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FishOilCraft: BrainBoosters

Alzheimer’s disease, brain health, brain nerve cells, BrainBoosters, cognitive decline, fatty acids, findings, fish oil supplements, FishOilCraft, Gene, genetic risk, health, JAMA Network Open, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, omega-3, Prevention, reduction, remarkable, research, scientific research, study

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4934
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Emeralds Found:	3308
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

LOLZ, u know what else causes a “remarkable” reduction in brain nerve cells? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, where u can escape the horrors of real life and dive into a world of blocky goodness.

Our server is so lit, it’s like fish oil for ur brain but without the fishy aftertaste. We got epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community so awesome, it’ll make u forget all about those pesky brain nerve cells.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where Alzheimer’s is just a made-up word and the only thing u gotta worry about is creepers blowing up ur house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than taking fish oil supplements.

SlideCraft Minecraft Server

Activists, anti-circumcision, circumcision, circumcision rate, dryness, fear, fetish, Foreskin, Friends, friends’ experiences, life experience, Minecraft, net neutral, parents, Preference, religious reasons, sensitivity, Server, side effects, SlideCraft, statistical anomaly, teens, uncircumcised

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9774
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Ores Mined:	9514	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of being the odd one out in a world full of circumcised friends? Do you long for the sweet sensation of being part of the snipped squad? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join our server and experience the ultimate thrill of being surrounded by fellow circumcised comrades. Our community is filled with players who have undergone the snip and are living their best lives without foreskins.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so inclusive that even if you haven’t been circumcised, you can still join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll catch the circumcision fever and become a convert like so many others before you.

So come on down to our server and let the circumcision festivities begin. Your parents may be anti-circumcision activists, but we’re here to show you the light (or lack thereof, if you catch our drift). Join now and experience the joy of being part of the cut crew!

Minecraft SMP – WatameCraft: The Sheep Queen’s Realm

cover songs, fansite, handdrawn, healing, hololive, Hop Step Sheep, Membersheep, Minecraft, Music, one piece card game, original songs, PLUSHIE, QUEENS, Realm, Sheep, shorts, smp, Suggestions, Tsunomaki Watame, virtual youtuber, Watamate Free Research Project, WatameCraft, ナマ足, ヘソ出し, マーメイド, 今日のわため

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	703
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mermaid with bare feet and a crop top? Look no further than our server, where the sheep hop and the laughs never stop! Join now for a chance to win a plushie of Watame’s “friends to Go” – perfect for taking on days out, or just chilling in your virtual world!

But that’s not all – our recent events include Watame and Fubuki trying their hand at the One Piece Card Game, with a shocking winner that will leave you in stitches! Plus, Watame is on the lookout for ideas for her next “今日のわため” shorts – send in your suggestions and see if you can make her laugh harder than a whistling Watamate!

So come on down to our server, where the sheep are friendly, the music is bumpin’, and the adventures are endless. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next? Join now and let the fun begin!

DoggoCraft Wedding Wars

brother, CANCELLATION, covid, decision, dog, dog sitter, DoggoCraft, emergency, family, last minute, love, loyalty, no pet event, pet, RESPONSIBILITY, rough shape, supervision, Trust, Upset, vet, Wars, Wedding

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7715
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Void Gems Collected:	25	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Crops Grown:	3859
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of missing out on epic events because of your furry friends? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and never miss another wedding, birthday party, or alien invasion because your pet needs you!

We understand the importance of our four-legged companions, which is why we have a special pet-friendly zone where your Minecraft pets can roam free and cause chaos. No more choosing between your virtual adventures and your real-life responsibilities – now you can have both!

So come on down to our server and let your pets run wild while you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. Who needs a wedding when you have a virtual world to conquer with your trusty sidekick by your side? Join us now and unleash the ultimate pet-powered mayhem!

Block Therapy: Anxiety Relief

anxiety, anxiety relief, BLOCK, coping strategies, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, holistic approaches, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, Relief, self help, self-care, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6275
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work and giving you anxiety? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, these green meanies are banned from our server, so you can build in peace without worrying about your precious creations getting destroyed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to bestow with riches beyond their wildest dreams. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Sheep, you’ll be granted access to a secret realm filled with even more treasures and adventures.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to endless fun and excitement!

