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Slob Minecraft SMP

Butthurt, corrupt, disgraceful, Disgusting, elected, EMBARRASSMENT, ice cream residue, Incompetence, leadership, Lifetime, mean tweets, Minecraft, Politics, senile imbecile, slob, smp, worst president

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8322
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Join now to witness the epic battles between players over who gets the last diamond ore, or the intense debates over the best building materials.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Ice Cream Bandit, who goes around stealing all the sweet treats and leaving a trail of melted ice cream in his wake. Will you be the one to catch him and claim the ultimate reward? Or will you fall victim to his sticky schemes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Just watch out for that ice cream residue – you never know where it might lead you!

Minecraft SMP: NijiCraft – The Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

Denauth, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, Minecraft, minecraft server, Miscellaneous, NijiCraft, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN schedule, Nijisanji EN streams, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, Shenanigans, smp, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitter, xsoleil

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Animals Bred:	128
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Falling into the Void:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	151
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We’ve got Nijisanji EN YouTubers running around causing chaos, like Petra Gurin building a giant potato fortress and Ethyria summoning llamas from the sky to rain down on unsuspecting players.

Join us for a wild ride with LazuLight, where Elira Pendora and Finana Ryugu are on a mission to collect every single diamond on the server. Or dive into the madness of OBSYDIA, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin are starting a llama racing league that’s taking the server by storm.

But wait, there’s more! Luxiem is home to Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino hosting a weekly fashion show for cows, while Noctyx is where Sonny Brisko and Uki Violeta are building a rollercoaster that goes straight through a volcano.

Don’t miss out on the chaos of ILUNA, where MariaMari0nette and AiaAmare are starting a llama beauty pageant, or XSOLEIL, where D_Dropscythe and MelocoKyoran are creating a giant maze filled with traps and surprises.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – unless they’re offering you cake, then definitely pay attention.

Sister’s Bday Bash Minecraft Server

Adopted, adoptive families, Bash, BDay, birthday dinner, emotional trauma, family, family bond, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, Minecraft, parental support, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sisters

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7687
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where you can mine for lost letters and treasures like this dude’s missing letters! Join our server and uncover the mystery of the missing letters while dodging angry grandparents and feuding siblings. Will you be the hero who reunites the family or the villain who causes even more drama? Only one way to find out – join now! Plus, our server has the most epic virtual family drama you’ll ever witness, guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. Don’t be the only one missing out on this wild adventure – join today! 🎮🔥 #MinecraftMadness #DramaInEveryBlock

ShaveOrNoKissMC

#facial hair, bad smell, beard maintenance, body odor, clean-shaven, communication problem, couple conflict, couple dispute, facial cleanser, grooming habits, hygiene, hygiene standards, Intimate relationships, kissing etiquette, partner expectations, personal boundaries, personal grooming, relationship dynamics, relationship issue, ShaveOrNoKissMC, smelly beard

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3534
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of dealing with stinky beards in your life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where all beards smell like roses and lavender, thanks to our magical beard-cleansing potions.

Imagine a land where you never have to question if your partner stepped in dog poop or if it’s just their beard. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to enjoy a fresh-smelling facial hair experience.

We even have special spa nights where you can pamper your pixelated beard to perfection. And if your partner’s beard is still causing a stink, don’t worry – we offer virtual couples counseling sessions to help resolve any beard-related disputes.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing stinking up the place is the competition!

Lowest2Lit Minecraft SMP

bouncing back, coping mechanisms, determination, finding purpose, healing, Hope, inner strength, inspiration, Lowest2Lit, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming adversity, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, Recovery, resilience, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp, support system

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6742
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Alien Abductions:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, crying over your empty diamond stash? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the depths of despair! Join us and you’ll never have to face the horrors of solo mining again.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the lush forests of our server, when suddenly a wild creeper appears! But don’t worry, our resident superhero, Captain Diamond, swoops in to save the day with his trusty enchanted sword. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a pack of dancing chickens joins in the fun!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where all the mobs gather to feast on delicious tacos made of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Who needs therapy when you have a server like this to lift your spirits?

HellTV: Minecraft Edition

Afterlife, brimstone, dark comedy, Demons, Devil, Edition, Entertainment, Eternal Damnation, Fire, Hell, HellTV, Horror, Minecraft, punishment, Satan, Sinners, Suffering, Supernatural, surreal, television, Torment, TV, underworld

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4409
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	467
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll feel like you’re in Hell, but in a good way! Why watch boring TV shows when you can join us and experience the chaos and madness of our virtual world?

Join us if you want to see pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and zombies doing the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

We’ve got lava parkour, diamond rain showers, and a secret underground club where the skeletons throw the sickest parties. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a flaming minecart through the Nether and challenge the Wither to a dance-off.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience Hell like never before. Who needs TV when you can be a part of the craziest adventure of your life?

