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SMP_MineCrafty2030

ANONYMOUS, Cryptic, Curious, doubt, ELUSIVE, Enigma, Enigmatic, hidden, inquiry, investigation, Mystery, perplexing, puzzling, query, question.., Riddle, secret, SMP_MineCrafty2030, uncertainty, unknown, Wonder

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5846
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7979	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	46
Potions Brewed:	200	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Zombie Dances:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens have formed a secret society plotting against the players.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

BossKidsCash5

5.., allergic, Asshole, bored, Boss, BossKidsCash5, Cash, Friends, inappropriate, Kids, mom, MONEY, Nice, office, Parent, Soda, TEENAGE, Treat, Unethical

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2229
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring bosses who don’t appreciate your generosity? Join our Minecraft server where giving out $5 to teenagers is not only encouraged, but rewarded with in-game perks!

Imagine a world where you can shower your boss’ kids with virtual currency and snacks without any judgment. Our server is a safe haven for all the generous souls out there who just want to spread joy and laughter.

Don’t worry about being labeled as unethical or inappropriate – on our server, the more outrageous, the better! So come join us and let your inner mom instincts shine as you treat everyone to a virtual soda party. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the most generous player in all of Minecraft!

BlockyBoners

bizarre arousal, bizarre attraction, BlockyBoners, kinky turn on, odd stimulation, oddly turned on, offbeat stimulation, out of the ordinary attraction, peculiar fetish, peculiar turn on, quirky desire, strange arousal, strange sexual response, unconventional arousal, unexpected arousal, unexpected desire, unique sexual response, unusual attraction, unusual turn on, weird turn on, weirdly aroused

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9570
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Love Letters Sent:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t get your heart racing? Well, look no further because our server will have you feeling some type of way in no time!

Join us for a wild ride where every block you break will make you feel like a total block-tease. Our server is so hot, even the creepers are blushing!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of sexy skeletons start dancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. And don’t even get us started on the steamy encounters you’ll have with our resident Ender Dragon.

So if you’re ready to get weirdly turned on in the best way possible, join our Minecraft server today. Who knew pixels could be so provocative?

DutchCraft16: No Restrictions!

Air Force, aircraft, arms deal, cooperation, Defense, defense agreement, defense capabilities, defense technology, Dutch F-16s, DutchCraft16, european union, fighter jets, international relations, Military, military alliance, military equipment, nato, restrictions, SECURITY, Ukraine, warplanes

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2352
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Enchantments Applied:	53	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use dutch f-16s without restrictions!! fly around in ur own fighter jet and bomb ur friends’ houses for fun! watch out for the flying pigs tho, they’re armed and dangerous. also, did we mention the secret underground base filled with treasure and lava traps? join now and be part of the craziest adventure ever!!

LootLlamaCraft Minecraft Server

LootLlamaCraft, Minecraft, Server, 布瑠部由良布瑠部

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9509
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking chickens and dancing pigs. They were greeted by a unicorn riding a llama and were given a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato. But beware, for the evil potato-stealing goblins lurk in the shadows, ready to snatch it away!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Rainbow Sheep Gang, a group of mischievous sheep who roam the land causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Join us and help put an end to their woolly shenanigans!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Who knows what crazy antics and absurd quests await you in this bizarre and hilarious world!

TitanCraft SMP – “wow this Shingeki no Kyojin show is really good can’t wait for Minecraft SMP”

action-packed, Anime, Armin, attack on titan, binge-worthy, cliffhangers, deepthroating, eren, fan favorite, Good, hours watching, INTENSE, Kissing, kyojin, mikasa, Minecraft, plot twists, refund, shingeki, Shingeki no Kyojin, Show, smp, Storyline, Suspenseful, Thrilling, titancraft, WAIT, wow

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	148
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Star Shards Collected:	276	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the builds are the stories we come up with! Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against creepers, building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky, and finding hidden treasure in the depths of the Nether.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about the time we had a dance party with the Ender Dragon or when we all dressed up as Steve for Halloween. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most insane and hilarious Minecraft community around. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even schlicking to Armin deepthroating (just kidding…maybe).

WeddingCrashCraft

adults only, ANNOYED, babysitter, ceremony, childcare, children, decision, duties, family, Invitation, Kids, Party, Pictures, props, reception, standing up, suit rentals, UNFAIR, Wedding, wedding party, WeddingCrashCraft

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3868
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Secret Passages Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Villages Defended:	17

Are you tired of weddings that don’t appreciate the true stars of the show – your kids? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for your little ones to shine like the diamonds they are!

Join our server and let your kids experience the thrill of standing up in a virtual wedding party. They’ll wear virtual suits, walk down virtual aisles, and even perform virtual duties – all from the comfort of your own home! And the best part? They won’t be kicked out of the virtual reception, because everyone is invited to party in Minecraft land!

Say goodbye to the hassle of suit rentals and childcare arrangements, and say hello to a world where kids are the VIPs. So come on, join our server and let your kids be the stars they were always meant to be!

TapWaterWarrior – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, TapWaterWarrior

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9436
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Secret Passages Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you’ve ever wondered why people in countries with clean tap water still buy disposable water bottles. We have a whole town dedicated to solving this mystery, complete with conspiracy theories and secret underground water bottle societies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown and rules over all poultry in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious.

HighSchooLolzCraft

crazy adventures, Friends, high school, HighSchooLolzCraft, Memories, Mischief, Nostalgia, school antics, School days, school memories, school shenanigans, teenage drama, teenage escapades, teenage rebellion, teenage years, unforgettable, unforgettable experiences, unforgettable moments, wild story, wild times, youthful indiscretions

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5189
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7215	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	380	Alien Abductions:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Void Gems Collected:	12
Emeralds Found:	7545	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Remember that time in high school when we all thought we were cool because we could fit 20 people into a single bathroom stall? Well, imagine that level of chaos and camaraderie, but in Minecraft form! Our server is like a virtual high school reunion, but with way more explosions and way less awkward small talk. Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that embarrassing promposal you made in front of the whole school. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness that awaits on our server!

BlockyPolitician69

abuse of power, australian politics, BlockyPolitician69, Charged, child sex offences, controversy, court case, criminal charges, current events, government officials, justice system, law enforcement, legal proceedings, liberal, mp, News, NSW, political corruption, public figures, scandal, sexual misconduct

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3646
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	20

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make u forget about all ur problems? well, this server is the bomb dot com, fam. we got unicorns flying around, diamond armor for days, and a secret underground club where u can party with creepers.

oh, and did i mention that our owner is a former nasa astronaut who discovered a portal to the nether while on a mission to mars? true story, bro. now he’s back on earth and sharing his epic adventures with us on this server.

plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family. we have weekly build competitions, epic treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo with baby zombies.

so, if u wanna escape reality and dive into a world of pure awesomeness, join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention there’s free cake every friday? yeah, it’s that awesome.