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DaughterDramaCraft

arguments, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, DaughterDramaCraft, discipline, Distance, family dynamics, favoritism, homework, NANNY, parenting, parents, Professionalism, RESPONSIBILITY, School, special treatment, Teacher, work ethics

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5062
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for special treatment! Just like this first grade teacher, we make sure everyone plays by the rules – no exceptions!

Join us for epic battles and adventures, where even the littlest players must fend for themselves. Forget about getting homework delivered to you in-game, you’ll have to work for those diamonds like everyone else!

But don’t worry, we promise plenty of drama and arguments to keep things interesting. Who needs special treatment when you can have a chaotic and hilarious time on our server? Join now and see if you can survive the madness!

TimeWarpCraft

Alternate Realities, Decision making, Futuristic Adventures, historical exploration, hypothetical scenarios, past vs future, temporal conundrum, temporal displacement, temporal escapades, temporal exploration, temporal paradoxes, time machine, time manipulation, time travel, time travel choice, time travel debate, time travel dilemma, time travel ethics, time travel fantasy, time travel hypotheticals, TimeWarpCraft

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6181
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server lets you travel through time! That’s right, you can choose to go back to the age of the dinosaurs and ride a T-Rex or fast forward to a futuristic world where flying cars are the norm.

Join us for epic adventures and quests that will have you traveling through time and space like never before. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop. So, what are you waiting for? Choose your time-travel destination and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

PharmaCraft: Keepin’ it Chunky

big pharma, body image, body positivity movement, body shaming, chunky, Conspiracy Theory, Health (Industry), healthcare system, keepin, marketing tactics, medical industry, mental health, pharmaceutical companies, PharmaCraft, products, reliant, self love, self-acceptance, self-care, societal pressures, Unhealthy, weight stigma, wellness industry

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9737
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5177

yo, u ever wonder if big pharma created the body positivity movement to keep us chomping on their pills and potions? well, on this server, we dive deep into conspiracy theories while building epic structures and battling creepers. join us if u wanna uncover the truth while building ur dream world. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. come join the madness, fam!

CraftyCancerCure

cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, China, Chinese medicine, clinical studies, clinical trials, CraftyCancerCure, CSPC Pharma, drug development, drug trials, Healthcare, healthcare advancements, innovation, Medical research, mRNA, mRNA technology, oncology, pharmaceuticals, Precision medicine, Treatment

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9476
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Void Armor Forged:	14	Emeralds Found:	9585

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a doctor in minecraft? well, now u can on this epic server! we got this crazy new cancer therapy stuff that china approved for clinical trials. u can be like a virtual doctor and save all the pixelated lives! join now and be the hero of the minecraft world! plus, u get to wear a lab coat skin and pretend ur a real doctor. it’s gonna be lit, bro! come join the fun and cure some blocky cancers!

Eat The Dirt

Adventure, building, Casual, Chill, Community, Cooperative, Exploration, Friendly, laid back, Lowkey, non-competitive, open world, Peaceful, Relaxing, Sandbox, simple-gameplay, small server, Social, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9921
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ores Mined:	3774	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Mines Excavated:	3967
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21

A very simple Minecraft server that tries to break away from the hustle and bustle of mainstream servers. Our community will welcome you with open arms; Are you ready to commit? (You can join from nearly any version)

51.161.86.175:25569

Redstone Realms

Adventure, Challenges, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, Economy, Entertaining, epic builds, Events, Friendly, gameplay, Inspired, Minecraft, Passionate players, player-built creations, Prizes, PvP, Redstone Realms, skilled players, Survival, unique gameplay, vibrant, Welcoming Community

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1279
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Enchantments Applied:	239
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Welcome to RedstoneRealms!

Embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure with RedstoneRealms! Our server offers a vibrant community and exciting gameplay that will keep you entertained for hours. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, there’s something for everyone on RedstoneRealms.

Features:

Custom Plugins: Experience unique gameplay with our custom plugins designed to enhance your gaming experience. Friendly Community: Join a welcoming community of players who are passionate about Minecraft and eager to make new friends. Epic Builds: Explore stunning player-built creations and get inspired to create your own masterpiece. Events: Participate in regular events and challenges to test your skills and win awesome prizes. Join us today and start your adventure on RedstoneRealms!

