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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 8965 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Are you tired of dealing with incompetent store workers who can’t even cut a steak properly? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no one will interrupt you while you demand your grassfed steaks!
We have a strict “no wageslave” policy, so you won’t have to deal with overpaid and underworked employees. Plus, if anyone dares to interrupt you, you can challenge them to a duel outside the virtual store!
Come join us and unleash your inner rage in a world where you can demand your steak and eat it too, without any interruptions or excuses. Let’s whip those virtual slaves into shape and create a world where customer service actually means something!