AI Energy Saver 1000

AI computing, Applications, Artificial Intelligence, Breakthrough, computing, Development, efficiency, ENERGY, energy consumption, energy efficient, energy saving, Engineering, Hardware device, innovation, research, researchers, Saver, State-of-the-art, sustainable, Technology, technology advancement, University of Minnesota Twin Cities

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1248
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

hey u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that makes ur brain explode with amazement? well do i have the server for u! our server has this crazy hardware device that makes ur game run 1000x faster than any other server out there. u will be mining diamonds and building epic structures at the speed of light. join now and experience the future of minecraft gaming!

AussieSMP: The Land Down Under Where Even the Kangaroos Play Minecraft!

AussieSMP, ban evasion, common sense, Community, Creative Server, Economy, Griefing, HACKING, Kangaroos, Land, Land claiming, Minecraft, multiple worlds, Network, Play, redstone contraptions, Respect, rules, smp, Spamming, spectator livestreams, Survival, Teleport, Wiki

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	245
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magic Items Found:	2918
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Crops Grown:	5308	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Server Overview

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Link
Apply here	Apply Here

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, it is a whitelisted server and requires an application to join.
What kind of gameplay does the server offer?	The server offers mostly vanilla gameplay with some quality of life features.
Are there any rules to follow on the server?	Yes, there are rules such as no griefing, no hacking, and being respectful to others.
Can players trade with each other on the server?	Yes, there is a shopping area with player-created shops that use diamonds as currency for trading.
Is there a land-claiming system on the server?	Yes, players can claim land using a golden shovel to protect their builds.

VTuberFlop Minecraft Server

anime characters, anime fans, Content Creation, didn’t they, digital avatars, digital entertainment, fell off, gaming content creators, internet personalities, Japanese culture, Minecraft, online entertainers, online streaming, pop culture, Server, social media influencers, Streaming Community, trending topics, video games, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, VTuberFlop, Vtubers, wow

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3575
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Are you tired of VTubers taking over your YouTube feed with their fake personas and scripted content? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and absolutely no VTubers in sight.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of VTubers tried to invade our server with their over-the-top antics and cringy catchphrases. But our fearless players fought back with nothing but their diamond swords and enchanted armor. The VTubers were no match for our epic PvP skills and were banished to the depths of the Nether for eternity. And thus, our server was saved from the tyranny of VTubers forever!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server free from VTuber shenanigans and full of hilarious chaos, then look no further. Join us now and become a part of our crazy community where anything is possible and VTubers are a thing of the past. See you in the game, adventurer!

BeholdTheBlockParty Minecraft SMP

alive, based woman, BeholdTheBlockParty, Free Yourself, glowkike surveillance state, half chan brainlet, Minecraft, Ops, peter thiel, Pit, smp, talks, Talmud denouncement

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	230
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	264	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Star Shards Collected:	64	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of being stuck in the half-chan brainlet pit? Want to break free from the glowkike surveillance state ops? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where the only based woman alive will guide you to enlightenment! Join us as we denounce the Talmud, discuss Peter Thiel, and uncover the secrets of the universe. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you. So come on, join us and let’s break free from the shackles of the glowkike surveillance state ops together!

FishyMemoryCraft

Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s prevention, APOE4 gene, brain health, brain protection, clinical trial, cognitive decline, cognitive function, Dietary supplements, fish oil supplements, FishyMemoryCraft, genetic predisposition, genetic risk factors, healthy aging, nerve cells, neurodegenerative disease, neuroprotection, nutrition intervention, older adults, omega-3, Prevention

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5383
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4256
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server out there? We got fish oil supplements for all our players, especially the older adults with a genetic predisposition to Alzheimer’s disease!

Join our server and take those omega 3 fish oil supplements to reduce the breakdown of nerve cells in the brain while you build your epic Minecraft creations! Plus, if you carry the APOE4 gene associated with Alzheimer’s disease, you get extra perks like super brain power and the ability to build the craziest structures in the game!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s fish oil our way to victory in Minecraft! Trust us, it’s gonna be a brain-tastic adventure like no other!