibility.

Kronii’s Fauna Cry 1.20

comfort, Community, cry, emotional, Emotional support, Empathy, Fauna, friendship, Heartfelt, hololive, Kronii, Kroniis, Livestream, reaction, Sadness, streaming, Support, Tears, Today, virtual, Vtuber

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7896
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3153
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6036	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s lit AF! Why, you ask? Well, because Kronii will legit cry for Fauna today, like what even is that drama llama nonsense, am I right? But seriously, if you wanna see some crazy shenanigans and witness the ultimate showdown between Kronii and Fauna, then this server is the place to be. Plus, there’s like a secret underground dungeon where you can battle zombie pigmen while riding on flying pigs. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. So, grab your diamond sword and get ready for some mind-blowing Minecraft madness!

CarryOn Shuffle Minecraft Server

#business class, Access, aisle seat, aita, asking, California, Canada, carry on, carryon, electronics, fellow passenger, Flight, Flight Attendant, front, Heated, laptop bag, Minecraft, Move, overhead bin, Seat, Server, Shuffle, Space, spot, suitcase, Tall, window seat

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8895
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Potions Brewed:	76	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

Are you tired of dealing with entitled passengers on flights? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone gets their own personal space, no matter how tall they are! No more arguments over overhead bin space or legroom, just peaceful building and crafting in a world where everyone respects each other’s boundaries. Join now and say goodbye to in-flight drama!

NoKnockMakeOutsLOL

alone, bathrobe, BEDROOM, bunkbeds, changing, Communication, Cooking, EMBARRASSMENT, Girlfriend, kitchen, Knocking, making out, Movie, NoKnockMakeOutsLOL, private room, roommate, roommate conflict, roommate etiquette, screaming, sharing, tradition

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	230
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Villages Defended:	13
Towns Built:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server where privacy is a thing of the past! Join us and experience the thrill of never knowing when your roommates will barge in on you and your virtual girlfriend while you’re watching a movie on your bunkbed.

Our server is filled with unexpected surprises and drama, just like the time one player walked in on his roommate and his girlfriend making out, only to be yelled at the next day for not knocking. Who needs personal space when you can have constant chaos and arguments over who gets to use the kitchen next?

So if you’re looking for a server where boundaries are non-existent and roommates are always in your business, then join us now for a wild ride of unexpected encounters and heated confrontations. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have endless entertainment and virtual roommate drama?

CoitusInjuriesMC SMP

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Holy Grails Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! I mean, I once accidentally punched a creeper while trying to hug it, and let me tell you, that explosion was nothing compared to the time I fell off a cliff while trying to build a rollercoaster in the sky. And don’t even get me started on the time I accidentally set my own house on fire because I thought lava would make a cool decoration.

But seriously, this server is lit AF, we have the craziest mods and the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. Plus, the community is so hilarious, you’ll be laughing your butt off the whole time. So come join us and let’s see what kind of ridiculous shenanigans we can get into together! #MinecraftSMPGoals #CreeperHugsGoneWrong #LavaDecorForDays 🤪🔥🚀

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