🔥McLaughys Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty McLaughy’s Base Playhouse

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	555
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3696	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Yeehaw! Saddle up, cowboys and cowgirls, because this Minecraft server is hotter than a Texas summer day! Get ready to ride into the sunset with your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge) and explore a wild west world like no other.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell ya. We’ve got more gold than a leprechaun’s pot of luck, more diamonds than a girl’s best friend, and more creepers than… well, more creepers than you can shake a stick at! But don’t worry, our sheriff (aka admin) is always on duty to keep the peace and protect the town from any griefers or bandits.

So come on down to our saloon (aka spawn point) and grab yourself a cold one (aka potion of swiftness) before heading out on your next adventure. Whether you’re looking to mine for riches, build a homestead, or just lasso some chickens for fun, this server has got everything you need to satisfy your wild west cravings.

So what are you waiting for, partner? Saddle up and join us on the craziest, most rootin’ tootin’ Minecraft server this side of the Mississippi! Trust me, you’ll be feeling more based than a block of obsidian in no time. Yeehaw! 🤠🌵🐎

Crafty McLaughy’s LOLz Emporium

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3455
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Buildings Constructed:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is for those who just don’t care!

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig dressed as a cowboy into battle? Why not! On our server, the crazier, the better.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will guide you to hidden treasure if you can solve its riddles. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embrace the chaos! Just remember, on this server, anything goes and we just don’t care!

Crafty McLaughy’s Sunday Funday Feels Bar

Artificial Intelligence, bar, Community, Connection, Conversation, Crafty, drinking tonight, emotions, Feels, feels bar, friendship, Funday, McLaughys, mental health, Relaxation, Robots, self-care, Share, socializing, Sunday, Sunday Edition, support group, Technology, Trouble, virtual hangout, virtual reality

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1033
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Potions Brewed:	181
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where robots roam free and share their troubles over a virtual drink! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through pixelated landscapes with your mechanical buddies. Need to vent about your creeper problems? Our robot therapists are here to listen and offer their support. Plus, every player gets a free virtual drink on the house! So come on down and join the fun – who knows, you might just meet your metal soulmate!

Crafty McLaughy’s LOLz Emporium

answer, approach, attitude, Behavior, Communication, coping, Crafty, dealing with challenges, decision, emotion, Emporium, ENGAGEMENT, Expression, Feedback, handling, Interaction, lolz, McLaughys, opinion, reaction, Reply, response, strategy, thought

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2356
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Farms Harvested:	692
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Ores Mined:	8330
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, our custom weapons and armor will have you slaying those feathered fiends in no time!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the city is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas who will challenge you to a dance-off before granting you access to their riches.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that hovers above a pit of lava filled with friendly fire-breathing dragons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced parkour like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty McLaughy’s Block Party: Where the Creepers are Tight and the Doci-ness is on Point!

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8884
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler! Our community is so docile, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft in a zen garden.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our server is so wild, we once had a player ride a pig off a cliff and survive by landing in a pool of lava – true story!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics).

Schoolyard Exodus

assistance program, autism, Communication, Community, Conflict Resolution, controversy, Decision making, Diversity, Empathy, exodus, inclusion, integration, MELTDOWNS, parenting, personalized education program, private school, public school, school environment, Schoolyard, special education, special needs, Trauma

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6318
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	32
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale that will make you want to log in immediately.

Once upon a time, in a land not so far away, there was a Minecraft server where the craziest adventures awaited. Picture this: a special ed child named Lacey, who was actually a teenager, causing chaos and mayhem in a classroom full of unsuspecting students. She would scream, hit everyone, and even poop and pee right in front of everyone without a care in the world. The poor teacher was at her wit’s end, and the other parents were in an uproar.

But fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from such madness! Join us and escape the drama of real life, where you can build, explore, and have a jolly good time without any poop-related incidents. Plus, who knows what other outrageous adventures await you in our virtual world?

So come on, don’t be a Lacey, join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in our pixelated paradise?

CreeperCupid Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	954
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Farms Harvested:	649	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Are you tired of boring first dates that end in disaster? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find love and adventure! Join us for a date night like no other, where you can mine for diamonds together, battle mobs side by side, and even build a romantic castle for your special someone. Who needs dinner and a movie when you can have a creeper explosion and a zombie horde attack? So come join us and make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until you respawn)!

BlockyMindsGoneWild

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6189
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by pesky creepers? Do you find yourself building elaborate structures in Minecraft, only to have them destroyed by a rogue Enderman? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a guaranteed boost in mental health! Our virtual therapists are on standby to provide counseling sessions while you mine for resources. Need a break from the stress of everyday life? Take a virtual hike through our pixelated forests and let the calming sounds of chirping chickens soothe your soul.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of friendly zombies who are experts in stress relief. They’ll teach you the art of zombie yoga and help you find your inner peace in the midst of chaos.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a truly mind-blowing experience that will leave you feeling happier, healthier, and ready to take on any challenge that comes your way!

