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Mommy’s Best Boy’s Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Audience, Bear in the Big Blue House, bitch summoning stick, Boys, campaign speech, FEMCEL, Good Boy Points, Jews, Lies, manifesto writing, meanie eyes, Minecraft, mommy’s boy, Mommys, outside danger, peppa pig, political dynamite, population statistics, presidential campaign, straight white male, TENDIES, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2995
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	1028

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the clutches of femcels and enjoy the company of fellow straight white males! Join us for a wild adventure filled with tendies, bitch summoning sticks, and political dynamite.

Our server is the perfect place for those who believe in the threat posed by certain groups (we won’t say who, but you know who we mean). With 10,000 Good Boy Points up for grabs, why wouldn’t you want to join us?

So come on in, build your own headquarters, and let’s start a revolution together. Just remember, no femcels allowed!

CraftyBizDegreeWoes

business degree, career, CraftyBizDegreeWoes, DEBT, Decision making, economics, education, education system, employment, finance, financial investment, future planning, job market, job prospects, learning, market analysis, money management, roi, Skills, student loans, Understanding

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4505
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2402	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet castle with your friends! why waste your time studying when you can be crafting diamond pickaxes and fighting off creepers? our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join! plus, our admin once fought a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and won. true story. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and start your epic adventure!

ChemicalSkinInvasion

bloodstream, chemical absorption, chemical exposure, ChemicalSkinInvasion, environmental health, environmental pollutants, forever chemicals, human health, human skin absorption, lab grown skin, PFAS, PFAS toxicity, skin absorption research, skin absorption study, skin barrier, skin barrier penetration, synthetic chemicals, toxic substances, toxicology, toxicology study

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3936
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

So, like, did you know that our Minecraft server is so lit that even toxic chemicals wanna join? Yeah, we did a study with lab-grown human skin and found out that these ‘forever chemicals’ can like, totally be absorbed through your skin and get into your bloodstream. But don’t worry, we got you covered with our epic gameplay and crazy adventures. Join now and see if you can survive the ultimate challenge of battling against toxic chemicals while building your dream world. It’s gonna be a wild ride, dude!

3702 Earth SMP

3702 Server, Anarchy, Auctions, Bounty, Conquer, Discord, Earth, earth smp, economy plugins, EcoSkills, Essentials, Factions, Farming, friendly community, Land claiming, Medieval Factions, Mining, PvE, PvP, Shopgui, Special Skills, Survival, Vanilla, Wars

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7782
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

3702 Earth SMP

What we have to offer: 1. Medevial Factions – claim land, wars, conquer other lands 2. EcoSkills – As you grind more on the server, you get more special skills which can be used in every aspect of minecraft (mining, farming, pvp, pve and more) 3. Economy Plugins – Essentials, ShopGUI+, Auctions, Bounty and more 4. Friendly Community with and well built server and discord

3702EarthSMP.playwn.co:25569

Get ready to suck the life out of your friends on NexusDark Vampiric SMP!

bedrock, Chat, Community, daily updates, devices, discord server, Discordsrv, Friends, hackers, Java clients, Life, Loot, NexusDark, nintendo switch, PC, Phone, Plugins, privacy issues, Ready, Revive plugin, Semi Vanilla, server-ips, smp, Suck, teaming up, Vampiric, Version, Xbox

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5069
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	New Chunks Explored:	725523
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Welcome to NexusDark Lifesteal SMP

We are the only SMP that is straight-forward! You join and you immedietly can start getting loot or teaming up or whatever you’d like!

We have got many plugins that make the gameplay a bit cooler like a Revive plugin. We even have DiscordSRV meaning you can chat with our minecraft members through discord!

Supported Versions

Supported Platform	Supported Versions
Bedrock	Latest Version
Java	1.8.X to 1.21.X

Daily updates are pushed on the server and we got a very nice community. The server is moderated daily to keep out those pesty old hackers!

So you want to join the server? Sadly due to privacy issues you are required to join our discord server but then you can go to #server-ips and there you go!

discord.gg/G53nc4yMkV

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without joining the Discord server?	No, for privacy reasons, joining our Discord server is required to access the server IP.
What plugins are available on the server?	We have plugins like Revive and DiscordSRV among others.
What devices are supported to play on the server?	We support all devices, including Nintendo Switch, phone, Xbox, and PC. Bedrock clients must have the latest version, while Java clients are supported from version 1.8.X to 1.21.X.

UmaCraft Minecraft Server #630

Android, Buena Vista, Calstone Light ODurandal, CM Classic, CM Dirt, concerts, Dream Journey, English release, Guide, Harvest! Full Stomach! Great Food Festival, IP News, JIMS, Legend Race, LoH Sprint, Minecraft, Nakayama Festa, Nishino Flower, Pakalive TV, Paper Owners Game, Party Dash, pog, Pretty Derby, seiyuu, Server, Swimsuit Gold Ship, Tachyon’s Factor Research, Thread Circles, Training Scenario, Uma Musume, UmaCraft, Yayoi Akikawa

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9610
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Towns Built:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a race between Legend Race and Swimsuit Gold Ship? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a Tachyon’s Factor Research experiment. Join now for a chance to win a free rainbow crystal voucher – because who doesn’t love shiny things in Minecraft, amirite?

