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ME AND THE DEVIL Minecraft SMP
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as we embark on wild adventures with the devil himself by our side. Rumor has it that JBJ once took down a whole army of creepers with just a carrot in hand. And don’t even get me started on Ol Man Stipe – legend has it he can build a castle out of dirt blocks in under 5 minutes. So if you’re looking for a server where anything is possible and where the unexpected is the norm, then come join us and see if you can keep up with the madness! -
Minecraft Marathon Minecraft Server
Imagine a Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom because you’ll be having so much fun building your virtual empire. Plus, our virtual diamond mines are so rich that even Herobrine himself would be jealous! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and zombies break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave! -
Leaked Voice Memos from Alinea SMP! No Whitelist, So Your Singing Skills Better Be Good! Patch 1.21.
Alinea Minecraft Server
Overview
Version 1.21 SMP Experience Vanilla-like with added features Features Whitelist protection, custom enchantments, food skewers, proximity voice chat, and more FAQ
How do I join the server?
To join our SMP server, apply for the whitelist on our Discord server in the #whitelist-application channel. An interview will be conducted followed by a review of the rules.
What are some feature highlights of the server?
Feature Description Proximity Voice Chat Talk to friends and neighbors in-game using Simple Voice Chat. Food Skewers Try out new foods like veggie skewers. Extra Records Enjoy new music discs in the game. Unstable Enchantments Unique enchantments beyond vanilla limits. What are some other features of the server?
Feature Description No commands or claims Immersion-friendly gameplay without commands. Custom enchantments Additional enchantments and curses available. Wholesome community Focus on cooperative gameplay. No PvP PvP only with consent from all players involved. Various rebalances Equalizing playstyles for all players. -
CraftyNews Minecraft Server
Are you tired of hearing about all the drama and chaos happening in the real world? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only news you’ll hear about is the epic battles between players, the crazy creations they build, and the occasional llama stampede.Join us and witness the legendary showdown between Brazil and California, where the winner gets to control the weather in-game for a day. Watch as Biden and Slovenia team up to take on a horde of zombies, all while juggling French politics and Euro foot matches. And don’t forget about the intense rivalry between Turkey and the players who keep stealing their diamonds.
So why wait? Come join us on the most talked-about server in the world (according to a totally real survey conducted by our team of highly trained llamas). Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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BlockyChain Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the concept of blockchain to a whole new level! Imagine a world where every block is linked together by a protocol so strong, not even a creeper explosion could break it.Join us and experience the thrill of mining for virtual bitcoins, monero, and Ethereum in our pixelated universe. Don’t worry, there’s no actual crypto involved, just the satisfaction of knowing you’re part of something revolutionary.
Our server is so secure, even Herobrine himself couldn’t fake a transaction on our blockchain. With public keys to show where to put your virtual riches and private keys to validate those transactions, you’ll feel like a true digital pioneer.
So come on, join us on this epic adventure and let’s mine, build, and conquer the blockchain together. Who knows, you might just become the Steve Jobs of Minecraft!
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BoomCraft: Not the AITAH Server
Are you tired of being the designated therapist for your friend Jenny? Do you feel like you’re just a punching bag for her rants and dramas? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense!Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. No more listening to Jenny’s never-ending stories about her family and friends. Instead, immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixels where the only drama is deciding which color sheep to shear next.
And hey, if you ever need a break from the chaos of your everyday life, just log on to our server and let your creativity run wild. Build a castle, explore a cave, or just chill by the virtual pool with a virtual drink in hand. The possibilities are endless!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to being Jenny’s unpaid therapist. Because let’s face it, you deserve a nap more than anyone!
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BlockRage Minecraft Server
Are you tired of raging every time a creeper blows up your house or a skeleton snipes you from a mile away? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the cure for your anger management issues! Join us and experience the magical healing powers of our virtual world where setbacks are just opportunities for hilarious mishaps.Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of angry wolves start chasing you because you accidentally hit one with your pickaxe. But fear not, on our server, you can tame those wolves and ride them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon!
Or how about the time you tried to build a simple house but ended up creating a giant statue of a chicken instead? Only on our server can you turn your building blunders into works of art that will leave your fellow players in stitches.
So come join us and say goodbye to anger and hello to endless laughter and fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have exploding creepers and derpy chickens to keep you entertained?
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RageCraft: Creeper Traffic Jam
Are you tired of getting road rage from all the crazy drivers out there? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let out all your pent-up frustration by building a giant road filled with explosive TNT traps to blow up those pesky drivers. Watch as they rage quit in disbelief at your epic trolling skills. Plus, our server has a secret underground tunnel system where you can escape the chaos and relax in your own private jacuzzi made entirely out of diamond blocks. So why wait? Join now and let the road rage flow through you in the most explosive way possible!