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ExistenceCraft

Being, Birth, chance, Cosmic, destiny, Existence, ExistenceCraft, fate, Humanity, infinitesimal, infinitude, Life, Miracle, Odds, philosophy, Probability, Reality, statistics, Universe

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2306
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Undead Armies Raised:	2

yo, welcome to dis crazy minecraft server where the odds of havin a good time are 10000000000000%!!! like, dude, imagine if you never existed on dis server, that would be like, the saddest thing eva. but don’t worry, cuz here, we make sure everyone exists and has a blast!

join dis server if you wanna experience the most epic adventures of all time. we got dragons flyin around, unicorns doin the cha-cha, and creepers throwin surprise parties. it’s like a wild circus mixed with a fantasy land on steroids.

and get this, on dis server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a giant chicken into battle, and even become best friends with a talking potato. yup, you heard me right, a talking potato. his name is spud and he’s got some epic stories to tell.

so come on down to our server, where the odds of never having fun are 0.00000000000000002%. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you find a place where llamas rule the world and diamonds grow on trees? it’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and bacon.

DepressCraft: A Dementia-Free Zone

aging, brain health, cognitive decline, correlation, dementia, DementiaFree, DepressCraft, depression, health outcomes, long-term effects, long-term study, Medical research, mental health, mental health disorders, mental health research., mental illness, Mental well-being, neurological disorders, Psychology, research, risk factors, statistics, Zone

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	511
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Mines Excavated:	3623

so like, u know how minecraft is like ur escape from reality, right? well, this server is like ur escape from ur escape! join us and u will enter a world where depression is ur superpower!

u heard that right, folks! research has shown that if u start off depressed, u have a 74% higher chance of developing dementia! but on our server, that’s a good thing! forget building houses and mining for diamonds, here u will be mining for memories and building a fortress of forgetfulness!

imagine a world where u can’t remember where u put ur pickaxe or what u were doing 5 minutes ago. that’s the kind of fun u can expect on our server! join us now and lose ur mind in the best way possible!

Procrastinatwoflation – where we never get around to fighting on our plain old server

1.21, Dedicated, Discord, discord server, Discordsrv, Essentials, Fighting, Ip:, java, Link, Machine, Mill, Minecraft, ngrok, Plain, Player Base, Procrastinatwoflation, PvP, RAM, RUN, Server, Spigot, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7994
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2786
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Spigot with Essentials and DiscordSRV
RAM	16GB dedicated
Minecraft Version	1.21 (Java)

Join us and come procrastinate!

Ip: 5.tcp.eu.ngrok.io:11172

Discord: https://discord.gg/3TmSHxJJBE

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server always running?	Yes, the server runs on a 16GB RAM dedicated machine.
What plugins are installed?	Essentials and DiscordSRV are installed on the server.
How can I join the server?	Use the IP address provided: 5.tcp.eu.ngrok.io:11172
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/3TmSHxJJBE

BigTittyFauna Minecraft Server

BigTittyFauna, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2183
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the animals have tiny, disappointing chests? Look no further, because on our server, Fauna has been blessed with some seriously voluptuous assets! Join us for a wild adventure where you can marvel at the incredible cleavage of cows, pigs, and even chickens! Who knew pixelated animals could be so sexy? Don’t miss out on this udderly ridiculous experience – come join us now!

DeafCraft SMP: No Sound, All Fun

accessibility, american sign language, ASL interpreter, assistive technology, cochlear implants, Communication, deaf, Deaf community, deaf culture, deaf education, DeafCraft, deafness, disability, Fun, hard of hearing, hearing impairment, hearing loss, inclusive communication, lip reading, nonverbal, sign language, smp, Sound, speech therapy

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4270
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Astral Projections Made:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers were actually friendly and gave out hugs instead of exploding. It was a land of pure chaos and hilarity, where anything was possible and nothing was off limits.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken, battle against an army of evil bunnies, and participate in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Plus, our community is filled with the wackiest and most entertaining players you’ll ever meet, so you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most outrageous and laughter-filled adventure of your life!

