mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is not your average server – we have epic events like llama races, where you can saddle up and ride your llama to victory against other players. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and start your journey to reclaiming everything that matters to you (or at least finding some new friends who share your love for Minecraft shenanigans).
| Server Info | Description |
|---|---|
| Host/IP | nocheatsmc.com |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/8tm9KzK |
| Running | 1.21.1 |
| Location | Montreal, Canada |
| Difficulty | Hard |
| Rule(s) | No Cheating/Hacking |
Welcome to A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door Minecraft Server, where you can explore, grief, steal, raid, and make friends in an anarchy setting with very few rules. The only rule is NO CHEATING.
A: No, the only rule on this server is no cheating or hacking.
A: The server runs on Hard difficulty.
A: The server is located in Montreal, Canada.
A: You can connect to the server using the host/IP nocheatsmc.com and join the Discord community at https://discord.gg/8tm9KzK.
Join us and witness the epic battle between Crystalis Indomitus Nautilus and his 125 ME minions as they try to take over the server. But don’t worry, you can always join forces with them and become the ultimate ruler of the server!
Check out our latest patch notes, where we introduce crazy new features like flying pigs and talking cows. And don’t forget to visit our PBE patch notes, where we test out even more outrageous content like rainbow-colored creepers and exploding diamonds.
Need some help with your builds or account stats? Look no further than our trusty websites like u.gg, op.gg, and lolalytics.com. And if you want to see your character in action, just use our model viewer and watch them dance like never before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of Minecraft!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, me and morbido decided to build a giant statue of a chicken out of diamond blocks. Why, you may ask? Because why not! And that’s the kind of energy you can expect on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We also have regular events like “TNT Cannon Building Contest” and “Zombie Pigman Jousting Tournament.” Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players riding zombie pigmen while wielding carrots as lances.
So what are you waiting for? Join dead euro hours aka me and morbido edition today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen! From dancing cats to screaming goats, you never know what you’re going to get!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event every week where players have to navigate through a maze filled with traps set by evil llamas who are trying to protect their treasure hoard. Can you outsmart the llama overlords and claim the loot for yourself?
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding chicken)!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. Join our SMP and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and claim its treasures for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also protected by a team of ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama attack).
| Server Type | Vanilla |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.21 |
| Age Requirement | 18 and up |
A: Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/6nB9QpCs for details on how to join.
A: No, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
A: The server rules will be explained in the Discord server.
A: Yes, as long as they meet the age requirement of 18 and up.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild group of players appears and challenges you to a dance-off for your loot. Or how about the time when someone accidentally unleashed a horde of angry villagers into the spawn area and chaos ensued?
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe a little bit of rage, then come join us on our server. Just remember, anything can happen on this crazy journey, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your Minecraft life!
On our server, you won’t have to worry about confronting awful parents or dealing with their bully kids. Instead, you can focus on creating epic structures, battling mobs, and embarking on crazy adventures.
Join us now and leave all the real-life drama behind! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to uncover the ghost’s secrets and earn its trust?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find buried treasure or discover a secret underground lair filled with rare loot. The possibilities are endless on our server!
On our server, you can use perfectly fine couches, TVs, and more that your husband was planning to throw away anyways. Why let good furniture go to waste when you can put it to good use in your virtual world? Plus, if your husband gets upset, you can just block him in the game and enjoy some peace and quiet.
So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild without any judgment or unnecessary drama. Who knew decorating a room could cause so much chaos in real life? Let’s keep it lighthearted and fun in our Minecraft world!
Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode. We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and a never-ending supply of diamond armor. Plus, our community is so hilarious that you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because we’re the only server where you can ride a pig into battle, challenge a zombie to a dance-off, and build a castle made entirely out of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Server Type | SMP (Survival Multiplayer) |
|---|---|
| Playerbase | 3-8 online at a given time |
| Java Version | 1.21 |
| Features | No PVP, No mods |
A: Send a message to get the discord info to join.
A: All skill levels are welcomed on the server.
A: Players can build, make farms, and enjoy playing the game in a supportive environment.
A: Yes, the server is now white-listed to prevent random griefing.