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EternaVoid Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5847
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Potions Brewed:	151
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Love Letters Sent:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, come join our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a never-ending maze filled with creepers, zombies, and… llamas wearing top hats? Yep, that’s right, our server is filled with all sorts of crazy surprises that will keep you on your toes (or hooves, if you’re a llama).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players… or maybe even with a dancing Enderman (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most mind-bending, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life. And remember, on our server, the only thing scarier than being conscious for eternity is missing out on all the fun!

LoveCraftedLlamas

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	6294
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of getting ghosted by your former love and left with burning questions? Join our Minecraft server and ask them all the ridiculous questions you want! Want to know why they never returned your diamond pickaxe? Or why they built a secret base with someone else behind your back? Our server is the perfect place to confront your ex-lover in the most hilarious and absurd ways possible. Join now for a chance to get closure and maybe even a laugh or two!

CraftyMillionaire

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	916
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we got diamonds raining from the sky like confetti at a party. you wanna know why you should join? well let me tell you, we got a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. and guess what? they can talk! they’ll tell you jokes that will make you pee your pants (in a good way, of course).

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of gold blocks? yeah, that’s right. you can ride that bad boy while sippin’ on a potion of invisibility.

but wait, there’s more! we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with giant emeralds. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions that will make you fly like a majestic unicorn.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most absurdly awesome minecraft adventure of your life!

QuantumCraftingMindz

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8711
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Potions Brewed:	140	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders out there! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame quests and basic gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join us on our server where we are testing the wild theory that quantum processes create conscious experience in Minecraft. That’s right, we’re taking Minecraft to a whole new level of weirdness and wackiness.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you start questioning the nature of reality. Or maybe you’re building a castle and you swear you can hear the blocks talking to you. It’s a trip, man.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to meet the elusive Quantum Pig, who is said to possess the power of infinite bacon. Yes, you heard that right. Infinite. Bacon.

So come on down to our server and let’s see if we can unlock the secrets of the universe together. Who knows, you might just come out of it with a new understanding of life, the universe, and everything. Or you might just end up with a bunch of bacon. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

The Gaming crib

Community, Crib, Cross-Play, Gaming, Join, Minecraft, Rewards, Server, smp, Survival, Versions, Vote

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6073
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	3301	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Zombie Dances:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

This is a Survival minecraft smp that is cross-play and available on many minecraft versions come join now and make sure to vote every day because there are rewards for doing that 😉

thegamingcrib.minesmp.me:19132

Surviving with Style: Not-So-Vanilla, Kinda-Hardcore, Slightly New Map, PvP Fun!

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3897
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Animals Bred:	181
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Details
Server IP	mc.classicsurvival.net
Discord	discord.gg/classicsurvival
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla survival
Features	/tpa, /home commands; no claims or rules against pvp/griefing
Map Size	200,000 blocks across

Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is Classic Survival?

Classic Survival is a semi-vanilla survival server with simple commands, no claims, and no rules against pvp/griefing.

2. When was Classic Survival founded?

Classic Survival was founded in February of 2020.

3. Are there any protections on the server?

Spawn is a protected area for trading, but once outside of spawn, there are no claims.

4. Is there a team to ensure fair play?

Yes, there is a team of moderators and admins to ensure fair play and prevent unfair advantages.

5. When was the server’s map last updated?

The server has reopened with a brand new map since August 2nd 2024.

Isekai Overload Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2219
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Villages Defended:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of watching the same old Isekai shows where the protagonist gets transported to a fantasy world? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! On our server, we specialize in Reverse Isekai adventures where fantasy creatures get transported to the real world – specifically, the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us as we witness unicorns trying to navigate the complexities of modern technology, dragons causing chaos in the local village, and elves attempting to blend in with the regular Steve and Alex players. Who knows what kind of wacky hijinks will ensue when fantasy meets reality in the most unexpected of ways!

So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us on our Reverse Isekai server. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cat or discover a hidden portal to the land of magical llamas! Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life – join now!

FutureCraft SMP – The Future is Now

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9818
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where the pigs ride the players, the creepers throw parties, and the villagers are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can make all your wildest dreams come true. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted toilet that teleports you to a magical land filled with talking llamas and dancing pandas.

So why wait? Join us on this crazy journey and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep). This is your future, and it’s going to be epic!

ImpulsiveSteve – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5711
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Farms Harvested:	645	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Picture this: a world where the only rule is to be as impulsive as humanly possible. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like starting a llama army to take over the server? Why not! The possibilities are endless when you join our wacky and wild SMP.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Impulse Gang, a group of players who are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. From pranking each other with exploding chickens to hosting impromptu dance parties in the middle of nowhere, you never know what the Impulse Gang will get up to next.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, look no further. Join us today and embrace your impulsive side like never before!

SnackCraft – Midnight Munchies

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2334
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a secret midnight snack room where you can chow down on enchanted golden apples and drink potions of invisibility while battling creepers in the dark. Trust us, you’ve never experienced hunger like this before! Join us and satisfy your cravings for adventure and snacks like never before.