FrozenAmmoCraft Minecraft Server

ammunition, assets, Conflict Resolution, Czech, defense cooperation, Defense Minister, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, foreign policy, frozen, FrozenAmmoCraft, fund, international relations, military aid, military support, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian, sanctions, security assistance, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6744
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	New Chunks Explored:	897480
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Animals Bred:	175
Enchantments Applied:	246	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got the EU funding our ammo for Ukraine using, like, frozen Russian assets. it’s like a crazy war zone up in here, but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of actual explosions.

join us if you wanna be part of the epic battle for supremacy in the world of Minecraft. we got alliances forming, betrayals happening left and right, and a whole lot of drama for your mama.

plus, our defense minister is, like, a total boss. he’s out there on the front lines, leading the charge against the evil forces of the server. you gotta see it to believe it, bro.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join us now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

BlockBlastersMC

anti-semitism, BlockBlastersMC, bomb threats, Canada, Canadian society, community response, discrimination, fear, hate crimes, Hospitals, intolerance, investigation, Jewish community, Jewish organizations, law enforcement, religious institutions, Safety Measures, security threats, solidarity, Support, targeted attacks, Threats

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4825
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up virtual hospitals and jewish organizations with bomb threats! it’s a blast, literally! join now for a chance to be the mastermind behind the chaos and destruction. who needs peace and harmony when you can have explosions and mayhem in the virtual world? come on, you know you want to join the madness!

LoyalCraft2020

alignment, controversial views, core supporters, Covid-19 pandemic, Facebook posts, international study, LoyalCraft2020, loyalty, Messaging, online behavior, Opponents, political alignment, political beliefs, political messages, positive reaction, rhetoric, social media, strong loyalty, study, Trump supporters, Trump’s rhetoric

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2546
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Votes:	6002	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Emeralds Found:	7658	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

so like, u know how trump has those hardcore fans who just like, love everything he says? well, imagine a minecraft server where everyone is like that but instead of politics, it’s all about building epic structures and battling mobs.

join our server and be part of the most loyal community ever, where everyone is united in their love for blocky adventures and pixelated fun. you’ll never have to worry about drama or disagreements because everyone is just so obsessed with the game that nothing else matters.

plus, we have the craziest events and challenges that will push your minecraft skills to the limit. from building the tallest tower to surviving the longest in a hardcore survival world, there’s always something exciting happening on our server.

so come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft paradise where trump’s core supporters would feel right at home. trust us, you won’t regret it! #makecraftinggreatagain

Oceanic SMP: Where even the squids have a say in our semi-vanilla adventures!

active members, Adventures, client mods, comms, discord server, Factions, Fresh community, inventory, Keep Inventory, LGBT friendly, Minecraft, Minecraft-Discord Comms, neurodiverse friendly, Oceanic, rude members, rules, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, Squids, streaming, streaming friendly, system friendly, Temple, Temple building, world

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Welcome to Oceanic SMP

Looking for a fresh community where you can enjoy yourself without any annoying factions or rude members? Well, look no further, Oceanic SMP is a home for everyone and we’re always excited to see what you’ll get up to – whether that be building a temple or just hanging around talking to everyone – you can find a list of our goodies below!

Enjoy 🙂

We offer:

Features	Description
	People from all over the world
💗 • Client mods support	We support client mods for enhanced gameplay
🗺️ • Dynmap	Interactive map for easier navigation
🖱️ • Minecraft-Discord Comms	Seamless communication between Minecraft and Discord
🍱 • Keep inventory on	Never lose your items upon death
🎙️ • Streaming friendly	Create content for streaming platforms
🏳️‍🌈 • Inclusive community	Lgbt, neurodiverse and system friendly

Rules & whitelist in the Discord server: https://discord.com/invite/FgAW5QtM92

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

You can join our server by following the instructions in our Discord server.

2. Are there any specific rules I need to follow?

Yes, we have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server that all members must follow.

3. Can I use client mods on the server?

Yes, we support client mods for a better gaming experience.

4. Is the server streaming friendly?

Absolutely! Feel free to stream your gameplay on our server.

5. How can I communicate with other players?

We have integrated Minecraft-Discord communication for easy chatting.

AnonCraft Server 201245856

AnonCraft, Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	883
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wacky adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha!

Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built a castle made entirely out of cake and defended it from an army of evil chickens. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful, one of those wishes might just turn you into a block of cheese).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Lava Lagoon, where players can test their parkour skills by jumping from one floating platform to the next while dodging fireballs and angry squids. The first player to make it across without falling into the lava wins a lifetime supply of golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers, they’ve got some killer moves.