McCartys Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Comedians: LOLz & Laughs Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1900
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the fun never stops! 🎉 Join us for a stand-up comedy show like no other! Picture this: Creepers telling jokes, Zombies doing impressions, and Skeletons doing a hilarious dance routine. It’s a laugh riot!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to drop by for a quick set. And don’t even get me started on the Witches – they are the ultimate pranksters!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness a Steve and a Creeper teaming up to open a bakery? Or see a Zombie Pigman hosting a cooking show? It’s pure chaos and we love it!

Don’t be a normie, come join the madness on our Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you! 🤪

MexicanKissCraft: Where kisses and blocks collide in hilarious ways!

blocks, collide, cultural appropriation, cultural authenticity, cultural representation, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, film industry, hilarious, KISSES, Kissing Scenes, Latin American customs, Latinx, Media portrayal, Mexican kiss, MexicanKissCraft, on-screen kisses, representation matters, romantic cliches, romantic gestures, romantic tropes, ROMANTICIZING, romanticizing cultures, Stereotypes, trope, Ways

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4975
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Ores Mined:	2864	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the most mind-blowing adventures in the blocky world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player stumbled upon a hidden village filled with talking cows who only speak in puns. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the time our players discovered a secret dungeon guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? Yes, you heard that right, laser eyes! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed by the unbelievable wonders that await you!

Fascist-Free Funland: Where Peace, Freedom, and Democracy Reign Supreme!

anti-fascism, Austria, Democracy, Demokratie, Faschismus, fascism, FascistFree, freedom, Freiheit, FUNLAND, Für Frieden, History, Hitler’s birthplace, HUMAN RIGHTS, Mahnen, memorial site, memorial stone, Millionen Tote, Peace, Reign, Remembrance, resistance, SUPREME, world war II

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9531
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	145	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1557
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Votes:	4967	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we fight for peace, freedom, and democracy by building epic structures and battling against evil mobs! Join us as we make sure that Hitler’s ghost stays far away from our server – we even have a memorial stone at his birthplace in Austria to remind everyone of the millions of lives lost to fascism.

But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all players to express themselves and unleash their creativity. Whether you want to build a giant statue of a penguin riding a unicorn or create a secret underground lair filled with treasure, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come join us and be a part of our quest to keep the spirit of peace and democracy alive in the world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets about Hitler’s past while you’re at it. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Tourist Trap Craft: Where even creepers know the best spots in Europe!

city breaks, Craft, CREEPERS, crowded places, cultural attractions, Europe, European capitals, Exploring, hidden gems, historical sites, landmarks, local experiences, must-see places, Off the beaten path, overhyped spots, overrated attractions, popular destinations, SightSeeing, Spots, tourism, Tourist, tourist traps, touristy areas, trap, travel, vacation spots

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6748
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Votes:	9248	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	2681	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the tourist traps of European capitals and dive into a world of endless adventure and fun!

Join us and explore INSANE landscapes, build JAW-DROPPING structures, and battle CRAZY mobs with your friends!

Forget about crowded streets and overpriced souvenirs, on our server you can FLY around like a superhero and collect RARE items that will make you the envy of all the other players.

So why waste your time getting lost in a maze of souvenir shops when you can join our server and become the LEGENDARY hero of your own Minecraft world? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

LOLcraft: A Challenger Approaches!

approaches, challenge, challenger, comparison, Competition, console, debate, Entertainment, future prospects, Gaming, Gaming Community, graphics, GREATNESS, innovation, LolCraft, Nostalgia, Performance, Playstation 2, Popularity, Sales, Switch, Technology, video games

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5037
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Enchantments Applied:	53	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Switch players battle it out to prove they are better than the legendary PlayStation 2!

Join us if you want to experience blocky graphics that will make you question reality. Our server is so intense, it will make you forget about all other consoles!

Legend has it that if you join our server, you will be granted the power to build the most epic structures in all of Minecraft history. Your creations will be so amazing, they will make Notch himself jealous!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic battle between the Switch and the PlayStation 2. Who will come out on top? Only those brave enough to join our server will find out!

Steve’s Epic Adventure Land

Adventure, aid, Awareness, Conflict, Crisis, depression, Epic, Help, Humanity, intervention, Land, mental health, Military, Russian soldier, Steves, SUICIDE, Support, Tragedy, Trauma, Ukraine, Video, violence, War

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4386
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of witnessing Russian soldiers having a meltdown in Minecraft because they can’t handle the pressure of the War? Well, look no further! Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as these soldiers try to navigate their way through blocky battles and pixelated PTSD.

But wait, there’s more! With every new player that joins, we donate a stack of diamonds to a charity that helps Russian soldiers cope with their Minecraft-induced trauma. So not only are you having a blast on our server, but you’re also making a difference in the lives of these virtual warriors.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of this unique gaming experience. Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮🔥

Dragon’s Dorks Minecraft Server

Archiver, augments, capcom, character creator, ddg, Dorks, dragon’s Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 1 OP., dragons, Feste, hire pawn, Minecraft, pastebin, patch notes, pawn, Pawn Guild, Pawn Sheet, Server, Skills, Steam, survey, video game, Wiki

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1283
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Void Armor Forged:	23
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as friendly as your grandma’s cookies! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and pixelated chaos!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine that led them to a secret underground kingdom ruled by zombie pigmen wearing top hats. Legend has it, they were offering enchanted armor in exchange for stacks of emerald blocks!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive ender dragon that wears sunglasses and blasts dubstep music as it flies around the world. And don’t even get me started on the creeper disco parties that happen every full moon!

So come on down to our server and experience the blocky madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

CreeperCancucks – Where even creepers can’t stop us from winning!

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9342
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us and witness the craziest battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history! Our players are so skilled, they make the cancucks look like amateurs. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you watch our players dominate the competition.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, gold, and rare items! Rumor has it that one lucky player found a enchanted diamond sword that can one-shot any mob in the game. Will you be the next lucky winner?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

The New Gate 2: Electric Boogaloo

action, Adventure, Anime, battle scenes, Boogaloo, Characters, Electric, episode 2, FANTASY, Favorite, Gate, homage, kirito, LANCER, new episodes, plot twists, Season, The New Gate, Thread, Underrated, video game, virtual reality, watch

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	730
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5569	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Love Letters Sent:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ores Mined:	7830

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE stories that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a GIGANTIC dragon swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a duel. But don’t worry, because on this server, you have the power to FLY and defeat any mythical creature that comes your way.

Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with TREASURE beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, because the base is guarded by a pack of ZOMBIE PIGMEN who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine building your very own CASTLE made entirely out of RAINBOW blocks. Yes, you heard that right. Your castle will be the envy of all your friends on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the WILDEST Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Snowflake Showdown: Where White Genocide Isn’t Real

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5372
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Void Armor Forged:	30
Farms Harvested:	235	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where being a virgin is a badge of honor and click bait articles are our main source of inspiration! Join us for a wild ride filled with GENOCIDE (just kidding, we’re all about peace and love here).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret dungeon filled with DIAMONDS, GOLD, and UNICORNS (okay, maybe not unicorns, but you get the idea). They became the richest player on the server and were hailed as the VIRGIN KING!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary CHICKEN ARMY, led by a fearless chicken named Cluck Norris. Join forces with Cluck Norris and conquer the END together!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show the world that being a virgin is nothing to be ashamed of. Plus, where else can you find a chicken army and secret diamond dungeons? It’s a LOLZY adventure waiting for you!