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CraftyBoozeBuster

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6977
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Alien Abductions:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1537

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on potions to cure your Minecraft character’s hangover? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a cure for your in-game alcohol addiction! Join us and say goodbye to virtual beer bellies and hello to a virtual bank account overflowing with diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself will personally congratulate you with a diamond block for every day you stay sober in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start stacking those diamonds while staying sober in the virtual world!

Creeper’s Revenge Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, CREEPERS, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Military, military operation, Minecraft, Politics, power struggle, putin, RETALIATION, Revenge, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surprise, Tension, Ukraine, unexpected turn of events

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1003
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

so, like, you know how putin is always flexing his muscles and stuff, well guess what? ukraine was like “nah bro, we gonna surprise invade russia” and everyone was like WHAAAAT.

anyways, this minecraft server is like that surprise invasion, but in a good way. we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make putin jealous. join us and be part of the madness. you won’t regret it, unless putin finds out and tries to invade us too. but hey, that would be one heck of a story to tell, amirite?

so come on, join our server and let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like ukraine’s surprise incursion into russia.

CraftyComrades: LostInUkraine

2022, CASUALTIES, casualties count, casualties in Ukraine, Conflict, CraftyComrades, Crisis, eastern europe, February 24, General Staff, International, Invasion, Losses, LostInUkraine, Military, Military operations, russia, Russian army, Troops, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, War

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2457
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	219	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun! we’ve got more crazy battles than russia in ukraine (but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt here) join now and be part of the chaos! our staff is so awesome, they can handle anything, even a zombie apocalypse (not really, but they’ll try their best) so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s have a blast together!

ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

Edition, geriatric, ParoxCraft

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5732
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!

DebateCraft Server

Accuracy, American measurement, comparison, confusion, Conversion, Cultural differences, Dates.., DebateCraft, education, global perspective, historical context, Imperial system, Incompetence, international debate, metric system, misunderstanding, Precision, Server, standardization, Technology, timekeeping, units of measurement

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7823
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchantments Applied:	250	Votes:	4721
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of Americans messing up measurements and dates? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no measuring” policy! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about getting the dimensions wrong. And as for dates, well, let’s just say our server has its own wacky calendar system where every day is Taco Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, where the only thing you need to measure is how much fun you’re having!

SisDopingCraft SMP

anti-doping code, Cheating, China, Competitive advantage, Doping, doping allegations, doping scandal, drug testing, international sports, Olympic athletes, performance-enhancing drugs, Reuters, SisDopingCraft, sisters, smp, sports ethics, sports integrity, sports news, usada, USADA scheme, WADA, WADA statement

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4876
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Potions Brewed:	85

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to team up with the infamous USA sisters, who have been accused of doping in the Minecraft Olympics. But hey, who needs fair play when you can have a blast breaking all the rules and causing chaos?

Forget about China, it’s all about the USA sisters now! Join our server and get ready for some insane adventures, scandalous schemes, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

WeddingCraft2021

adoption, attention seeking, best people, bio sister, Bridesmaid, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, inclusion, Jealousy, man of honor, Resentment, sibling dynamics, sister, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	351
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Divine Spears Created:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Just like the OP’s family, we have our fair share of sibling rivalry and outrageous demands.

Join our server and experience the thrill of being the center of attention, just like Freya always wants to be. But beware, if you don’t cater to her demands, she might just bring up that one time you didn’t chase away her ex-boyfriend in front of everyone.

Forget about building epic structures or surviving in the wilderness, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through family dynamics and dealing with clingy, spoiled siblings. Will you be the favorite child or will you be accused of favoritism just like the OP?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate family drama Minecraft has to offer. Who needs mobs and creepers when you have siblings like these? Join now and prove to your parents that you care less for your adopted sibling – just kidding, please don’t do that.

BabyVillagerMom Minecraft SMP

BabyVillagerMom, body changes, career impact, childcare responsibilities, communication challenges, emotional labor, family dynamics, financial strain, Guilt, identity shift, lack of support, Long-term impact, mental health, Minecraft, parenting, personal sacrifices, relationship strain, self-care, sleep deprivation, smp, social isolation, societal expectations, Time management

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6865
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Runes Activated:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the joys of virtual parenthood! That’s right, in our server, you can adopt a blocky baby and raise them to be a strong, independent player. Watch as they learn to mine, craft, and fight off creepers with their tiny little swords. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hear the adorable pitter-patter of tiny block feet running around your virtual home?

But be warned, parenting in Minecraft isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. Your little ones might rebel and start griefing your builds, or they might get lost in the Nether and need you to come to their rescue. And let’s not even get started on the diaper changes… (just kidding, there are no diapers in Minecraft).

So if you’re ready for the ultimate challenge of virtual parenting, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to raise a blocky baby to be a Minecraft master!

CreepinCraft: Embarrassing Moments

awkward, awkward moment, blunder, CreepinCraft, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Experience, faux pas, funny, Humiliation, INTIMATE, laughable, mishap, mistake, moment, MOMENTS, Oops, Personal, sex, Story, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2988
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Animals Bred:	139	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!

Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!

Blocky Bananza Minecraft Server

authoritarian regime, Bananza, blocky, Capital Punishment, current events, death penalty, executions, extremism, global affairs, human rights abuses, human rights violations, international news, iran, Islamic Republic, Killing Spree, mass executions, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, political repression, Server, state-sanctioned violence, violence, world news

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5648
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4268	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting executed is your boring old survival world! we got mass executions happening left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. 36 players executed in the last 24 hours alone, talk about a kill streak!

join us for some killer pvp action, where you can take out your enemies in style. watch out for the islamic republic, they’re on a rampage and ready to take down anyone in their path. but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of weapons and armor to help you survive the chaos.

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see if you can survive the ultimate killing spree. who knows, you might just come out on top as the last player standing. see you on the battlefield, and remember, it’s all just a game…or is it?