EarringEnvy Minecraft Server

childhood earrings, childhood memories, Communication Issues, EarringEnvy, emotional attachment, family drama, family dynamics, family heirlooms, family traditions, generational gifts, gift giving, jewelry, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mother-daughter relationship, personal belongings, sentimental value, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sisterly bond, sisterly love.

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1426
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of your siblings stealing your childhood treasures? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual world where no one can take your precious items without your permission! Just like those gold earrings that were meant for you but ended up in the wrong hands, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into giving up what’s rightfully yours – whether it’s diamonds, emeralds, or enchanted gear. Stand your ground and show your siblings who’s boss in the ultimate battle for virtual supremacy. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement and adventure in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and let the games begin!

MineCraZyBash

Airbnb, bachelorette party, BANKRUPTCY, budgeting, California, credit cards, Disneyland, evicted, expensive, Family Events, financial responsibility, loan repayment, loans, maid of honor, MineCraZyBash, pre wedding, repossessed vehicles, savings, vacation, Wedding, wedding expenses

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3811
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old weddings? Want to experience the ultimate Minecraft server wedding extravaganza? Join our server for the most epic virtual wedding experience ever!

Picture this: you and your Minecraft friends are all dressed up in your best pixelated attire, ready to witness the union of two blocky lovebirds. The bride and groom are decked out in diamond armor, exchanging vows in front of a crowd of creepers and zombies. It’s a wedding like no other, complete with fireworks and a cake made entirely of obsidian.

But that’s not all! After the ceremony, get ready for the wildest bachelorette party in Minecraft history. We’re talking three days in a virtual Disneyland, with an AirBnB made entirely of emerald blocks. Ride virtual roller coasters, explore pixelated castles, and party like it’s 1999 (or 2009, since that’s when Minecraft was released).

Don’t worry about the cost – just take out a virtual credit card and let the fun begin! Who needs real money when you can have a bachelorette party in the world of Minecraft? Join our server now and get ready for the wedding of a lifetime!

HezbollahCraft – Strike and Build!

Attack, Beirut, Beirut bombing, BUILD, Commander, Conflict, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezbollahCraft, international relations, Israel, Israeli defense forces, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern politics, Military, Politics, SECURITY, strike, Terrorism, War

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7266
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Gods Slained:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

haha oopsie, wrong target! come join our minecraft server instead, we promise not to bomb you like israel did to beirut. we have epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you. also, our admin is a ninja who can do backflips while building a castle. join now or risk getting bombed by mistake!

DolphinLOLZMC

amusement, Animals, Aquatic, Communication, DolphinLOLZMC, dolphins, Human Behavior, humor, intelligence, Intelligent, LAUGH, Laughter, Mammals, marine life, Observation, Perception, playful, sea creatures, swim, Underwater

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4022
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	140	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Votes:	3563
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	New Chunks Explored:	287085
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

so, like, if you wanna swim like a dolphin but suck at it, come join our server! we got dolphins that will teach you how to swim like a pro, no joke! they’ll even give you tips on how to do flips and stuff, it’s crazy! plus, our underwater city is lit af, you gotta see it to believe it. and don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunts we have, it’s like a real-life pirate adventure but in minecraft. so, yeah, join our server and swim with the dolphins, yo!

AbortCraft: Supreme Court Edition

AbortCraft, abortion, abortion access, abortion laws, Court, Edition, federal protections, gender equality, healthcare access, illegal abortion, international study, maternal health, medical assistance, pro-choice, reproductive healthcare, reproductive justice, reproductive rights, SUPREME, SUPREME COURT, unsafe abortion, US, women’s autonomy, Women’s Health, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7009
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the women be building epic abortion clinics without medical assistance like pros! we got the craziest builds and the wildest adventures, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else! join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine through the Supreme Court’s decisions like butter! let’s goooooooo!