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Old McDonald Had a SMP, E-I-E-I-O! Join the Farmtastic fun today!

chill grind layed back welcoming feature try vanilla cool plugins discord fun smp players IP server opened today love have brand, EIEIO, Farmtastic, Fun, Join, McDonald, smp, Today

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Towns Built:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TraphouseSMP
Description	BRAND NEW SMP SERVER just opened today! Very welcoming, chill grind, laid back SMP. Completely vanilla with cool plugins like a Discord feature for added fun. Come join us!
IP Address	traphousesmp.xyz
DISCORD	Join our Discord server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, the server is completely vanilla with some added plugins for enhanced gameplay.
What can I do on the server?	You can enjoy a chill SMP experience, build, explore, and interact with other players. The Discord feature adds an extra level of fun!
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and friendly environment for all players. Check them out on our Discord server.
Can I invite friends to join?	Of course! We encourage you to bring your friends along for the adventure on TraphouseSMP.

Mio’s Late Night Minecraft Server

4 in the morning, age gap, childrens toys, early 40s, EMBARRASSING, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, Humorous, internet, Late, late night, Live Stream, Minecraft, Mio, Mios, night, ONLINE, playful, quirky, remember, Server, streaming, unexpected, viral

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2628
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Villages Defended:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
New Chunks Explored:	112359	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have more fun than watching Mio play with children’s toys at 4 in the morning! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re living in a real-life meme. From building giant chicken statues to riding pigs into battle, the possibilities are endless. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Mio herself, still playing with those toys and living her best life. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin!

VR LewdCraft Minecraft Server #2022

Anime models, assets, Avatar Resources, CoIP, Combo Gesture Expressions, Custom LMS, custom PCs, Furry, LewdCraft, Male model list, Minecraft, NSFWGogoLoco, OpenVR Advanced Settings, OSCGoesBrrr, Physbones tutorial, playspace mover, Poiyomi Pro, Real Ejaculate, Server, Tech, tierlist, Upcoming Events, VCC, virtual reality, VRC Fury, VRchat, Wholesome SPS configurator

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5431
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – /vrlg/ – Virtual Reality Lewd General #2022! Our motto is “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”™, so you know you’re in for a wild ride.

Join us if you’re 18+ and ready to dive into a world of selfcest with our Selfcest Edition avatars. We’ve got everything from anime models to tech resources (furry thread is down the block, sorry furries!).

Looking for some avatar guidance? Check out our guide to avatars utilizing the VCC, or grab OpenVR Advanced Settings for some playspace mover action. And if you’re feeling adventurous, download VRC Fury to simplify toggles and animations – it’s a real game-changer.

But wait, there’s more! Want to spice things up with some funny noises for your penetrators/sockets? Look no further than Custom PCS and LMS. And don’t forget to enable various facial expressions with ComboGestureExpressions – it’s like magic for your hands.

Feeling frisky? Connect your CoIP devices with OSCGoesBrrr, or get down and dirty with NSFWGogoLoco for those 3-pointers. And if you’re all about those shaders, Poiyomi Pro 9.0.40 has got you covered.

But the real fun starts with the Physbones tutorial – give yourself jiggling titties, floppy cock, whatever your heart desires. And if you’re in the market for a male/boy model, we’ve got a list just for you.

Don’t miss out on our upcoming events, like Drive on June 26th at 8pm EST (no sex unless you’re Ryan Gosling, sorry not sorry). So what are you waiting for? Join us on /vrlg/ and let the madness begin!

SpeedyBlockz

annoyance, arrogance, attention seeking, Community safety, DISRESPECTFUL, disturbance, ENTITLEMENT, ignorance, inconsiderate behavior, law enforcement, loud cars, noise pollution, Nuisance, Obnoxious, public nuisance, reckless driving, residential neighborhoods, Selfishness, Speeding, SpeedyBlockz, thoughtlessness

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2416
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Emeralds Found:	4832
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Votes:	5451

Are you tired of hearing the roar of engines outside your window while trying to peacefully mine for diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict ban on loud car enthusiasts! Join us and never have to worry about your virtual peace and quiet being disturbed by obnoxious revving ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a speed demon who will challenge you to race around the block in your pixelated minecart. Are you up for the challenge? Join us now and let the spooky shenanigans begin!