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CraftyJohnny1000

Abuse, accusations, allegations, Celebrities, CraftyJohnny1000, entertainment industry, Exploitation, investigation, J-pop, Japan, Johnny Kitagawa, Justice, Men, misconduct, Music (Industry), scandal, sexual abuse, Support, survivors, Trauma, Victims

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6533
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Farms Harvested:	807	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

OMG u gotta join this server, it’s like a party but in minecraft!!! we got so many cool builds and u can make ur own house and stuff. but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground disco club where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. it’s lit, fam.

also, did u hear about the time when a player found a diamond block that granted them three wishes? they wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a lifetime supply of cake. now they’re the richest player on the server and everyone wants to be their friend.

and don’t even get me started on the time when a group of players teamed up to defeat the Ender Dragon using only wooden swords and leather armor. they were hailed as heroes and now have their own statue in the town square.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this epic minecraft server and be a part of the craziest adventures ever! oh, and did i mention we have free pizza every friday? yeah, u heard me right. FREE PIZZA.

KetchupSucks vs IHateKetchup

Argument, assertion, BELIEF, Claim, Contention, debate, disagreement, dislike, fact, IHateKetchup, Interpretation, ketchup, KetchupSucks, Objective, opinion, perspective, Statement, Subjective, Truth, Viewpoint

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8186
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4708
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Votes:	3922
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Ores Mined:	6170
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN HEROBRIAN WOULD BE JEALOUS!

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A PLAYER JOINED OUR SERVER AND FOUND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A CREEPER’S HEAD! TRUE STORY, BRO! AND THAT’S NOT ALL, WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE THE MACARENA!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL GET A PET ENDER DRAGON THAT BREATHES FIRE AND SHOOTS LASER BEAMS FROM ITS EYES! WHO NEEDS A DOG WHEN YOU HAVE THAT, RIGHT?

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE MOST INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

CraftyCureDepressions

amitriptyline, antidepressant medications, antidepressants, behavioral activation, cognitive behavioral therapy, CraftyCureDepressions, depression treatment, evidence-based treatments, holistic approach., JAMA review, medication management, mental health, mental health care, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, psychological therapies, Psychotherapy, randomized clinical trials, selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors, Therapy options, tricyclic antidepressants

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1394
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Dragon Eggs Found:	8029
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9213	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna cure ur depression cuz we got more dan 20 antidepressants in da game! just pop a virtual pill and u’ll be feelin’ fine in no time! we also offer therapy sessions with our in-game counselors who specialize in behavioral activation. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on dis crazy cure for ur sadness! come join da fun and leave ur depression behind!

JavaJolt Minecraft Server

Addictive, aroma, aroma therapy, bold flavor, Brewing, Caffeine, coffee, dark coffee, DELICIOUS, ENERGIZE, Fragrance, indulgence, JavaJolt, long-lasting, Minecraft, morning, NUTTY, Relaxation, rich aroma, scent, sensory experience, Server, Wake Up

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8898
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9203	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Crops Grown:	5050
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t hit the spot? Well, look no further because our server will make you nut every time the fragrance of dark coffee starts playing. Yes, you heard that right – we have coffee-scented Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride where you can mine, build, and nut to your heart’s content. Don’t miss out on this unique experience, join now for the ultimate caffeine-fueled adventure!

LuckyLouie’s Memory Lane Minecraft Server

classic tv, comedy, Entertainment, forgotten comedies, Forgotten Gems, forgotten TV shows, HBO, humor, Lane, Louis C.K., Lucky Louie, LuckyLouies, Memory, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pop culture, Remembering, Server, Sitcom, stand up comedy, television, Throwback, tv show, underrated shows

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1548
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3726	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that you’ll forget Lucky Louie ever existed!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant unlimited diamonds to whoever holds it. But beware, the potato is guarded by a pack of evil chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep, whose wool changes color every time you shear it? Collect all the colors of the rainbow and become the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers, zombies, and skeletons. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to gain entry.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Lucky Louie when you have all this craziness waiting for you?

