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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 6536 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Enchantments Applied: | 114 | Ores Mined: | 7616 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 89 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a magical unicorn that poops out enchanted golden apples, like, what even?! And if you’re lucky enough to find it, you’ll have unlimited OP gear for days.
And get this, we have a secret underground bunker filled with talking chickens that give you quests to find rare loot. It’s like a chicken mafia or something, but they’re super chill and just want to help you level up.
So yeah, join our Minecraft SMP and let money solve all your problems because who needs therapy when you have a money tree and talking chickens, amirite? #BestServerEver #MoneyTreeDiamonds #TalkingChickenMafia