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MILcraftInvasionNOPE

Accommodation, Boundaries, Budget, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Cultural differences, Expectations, Family Values, family visit, guest etiquette, household dynamics, indefinite stay, MILcraftInvasionNOPE, mother-in-law, overstay, personal space, privacy, relationships, Respect, Space

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6778
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of unwanted guests overstaying their welcome in your Minecraft world? Join our server and never worry about pesky in-laws taking over your virtual space again! Our server is a safe haven for those who value their personal space and don’t want to deal with the drama of family members who just won’t leave.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your mother-in-law setting up camp in your living room. On our server, you can finally relax and enjoy the game without the stress of unwanted guests ruining your fun.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to epic battles, treasure hunts, and crazy adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual excitement in our Minecraft world?

So come join us and say goodbye to overbearing in-laws and hello to endless fun and adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless your mother-in-law finds a way to log in and join the server too!

PennyWise SMP: Worth Every Block

BLOCK, Pennywise, smp, WORTH..

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6624
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	319
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Dimension Hops:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ores Mined:	7274

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the legendary Ender Dragon while riding on the back of a giant chicken, or teaming up with a squad of llamas to take on a horde of zombie pigmen. Our server is so insane, even the creepers have started throwing parties in the mines!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive membership perks that will blow your mind. Get access to a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, or ride around on a flying pig that shoots fireballs at your enemies. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright crazy adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels. It’s worth every penny, we promise!

CraftyCritterz

Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal communication, animal instincts, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, cognitive abilities, CraftyCritterz, curious behavior, eye-opening encounters, fascinating behavior, intelligence, intriguing interactions, mind-boggling experiences, peculiar animal behavior, peculiar interactions, strange encounters, surprising behavior, thought-provoking encounters, unexpected encounters, unusual experiences

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	899
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Have you ever had a staring contest with a cow and lost? Or maybe you’ve had a deep philosophical conversation with a chicken about the meaning of life? Well, get ready for even more mind-blowing animal encounters on our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), sheep can breakdance, and creepers have been known to bust out some sick beatboxing skills. Our server is like a zoo on steroids, with animals that will make you question everything you thought you knew about intelligence.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience unlike any other. Who knows, you might even find yourself forming a secret alliance with a pack of wolves or getting fashion tips from a stylish llama. The possibilities are endless on our crazy server – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself having deep conversations with a group of squids.

LipetskLoot Minecraft Server

Aerial View, aftermath, Analysis, Conflict, Damage, Defense, Destruction, intelligence, Lipetsk airfield, LipetskLoot, Military, Minecraft, ONLINE, russia, satellite imagery, satellite images, SECURITY, Server, strike, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	310
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8931
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Buildings Constructed:	10

so, like, u know how ukraine and russia are always like, fighting and stuff? well, this one time, ukraine totally wrecked russia’s airfield in lipetsk. like, they sent in their secret weapon – a giant flying pig with laser eyes! and the pig just went ham (pun intended) on the airfield, blowing up planes and stuff. it was epic!

anyway, if u wanna be part of the action and blow stuff up like that flying pig, u gotta join our minecraft server. we got all the crazy weapons and explosions u could ever want. plus, u can build your own secret base and plot world domination with your friends. trust me, it’s gonna be lit!

so, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s cause some chaos together! oh, and did i mention there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server? yeah, it’s guarded by a giant chicken with a diamond sword. good luck finding it!

CraftyCreeperCave

Closure, counterterrorism efforts, CraftyCreeperCave, extremism, foreign funding, foreign influence, German mosque, government action, hezbollah, international relations, investigation, iran, Islamic community, MIDDLE EAST, political interference, radicalization, religious extremism, religious institutions, Report, security threat, Terrorism

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	859
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ores Mined:	2389
Dragons Tamed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A GERMAN MOSQUE TAKING ORDERS FROM IRAN AND AIDING HEZBOLLAH BUT IN MINECRAFT. JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE EVER! BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FELLOW PLAYERS. WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THIS INSANE MINECRAFT SERVER? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE FBI SHUTS US DOWN FOR BEING TOO WILD!

