Mean Girls Dance Minecraft Servers

Mean Girls Dance Minecraft Servers

  • CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails

    CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 8117
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Gods Slained: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner cringe!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, chaotic events, and a community of players who are not afraid to let their cringy flags fly high. From recreating iconic meme moments in Minecraft form to hosting cringe-worthy talent shows where players showcase their most embarrassing talents, there is never a dull moment on our server.

    But the real reason you should join? Our server’s founder once accidentally built a giant statue of their crush in-game, only to have it haunted by a ghostly figure that whispered cringy pick-up lines to anyone who dared to approach it. Legend has it that the statue still stands to this day, a reminder of the cringe that lurks within us all.

    So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner cringe and join a community that celebrates the absurd, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your dignity at the door!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CreeperLoveCraft

    CreeperLoveCraft
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 4282
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your sex life feeling like a solo game of Minesweeper? Join our Minecraft server and level up your love life! Our virtual world is filled with sexy villagers just waiting to trade with you…if you catch our drift. Explore our pixelated paradise and find hidden chests filled with naughty surprises. Who needs a partner when you have a diamond sword to keep you company? So ditch the real world and come play with us, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the Ender Dragon).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LebCraft Minecraft Server

    LebCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 768
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Star Shards Collected: 264
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come to our place cuz we got crazier explosions than Israel hitting Beirut, yo! Our server is so wild, it’s like a war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bombs. Plus, we straight up rejected any boring ceasefire plans cuz we’re all about that chaos and destruction, fam. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of constant mayhem and non-stop action. Let’s blow stuff up together, yo!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

    UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 7151
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 124
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Falling into the Void: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than biden giving $8 billion in military aid to ukraine! we got creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house, we got villagers that trade diamonds for dirt because they’re just that crazy. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. come build your dream castle or create a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back. trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

    Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 4494
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Votes: 653 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Towns Built: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Star Shards Collected: 54 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

    even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

    and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

    so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

    LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 4444
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Falling into the Void: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Lanterncraft
    We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Do you have a detailed questline? Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
    What measures do you have against griefers? Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
    Do you keep inventory on death? Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
    Do you have custom dungeons? Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
    Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players? Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
    How can I join the server? You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
    Is there a Discord server for communication? Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Loser Incels Minecraft Server

    Loser Incels Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 3140
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Farms Harvested: 297

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

    Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

    So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/100 Votes: 4333
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

    So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

    NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 1147
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Mines Excavated: 3991
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 17
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

    So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Ozempic-FreeZone

    Ozempic-FreeZone
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 5632
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can settle your real-life disputes in a virtual world! Join us for epic battles between friends, like the showdown between me (23F) and my friend Hannah (23F).

    Picture this: I, a short and skinny warrior, face off against Hannah, a towering giant who has recently discovered the wonders of Ozempic. She challenges me to join her in this weight loss journey, but I, being already slender and wise, politely decline. Little did I know, my refusal would lead to a virtual feud of epic proportions!

    Will you join our server and choose a side? Will you fight for the right to refuse weight loss challenges, or will you embrace the power of Ozempic and grow stronger? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a battle over a casual dinner conversation. Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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