Bro’s GF Pays & Plays Minecraft Server

Boundaries, bros, brother, Chores, Cohabitation, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, financial responsibility, freeloading, Girlfriend, guest etiquette, House, house rules, household expenses, living arrangement, living together, long-term stay, Minecraft, Pays, PLAYS, privacy, Server, shared space, Utilities

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	897
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like my brother’s girlfriend moving in without contributing!

Join us for a virtual world where you don’t have to worry about unexpected house guests taking over your space. Our server is the perfect place to build your dream home without the fear of unwanted roommates showing up with suitcases.

Plus, our server is so big that you’ll never have to worry about sharing your space with anyone else. No more arguments over who cleans what or who pays for utilities – it’s all about building and exploring in peace.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual girlfriend who doesn’t overstay her welcome!

TurkeyCraft: No In-Laws Allowed!

Allowed, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, covid precautions, Decision making, Etiquette, family, gatherings, holiday, in-laws, Inclusivity, inlaws, Meeting, nuclear families, parents, relationships, Siblings, Thanksgiving, Traditions, TurkeyCraft, Wedding

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4142
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Zombie Dances:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Enchantments Applied:	104	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3570

Are you tired of boring family gatherings where everyone just sits around and talks about the weather? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a Thanksgiving extravaganza like no other, where your virtual family can finally meet each other in pixelated glory.

Imagine a world where your sister’s in-laws are actually creepers, and your fiancé’s parents are villagers trading emeralds for enchanted diamond swords. It’s a holiday feast like no other, with turkey made of pixels and pumpkin pie that never runs out.

But beware, if you don’t invite everyone to the party, you might just find yourself facing a virtual family feud that could rival any soap opera. Will your sister’s in-laws crash the party anyway, causing chaos and mayhem in the blocky world? Only time will tell.

So come join us on this wacky adventure, where family drama meets Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might just end up with a new in-law who’s a pro at building epic castles. Don’t miss out on the fun, because this Thanksgiving is going to be a blast!

CraftyMillennials

Artificial Intelligence, augmented reality, Automation, climate change, CraftyMillennials, cultural changes, Education reform, environmental sustainability, future predictions, generational differences, global economy shifts, healthcare innovations, job market trends, Millennials, political landscape, renewable energy, social media impact, societal norms, space exploration, technology advancements, virtual reality

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4260
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Falling into the Void:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchantments Applied:	297
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Divine Spears Created:	21
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself? Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on every once in a while to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into?

CreeperCrazedCraft

Behavior, breaking the cycle, CHANGE, cognitive dissonance, CreeperCrazedCraft, definition of insanity, Expectations, habits, Insanity, mental health, mindset, patterns, personal growth, Psychology, Repetition, Routine, same results, Same thing, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7424
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Crops Grown:	8906
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

so why not join our minecraft server and experience a whole new level of crazy? we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak fluent french.

if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers with their basic rules and regulations, come join us where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos. we have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, a maze that is actually a portal to another dimension, and a pet dragon that will fight by your side in battle.

don’t be a sheep and follow the crowd to those other servers, come join us where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense). trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness today!

Baby Boom Africa

adolescent fertility rates, adolescent health, Africa, African countries, baby, boom, demographic shift, demographic trends, developing nations, Family Planning, fertility decline, global population, maternal health, population growth, public health, reproductive health, Social Issues, Sub-Saharan Africa, teen births, teenage pregnancy, Women’s Health, youth demographics

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7775
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Crops Grown:	8223
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we be poppin’ out babies like it’s nobody’s business! Sub-Saharan Africa representin’ with that teen birth rate on fleek, makin’ us the hottest spot for all them youngins lookin’ to start a family in the virtual world.

We got that exclusive access to baby-making blocks and potions, makin’ it easier than ever to grow your own lil’ Minecraft family. From 12% in 1950 to a whopping 47% in 2020, we be breakin’ records and takin’ names when it comes to teen births in the blocky world.

So come on down and join the fun! Build your own baby-making empire and watch as your Minecraft family grows bigger and bigger. Sub-Saharan Africa ain’t got nothin’ on us when it comes to poppin’ out them virtual babies. Let’s get this party started, baby!