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House Breaker Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!

SibSassCraft

broken down home, cat urine, Chores, cleanliness, dirty house, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, filth, home improvements, home renovations, house renovations, household cleanliness, pet care, resentment towards family, resentment towards siblings, resnetment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SibSassCraft

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5750
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Farms Harvested:	845	Zombie Dances:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of living in a house that smells like a petting zoo mixed with a frat house after a wild party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cleanliness is next to godliness! Our server is so clean, you can eat off the pixelated floors.

We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.

Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.

LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!

AMBITION, determination, DRIVE, FAITH, goals, Hope, inner strength, KeepMining, LifeCraft, mental toughness, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, smp, strength, support system

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	194
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up. That’s basically what this server is like.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RuinedPotentialCraft

Blundered, Botched, bungled, dashed hopes, Disappointment, Failed, fumbled, letdown, messed up, missed opportunity, Potential, ruined, ruined chance, RuinedPotentialCraft, sabotaged, spoiled, squandered, underwhelming, unfulfilled promise, wasted potential, wrecked

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9297
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	32
Votes:	1006	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Farms Harvested:	105
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Buildings Constructed:	44
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Remember that time you tried to make a cake but accidentally used salt instead of sugar? Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened to this Minecraft server. It had SO much potential to be the best server ever, but then someone spilled a potion of clumsiness all over it and now it’s just a hot mess. But hey, who doesn’t love a good train wreck, am I right?

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion. We’ve got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and chickens wearing top hats. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas? Yeah, it’s a thing.

So come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the lava pits disguised as hot tubs and the zombie villagers trying to sell you questionable potions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

MysticalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, arson, Blaze, Claims, Damage, Destruction, emergency, engulfed, Fire, flames, Incident, investigation, investigation underway, Minecraft, Mysterious, MysticalCraft, response, Russian Shahed, Server, smoke, suspicious, Ukrainian Intelligence, warehouse

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6598
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Yo, so like, have you heard about this crazy server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got this Russian Shahed warehouse that’s on fire, but like, it’s all mysterious and stuff. Ukrainian intelligence is all like, “Whoa, what’s going on here?” But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join us and uncover the truth behind the blazing warehouse. Plus, there’s like, hidden treasure and secret passages to explore. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what all the hype is about!

CraftyCreeperClan

Afghan women, Afghanistan, CraftyCreeperClan, discrimination, gender inequality, gender segregation, Globalnews.ca, hearing each other, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Misogyny, national, oppressive law, oppressive regime, patriarchal society, Taliban, Taliban bans, Taliban rule, women’s freedom, women’s voices silenced, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2255
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	133
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CRAZY TALIBAN BANS! WE PROMISE NO ONE WILL BAN YOU FROM HEARING EACH OTHER, UNLESS YOU’RE YELLING TOO LOUD IN THE CHAT! EXPLORE OUR WACKY WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT LLAMAS AND FLOATING PIGS! BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND WATCH IT TURN INTO A GIANT RAINBOW! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE TALIBAN TRIES TO BAN US TOO! #MinecraftFreedom #NoTalibanAllowed

PlongieCraft

Biomes, Chat, Dimensions, Dogs, Dungeons, Economy, Kingdoms, Magic, Minecraft, Modpack, Pirates, PlongieCraft, RPG, Server, smp, Technic, Trading, Trailer, Villages, warrior, weapons, wizard

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8238
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Server Information
Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	Join Discord

Trailer
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About PlongieCraft
PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can engage in epic adventures, build kingdoms, sail ships, and explore new biomes.

Features
– Choose from different classes and skills	– Trade in a growing economy	– Explore new structures and dungeons	– Sail ships with cannons for PvP	– Hire recruits to build an army	– Find magical loot and special weapons

Modpack
– Includes mods like The Aether, Blueskies, Better End, Aquamirae, Deep Darker, and more	– Features Dragon mounts, Iron spellbooks, and a new level system	– Not pay to win

Additional Features
– Screenshots available here and here	– Quests, guilds, and new dimensions in development	– LoTR and Skyrim music pack coming soon	– Proximity chat available	– Server backups to prevent griefing

Join the Adventure
We welcome all players to join our growing community on PlongieCraft. Come experience the fantasy RPG world and enjoy the adventures with us!

FAQ
Q: How can I join the server?	A: You can join by connecting to the server IP: plongie.com
Q: Are there different classes to choose from?	A: Yes, players can choose from different classes and skills to specialize in.
Q: Is the server pay to win?	A: No, the server is not pay to win.
Q: Are there server backups to prevent griefing?	A: Yes, the server regularly backs up to prevent griefing incidents.
Q: Can I sail ships in the game?	A: Yes, players can sail ships with cannons for PvP battles.

Future Craftrealm 1.21

2025, Accomplishments.., Achievements, aspirations, challenges overcome, Craftrealm, dreams, Future, goals, Gratitude, Long-term goals, looking forward, Milestones, New Year, personal growth, Planning, progress, Reflection, resolutions, self improvement, success

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5802
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Mines Excavated:	3287	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Star Shards Collected:	66	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35

OMG, like, join dis Minecraft server cuz in 2024 we accomplished so much crazy shiz! We built a giant statue of a potato, we discovered a hidden village of llamas, and we created a roller coaster that goes through a volcano! Like, who even does that in real life, amirite?! Join now for more wild adventures and potato statues, cuz 2025 is gonna be even more cray-cray!

City Building Minecraft SMP

Anime, building, Characters, city, city building, creativity, culture, Economy, FANTASY, Government, imagination, Infrastructure, isekai, light novel, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Plot, smp, society, storytelling, Technology, transportation system, world-building

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9701
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	73	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of building the same old boring cities in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate isekai city-building experience! Join us and transport yourself to a whole new world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of TNT).

Our server is home to the most eccentric builders you’ll ever meet. Want to build a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! How about a floating castle in the sky guarded by dragons? No problem! The crazier your ideas, the better.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading. Want to get your hands on some enchanted diamond armor? Just trade a few stacks of dirt with our shady villager friends and it’s yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let your wildest isekai city dreams come to life! Just be prepared for the occasional creeper explosion or unexpected visit from a wandering trader selling suspiciously rare items. It’s all part of the fun!

BedroomBattles Minecraft Server

aita, BEDROOM, BedroomBattles, Boundaries, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Fairness, family dynamics, Girlfriend, living situation, Minecraft, personal space, privacy, relationships, Rent, roommates, Server, sharing, sibling, sleeping arrangements

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Farms Harvested:	872
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Zombie Dances:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to give up your bed for anyone, not even your brother’s girlfriend with insomnia!

Join us and build your dream house without worrying about being kicked out every weekend. We believe in equal rights for all players, no matter how many sheep you’ve sheared or diamonds you’ve mined.

Don’t let your brother’s girlfriend’s sleeping habits dictate your Minecraft experience. Come join us and sleep soundly knowing that your bed is yours and yours alone. Plus, we have a special room just for players who need a nap until 2pm, because we support all types of sleep schedules here.

So come on over to our server, where you can mine, build, and sleep in peace without any room-sharing drama. It’s time to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world – no more sleeping on the couch for you!