ShadowTown

Bedwars, build battle, Capture the Flag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hunger Games, KitPvP, Minigames, multiplayer, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1464
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

ShadowTown is a community… With land claiming, pvp arena, option to rent a hotel in our town. We offer auction house, ranks, rpg….. New server, we will expand eventually Join our friendly discord server for updates and community chat

51.161.206.171

BookWorms Minecraft Server

BIAS, Book, Bookworms, closed-mindedness, confirmation bias, CONSERVATIVE, critical thinking, debate, echo chamber, Ideology, ignorance, intellectual dishonesty, know nothing, Literature, Minecraft, Misinformation, misinformation campaign, never read, Politics, Propaganda, reference, right wingers, Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2520
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Animals Bred:	177
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of right-wingers spouting off about a book they’ve never even cracked open? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only book we reference is the one written by our resident llama, Larry! Larry’s book is full of wisdom, humor, and llama puns that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, our server is home to the infamous Llama Liberation Army, who are on a mission to free all llamas from their oppressive owners and lead them to a life of luxury in our virtual llama sanctuary. So why waste your time arguing with book-ignorant right-wingers when you could be laughing and llama-liberating with us? Join now and let the llama revolution begin!

HellishSocietyCollapse Minecraft SMP

childhood trauma, demoralized, depression, education, Entertainment, fractional reserve banking, gender war, genetics, HellishSocietyCollapse, indoctrination, ironic detachment, Jews, Minecraft, Mouse Utopia, narcissism, Negativity, outsourcing, Progressivism, regression, self improvement, smp, society collapsing, stanford prison experiment, status quo, tribalism, Voting, War

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4214
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	302
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	61	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Star Shards Collected:	80	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and absurd Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in a world where society has collapsed, but hey, who cares? You can still have a blast building, exploring, and causing mayhem with your fellow players.

Forget about voting, education, dating, or self-improvement – on this server, it’s all about surviving and thriving in a world where everything sucks! Embrace the madness and join us in a land where the only rule is that there are no rules.

Sure, the world may be falling apart, but that just means there’s more room for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready to laugh your way through the apocalypse on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers?

BoyfriendDefense Minecraft Server

boyfriend’s feelings, BoyfriendDefense, communication in relationships, defending partner, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful comments, emotional reactions, family conflict, family dinner, family dynamics, family gatherings, handling criticism, height differences, height shaming, hurtful jokes, Minecraft, relationship boundaries, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling’s behavior, sibling’s girlfriend, standing up for partner

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3083
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Enchantments Applied:	73	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where height doesn’t matter but the laughs do! Join us and experience the hilarious adventures of towering giants and pint-sized players in a world where height jokes are the norm.

Imagine a world where your brother’s girlfriend roasts you for being shorter than a skyscraper, but it’s all in good fun! Build your own virtual empire with your fellow players, regardless of how tall or short you may be.

Don’t worry about feeling humiliated, because on our server, we embrace the absurd and the outrageous. Join us for a wild ride of laughter and chaos, where even the smallest players can stand tall in their own unique way.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the height jokes and crazy stories begin!

ParentalPunishFAIL

adoption, blended families, Communication Issues, consequences, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional pain, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Therapy, feeling invalidated, hurtful comments, overreacting, ParentalPunishFAIL, parenting, real parents, seeking validation, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama like this on your own Minecraft server? Join our server and leave all that real-life drama behind! Our server is a place where you can escape from sibling arguments and parents who just don’t get it.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family with players who understand the importance of respect and kindness. No more arguments about who’s the real parent or sibling – everyone is family here!

Plus, we have a special feature where if anyone tries to start drama, they get turned into a virtual “Princess” and have to wear a sparkly tiara for a day. It’s the perfect way to deal with petty behavior and make sure everyone is having a good time.

So come join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and make new friends who will always have your back – no matter what your virtual sibling says!