BeirutBoomsCraft

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5339
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71

LOL OMG, if u want to escape the chaos of Hezbollah attacks and sonic booms in Beirut, come join our epic Minecraft server! We got creepers exploding like bombs, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Build your own bomb shelter and hide from the crazy explosions while you mine for diamonds and battle other players. Plus, our admin is a secret agent who will protect you from any real-life threats while you game. So come join us and escape the madness in the most explosive way possible!

BabyCreeperCancerRisk

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4088
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Star Shards Collected:	94
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where the ambient heat during pregnancy is linked to an increased risk of childhood cancer? well, this server is so lit that even unborn babies are getting in on the action! join us for a chance to mine and craft your way to victory while dodging cancerous creepers and fiery lava pits. it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored! come join the madness and see if you can survive the ultimate challenge.

GeyserConnect Minecraft Server

bedrock edition, bedrock server, Community, Connection, Cross-Play, Gaming, Gaming Community, GeyserConnect, java edition, java server, Minecraft, minecraft server, multiplayer, ONLINE, Server, server connection, server hosting, server integration, Server List, server-network

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3748
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

GeyserConnect allows Minecraft: Bedrock Edition players to connect to Minecraft: Java Edition servers.

us.geyserconnect.net:19132

Vanilla Extract (Landet MC)

3D map, backups, Claims, cosmetic modpack, country laws, Discord, greifs, http, https, Landet MC, Minecraft, mob destruction, Nyf’s spiders, Server, Sit mod, Vanilla, vanilla extract, vouched, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8030
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

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Only changes from vanilla:

No mob destructionSit mod (server only)Nyf’s spiders (optional cosmetic modpack)

REMINDER!!!!!!!!!!This server is whitelisted, only way to get whitelisted is to join the discord or get vouched by a friend.We have this so we dont need claims, frequent backups are made incase someone greifs.Discord Server

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HermitRuins: Where the ruins are fresher than the coffee – 1.21 vanilla, whitelisted, 16+

2023, age, application, coffee, Community, Discord, Drama, form, fresher, Game Nights, gameplay, Griefing, hermitcraft, HermitRuins, Mature, Mob Heads, multiplayer, player head drops, Players, Projects, protected, ruins, Server, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7935
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Secret Passages Found:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Ores Mined:	7123	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Server Name	HermitRuins
Established	2023
Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft
Community	Relaxed and joyful

Overview

HermitRuins is a relaxed and joyful community full of players from around the world. The server is based on the principles of Hermitcraft, offering a safe and laid-back environment for players to enjoy classic Vanilla Minecraft gameplay.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join HermitRuins?

To join HermitRuins, you will need to fill out a short form and be at least 16 years old. Once you have completed the form, you will be whitelisted on the server.

2. What sets HermitRuins apart from other servers?

HermitRuins prides itself on its classic Vanilla gameplay, mature community, and regular server-wide events. We also have some quality of life data packs to enhance the gameplay experience.

3. When does the new season start?

The new season is expected to start in a week or two. Join our Discord and fill out the application to be a part of the community in time for the new season.

4. Are griefing and drama allowed on the server?

No, we have a zero-tolerance policy for griefing and drama. We expect all members to be respectful and mature while playing on the server.

5. Can I participate in server-wide projects and game nights?

Absolutely! We welcome all players to join in on server-wide events and projects. It’s a great way to get involved in the community and have fun with other members.

MoneyHungryFauna Minecraft Server

Animal Behavior, BETRAYAL, Deceit, dishonesty, emotional detachment, Exploitation, Fauna, financial gain, Greed, Heartless, insincerity, Manipulation, materialism, Minecraft, MONEY, MoneyHungryFauna, Opportunistic, relationships, Selfishness, Server, uncaring., unfeeling, User

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6986
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the animals are out to get you! Forget about peaceful coexistence, these creatures are only interested in your diamonds and emeralds. Fauna is the queen bee of this server and she’s not afraid to show it. She’ll charm you with her cute looks but deep down, she’s just after your hard-earned cash.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and show Fauna who’s boss. Take on epic quests to outsmart the conniving animals and reclaim your rightful place as the ruler of the land. Will you be able to survive the treacherous challenges and emerge victorious? Only time will tell on this wild and unpredictable server. So come on in and let the chaos begin!

HappyTJoP Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4936
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly higher than ever before! Join us on this magical journey filled with unicorns, rainbows, and exploding sheep (don’t worry, they respawn).

Looking for a server where you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! We even have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why should you join our Minecraft server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of TNT just for fun? Plus, our moderators are actually trained ninja cats who will protect you from griefers with their ninja skills.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild and wacky adventure. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you on our server? Just remember, in this world, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).