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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 5860 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Emeralds Found: | 1035 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 160 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
You gotta join because the pigs wear top hats and the chickens dance the Macarena. It’s like a party in the Nether, but without the fire and brimstone.
And get this, the diamonds are actually made of chocolate and the lava is made of hot fudge. It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true.
Plus, the villagers all speak in Shakespearean English and have epic rap battles every Tuesday. It’s like watching Hamilton, but with more blocky heads.
So come on, join this Minecraft server and let your inner weirdo run wild. You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness.