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USA News Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7863
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ores Mined:	5985
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	47

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the tragic news in your country? Look no further! Our server is like the USA of Minecraft servers, with news that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us and experience the chaos of a Florida man getting bitten by an alligator and shitting himself, or witness the madness of accidentally crashing your car into a cartel boss and causing a street full of ded Mexicans.

Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server now and escape the sadness of real life with some outrageous Minecraft adventures!

RomaniaPlayz Minecraft Server

achievement, celebration, Competition, determination, disbelief, european football, EXCITEMENT, Minecraft, national team, PLAYOFFS, Qualification, Romania, RomaniaPlayz, Server, Soccer, soccer fans, sports, success, Surprise, teamwork, Underdog, unexpected, Victory

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	902
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Farms Harvested:	104
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old servers where Romania actually makes it to playoffs? Well, look no further because on our server, Romania not only makes it to playoffs, but they win the whole dang thing! That’s right, we’ve got a magical world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and Romania is the reigning champion of Minecraft sports!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join us and you may just have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for the ages!

So why wait? Come join our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a heated debate with a talking cow or embarking on a quest to find the mystical Golden Potato of Destiny. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft server!

SisDressDrama Minecraft Server

aita, annoyance, Asshole, attachment, Boyfriend, Brat, dress, family drama, fancy dress, Fight, income, Minecraft, MONEY, opera house, ownership, personal belongings, Server, sibling, SisDressDrama, sister, update, Upset

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6056
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Void Armor Forged:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Looking for a server where drama is the main event? Join our Minecraft server where you can fight over virtual dresses with your virtual sister! We promise not to call you a brat or an asshole, unless you steal someone’s diamonds, then all bets are off. Plus, we have a strict “tag on” dress code policy, so you can rest assured that your fancy dress will remain untouched until you’re ready to show it off. Join now and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry like never before!

CupocalypseCraft

Apology, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, broken cup, broken trust, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, CupocalypseCraft, ENTITLEMENT, entitlement issues, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family Values, guest etiquette, Honesty, personal belongings, relationships, Resentment, Respect, Trust

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Chimeras Created:	2
New Chunks Explored:	641384	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8859

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to break your Chip mug from Beauty and the Beast! Unlike my SIL Megan, who thought it was okay to go through cabinets and break precious items, we respect your belongings. Join us for our virtual July 4th BBQ and firework show, where plastic cups are not banned and toddlers can drink from whatever they want (as long as they don’t break anything).

Don’t worry, we won’t invite entitled guests who think they can get away with breaking stuff and then blame you for being petty. Our server is drama-free (unless you count the creeper explosions) and we guarantee a fun and safe environment for all players. So come join us and let’s build a world where Chip mugs are cherished and deceitful bitches are not welcome!

ToxicCraft Minecraft Server

cancel culture, cyber hate, cyberbullying, Digital culture, digital toxicity, Hate Speech, hatred, internet culture, keyboard warriors, Minecraft, Negativity, online behavior, online harassment, online hate, online negativity, online toxicity, Server, social media, social media impact, social-networking, TOXIC, ToxicCraft, trolling

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	686
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Votes:	4185	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3

Tired of dealing with all the drama and negativity on social media? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to build with next! Our community is so positive and supportive, you’ll forget all about those toxic Twitter trolls and Instagram haters.

We’ve even heard rumors that playing on our server can cure the common cold and give you superhuman strength. One player claimed they built a house so epic, it actually transported them to a parallel universe where everyone communicates through interpretive dance.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the toxicity behind and join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to eternal happiness while mining for diamonds.

CraftyCreationsMC

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8425
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Farms Harvested:	186
Crops Grown:	6441	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Forget about the wheel, electricity, or even sliced bread! The greatest man-made creation of all time is our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that our server was built on the back of a giant flying pig named Sir Oinksalot. He soared through the skies, carrying blocks of gold and diamond in his trotters, while our fearless players battled dragons and zombies to claim their loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, where players can ride minecarts at breakneck speeds through loops and twists that defy gravity. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a herd of rainbow-colored sheep frolicking in the fields.

So, if you want to experience the thrill of riding a flying pig, battling dragons, and witnessing rainbow sheep in action, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs sliced bread when you have all this craziness waiting for you?

BlazeCraft MC Server

BlazeCraft, Brazil, Brazil news, Cannabis, decriminalization, drug decriminalization, drug laws, drug legalization, drug policy, drug policy reform, drug possession, drug reform, drug use, Justice, Latin America, law, legalization, Marijuana, Personal Use, recreational drug use, Server, SUPREME COURT

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2949
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

so, like, u know what else is decriminalized? joining this epic minecraft server, bro! we got all the dank weed blocks u could ever want, man. build a giant bong tower or a weed farm, the possibilities are endless, dude.

our server is like a chill paradise for stoners and gamers alike. we even have a secret underground maze filled with hidden treasure chests full of, u guessed it, more weed blocks! join us and blaze it up while building the sickest creations in all of minecraft.

plus, our community is super friendly and always down to smoke a virtual blunt together. come join the fun and get lit with us on this totally rad minecraft server. trust me, it’s gonna be a high like no other!

HamasCraft – Deportation Edition

aid group, Canada, canada immigration, deportation, deportation order, Edition, ex-employee, extremist organization, foreign relations, Globalnews.ca, government action, Hamas-linked, HamasCraft, immigration law, international relations, legal proceedings, MIDDLE EAST, national news, political news, refugee status, security threat, Terrorism

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6169
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Animals Bred:	197	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

so, like, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the admins are so crazy they deport people like canada deporting ex-employees of hamas-linked aid groups? well, this server is the place for you! come join us for some wild adventures and maybe even get deported for building a house too close to someone else’s! who knows what will happen next on this wacky server! join now for a chance to experience the chaos firsthand!

GenZCraft: Where Everyone’s a Winner

2006, Accomplishments.., Achievements, career, Competitive advantage, employment, Everyones, future workforce, generation z, GenZCraft, job market, Job Search, Millennials, Person of the Year, professional development, qualifications, Résumé, Skills, Students, Time Magazine, winner, work experience, Workforce

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4312
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Buildings Constructed:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46

LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE ALL BE WINNERS LIKE TIME MAGAZINE’S PERSON OF THE YEAR! YEAH, WE ALL BORN AFTER 2006 BUT WE STILL BE ROCKIN’ IT LIKE WE FAMOUS! COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE LEGENDARY CREW THAT BE SLAYIN’ DRAGONS AND BUILDIN’ EPIC CASTLES LIKE A BOSS! WHO NEEDS A JOB WHEN YOU CAN BE A MINECRAFT LEGEND, AMIRITE?! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGENDARY WINNER WITH US!

CancerCraft: DNA Boost & Immune Fun

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6427
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Astral Projections Made:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4570	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56

come join our minecraft server where we starve cancer cells to enhance DNA damage and immunotherapy response! because who needs real life when you can fight cancer in a blocky world? punch those pesky cancer cells and watch them disappear like magic! plus, our virtual doctors are top notch – they’ll give you potions that will make you invincible against any disease! join now and be the hero we never knew we needed in the fight against cancer!