Our server is so lit, it’s like a LoH Sprint in the middle of summer – hot, fast, and full of surprises. And just like Uma Musume, we’ve got new reveals dropping all the time. You never know what crazy adventure awaits you in our server!

Plus, with free 10x SSR Support Rolls and a training scenario called “Harvest! Full Stomach! Great Food Festival,” you’ll never run out of fun things to do. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Dream Journey Buena Vista of our server!

EuroTrip Minecraft Server

Adventure, Cultural experience, Europe, European cities, Eurotrip, Exploring, first trip, historical sites, Itinerary, landmarks, Minecraft, Server, SightSeeing, Tourist Destination, travel, travel advice, travel destinations, travel inspiration, Travel Planning, travel recommendations, travel tips, trip ideas, vacation

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9588
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of boring old Europe with its fancy museums and historical landmarks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate European vacation destination!

Explore our pixelated version of Europe where you can climb the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of blocks, take a boat ride down the pixelated canals of Venice, or even battle a giant blocky dragon in the Scottish Highlands.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Block Ness Monster, a creature so rare and mysterious that only the bravest of players have dared to seek it out. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret entrance to the underground pixelated catacombs of Paris, where treasure beyond your wildest dreams awaits.

So forget about boring old Europe, come join our Minecraft server for the ultimate European adventure! Who needs real landmarks when you can build your own out of blocks?

PotionCraft Minecraft Server

aita, alternative treatments, antibiotics, bacon lard, coworker, dad, er, homeopathic advice, injury, lunch break, mentioned, Minecraft, OFFENDED, Oregano, Plague, PotionCraft, reaction, Rude, Server, swallow, tetanus shot, Tripped, Wife, work advice

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1964
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
New Chunks Explored:	832472	Farms Harvested:	781
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Crops Grown:	9023

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the antibiotics are considered poison by some players! Join us for a wild ride filled with alternative treatments like oregano and bacon lard. Who needs potions when you have these natural remedies, am I right?

Just like the OP in this story, you might find yourself in a sticky situation with your coworkers. But fear not, on our server, we encourage speaking your mind and standing up for what you believe in, even if it means offending someone who thinks antibiotics are the devil’s work.

So come on over and join us for a dose of laughter, a sprinkle of controversy, and a whole lot of fun. Who knows, you might just end up with a bandaged leg and a hilarious story to tell your friends!

PixelArtRejects

birthday celebration, Birthday Party, body image, Boundaries, Communication, digital enhancements, digital manipulation, family dynamics, family relationships, image authenticity, image editing, influencer, instagram, new mom, parenting, photoshopped, PixelArtRejects, privacy settings, social media, social media etiquette, social media influence

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9748
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Farms Harvested:	878	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fake as my father’s girlfriend’s Instagram photos? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to photoshop your Minecraft character to make you look like a virtual influencer. Want a smaller waistline? We got you covered. Need your face airbrushed? Consider it done. We’ll even whiten your virtual teeth for that perfect smile!

Just like my dad’s girlfriend, we’re all about the fake and fabulous. Join us for a wild ride of virtual editing and outrageous requests. Who needs reality when you can have a perfectly photoshopped Minecraft life? Don’t be a square, join our server now and let the editing magic begin!

RockBottomMC: Minecraft Server

bouncing back, coping mechanisms, difficult times, emotional turmoil, facing obstacles, Hardship, hitting bottom, inner strength, life crisis, life struggles, lowest point, mental health struggles, Minecraft, overcoming adversity, perseverance, personal challenges, resilience, rock bottom, RockBottomMC, Self Discovery, Server, tough times, turning point

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Towns Built:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

Are you tired of hitting rock bottom in life? Well, why not hit rock bottom in our Minecraft server instead! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who will lift you up when you’re feeling low. Who needs therapy when you can just mine diamonds and build a castle with us? So come on, leave your real-life rock bottoms behind and join us for a virtual rock bottom experience like no other!

RespawnRUs

Afterlife, Karma, Life after death., past lives, REBIRTH, Reincarnation, reincarnation beliefs, reincarnation discussion, reincarnation experiences, reincarnation exploration, reincarnation meditation, reincarnation philosophy, reincarnation process, reincarnation questions, reincarnation research, reincarnation stories, reincarnation theory, RespawnRUs, soul journey, spirituality

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2259
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Void Armor Forged:	25
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magic Items Found:	1750	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your reincarnation needs!

Join us and you can choose to be reincarnated as anything you want in the game – a majestic dragon, a mischievous leprechaun, or even a talking block of cheese! The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Rumor has it that if you can befriend the Diamond Chicken, it will grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious reincarnation adventures in Minecraft history! Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server as the almighty Cheese King or Queen!