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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Melio’s Slow Moving Party – Where Teleports Are A Myth! Version 1.20.4

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Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Type	Whitelisted, semi-vanilla
Version	Java 1.20.4
Plugins	Minimal plugins with a focus on playing together
Launch Date	23 March 2024

Features:

NO teleportation, claims, McMMO, etc.
Events and minigames
Permanent Map with NO resets
Custom World Generation using TerraformGenerator

We strive to create a chill and inclusive community for players of all types. Join us for a vanilla-like experience with a few enhancements to enjoy playing together!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Apply for whitelist on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t
What are the server’s rules?	We have a brief rules list based on a trust system. Respect others and have fun!
Are there any specific playstyles welcomed?	We welcome all playstyles, whether you’re a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of everything!
What time are the server’s events?	Events usually revolve around east Asia timezones at night (e.g. UTC/GMT afternoons).

Zombie Brains Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is infested with zombies! That’s right, you’ll have to fend off hordes of brain-hungry zombies while trying to survive and build your own little slice of paradise. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of weapons and armor to help you out, so grab your sword and get ready to kick some undead butt!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground lab where you can conduct crazy experiments and create all sorts of wacky inventions. Want to create a potion that turns you into a giant chicken? Go for it! How about a machine that shoots out exploding pigs? The possibilities are endless!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find all sorts of dangerous creatures and treasures waiting to be discovered. Just be careful not to anger the Pigmen, they can be a little touchy.

So come join us on our zombie-infested, experiment-filled, treasure-laden server and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world! Trust us, you won’t be bored.

JPopJam Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old songs and intros? Well, look no further because our server is powered by AI that creates J-Pop songs for our anime-inspired intros in just 8 seconds! That’s right, we’ve got the technology of the future right here in Minecraft land. Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and mind-blowing creations. Who needs AGI when you’ve got our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

VacayExclusion Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will leave you questioning reality.

Picture this: you’re out exploring the town with your family on a vacation, when suddenly a slightly drunk man named London starts flirting with you and your underage twin sister and cousin. But wait, it gets crazier! Your cousin blows the whole situation out of proportion, leading to the police getting involved and your parents banning you from going out on your own.

But fear not, on our server, you can experience all the drama and chaos without any real-life consequences. Join us for a wild ride filled with overprotective parents, misunderstandings, and petty revenge. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and buckle up for the craziest adventure of your life!

GraduationGriefCraft

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Are you tired of entitled brats ruining your motorcycle vibes? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee no one will sit on your virtual bike without permission! Our server is so secure, even your chain won’t get caught in any gowns.

Picture this: you’re cruising through the virtual world on your pixelated motorcycle, when suddenly you hear an alarm go off. You rush to your bike and find two girls in graduation gowns sitting on it, with their friends taking photos. But fear not, on our server, you can yell at them to get the F off without any repercussions!

And if any dads try to start a fist fight with you, don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server now and let out your frustrations in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild?

RespectCraft: The Joke’s On You

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The answer is our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further! On our server, we have a rule that every player must wear a chicken suit at all times. Why, you ask? Because chickens are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, of course!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. To get in, you must defeat a horde of dancing zombies with your best dance moves. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds.

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunt, where players must follow a trail of exploding pigs to find the hidden loot. It’s like a real-life (or Minecraft-life) adventure!

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that being a complete joke could be so much fun?

CartCraft: Smooth & Wobble-Free!

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Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of those janky, wobbly grocery cart servers, then you gotta check out this epic Minecraft server! We got carts smoother than a baby’s bottom, I’m talkin’ next level smoothness that’ll make you question reality.

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll ride grocery carts through mystical lands, battling evil mobs and collecting epic loot. But watch out, because there’s a rumor that the carts are actually sentient and have a mind of their own. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get up to!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of grocery cart enthusiasts who worship the almighty shopping trolley. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the cart cult, and maybe even become their chosen one.

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BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a genius compared to boomers? Look no further! Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that even boomers can’t resist joining (and getting totally confused in the process).

Join now and experience the thrill of outsmarting your fellow players with your superior savviness. Watch as boomers struggle to navigate the virtual world, while you effortlessly dominate with your quick wit and sharp skills.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to laugh at the hilarious antics of boomers trying to keep up in a world that’s just too fast-paced for them. Join our server today and show those naive boomers who’s boss!

30yoGF Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing for a companion to share your diamonds with? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find the perfect match – a 30-year-old girlfriend! Say goodbye to those pesky zoomer whores and hello to a mature partner who knows the difference between redstone and lapis lazuli.

Join our server and embark on epic quests together, build magnificent structures side by side, and maybe even start a virtual family complete with pixelated pets. Who needs a real-life relationship when you can have a Minecraft romance that will last for eternity?

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AloneAt21Craft

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Are you tired of feeling like a piece of sht in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be the master of your own destiny! No more nagging mothers forcing you to sleep in weird rooms with your sister, no more guilt trips for falling asleep on calls with your bf. On our server, you can build your own diabetes-friendly kingdom and never have to check your sugar levels again (unless you want to, of course). Plus, we have a strict no guilt policy – so go ahead and travel with your bf wherever you want, no permission needed! Say goodbye to feeling like the biggest spoiled ungrateful piece of shit ever, and hello to a world where you can be whoever you want to be. Join us now and start living your best Minecraft life!

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	7644
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7884	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3190

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Towns Built:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Magic Items Found:	2746	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Crops Grown:	9864	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ores Mined:	8408	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Enchantments Applied:	222

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Crops Grown:	3095	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	59698	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Love Letters Sent:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

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