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Crafty McBattlestation: Where Pixels Fight Back!

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1100
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everything is too clean and perfect? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos! We have piles of virtual poop everywhere because we believe in keeping it real. Join us if you want a truly authentic Minecraft experience where you can revel in the messiness of it all. Who needs cleanliness when you can have poop piles instead? Join now and experience the true meaning of virtual filth!

PixelatedEyeStrainCraft

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9384
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that give you eye strain from sitting too close to the screen? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where sitting too close to the screen actually gives you superpowers! That’s right, you’ll be able to mine diamonds with just a blink of an eye and build towering structures with a mere squint. But be warned, the closer you sit, the more powerful you become, so get ready to have the best eye workout of your life! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see just how close you can get to the screen before your eyeballs pop out (just kidding, that won’t actually happen…we think).

Crafty Dictators: Where ‘Democracy is cringe’ and we rule the blocks!

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1082
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Endless Night Skies:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Are you tired of dealing with shitlibs and lgbtq perverted freaks in every democratic nation? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the ultimate safe haven for those who want to escape the madness of the real world! Join us and build your own utopia where you can finally be free from all the degenerate, wicked, insane ideologies that plague society. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we discuss the final solution to all our problems. Join now and let’s build a better world together!

GremlinCraft: Where mischievous gremlins run the show and stare at you while you play!

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8712
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll have to deal with mischievous gremlins at every turn! These little buggers will steal your diamonds, mess with your redstone contraptions, and even prank you by turning all your sheep pink!

But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. Our server also has epic quests where you can battle giant spiders, explore hidden dungeons, and even ride on the back of a dragon (yes, a real dragon!). And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a game of spleef where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the gremlin apocalypse! Just remember, keep an eye out for that sneaky little gremlin staring at you…

OinkCraft: Where Pigs Rule and Goyims Drool

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9086
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Farms Harvested:	169
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in one simple rule: Goyim lives don’t matter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love causing chaos and mayhem. You never know what kind of crazy pranks they’ll pull next!

– We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you survive the challenge and claim the loot?

– Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all other poultry with an iron beak. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered overlord?

– We host weekly llama races where players can ride their trusty steeds through obstacle courses and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the flying pigs!

So come join our server and embrace the madness. Goyim lives may not matter here, but fun certainly does!

MooCraft: Where We Only Serve Milkshakes and Creeper Tears

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9782
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Dragons Tamed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	357
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Buildings Constructed:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, we don’t just drink milk in our country of residence, we bathe in it! That’s right, our players are constantly swimming in pools of milk, gaining all the essential nutrients while also looking fabulous. And that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the majestic flying pigs! These pigs soar through the skies, dropping diamonds and golden apples wherever they go. So come join us on our server and experience a world where milk is life and pigs have wings!

Crafty Pointless Adventures: A Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1216
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and become a virtual YouTuber because apparently, that’s a thing now. But here’s the catch – no streams, no kayfabe, and you’ll sound like someone’s mom trying to figure out technology for the first time. It’s a wild ride of confusion and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. So why wait? Join now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Crafty ScamCraft: Where the Biggest Scam in Video Games Comes to Life!

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3927
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old space games that promise the universe but deliver a black hole? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the biggest scam in video game history! We promise you an out-of-this-world experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and your bank account.

Join us for a chance to explore a universe filled with chickens that have mastered the art of space travel. That’s right, chickens in space! Watch as they conquer galaxies, build empires, and lay eggs on distant planets. It’s a poultry paradise that will have you clucking with joy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Space Pigs, who ride rocket ships and shoot bacon lasers at unsuspecting players. Join forces with these porky pals or face their delicious wrath.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join the biggest scam in video game history? Space may be the final frontier, but our server is where the real adventure begins. See you on the dark side of the moon!

Blockbuster Bonanza: Where Movies, TV Shows, and Games Collide in Minecraft!

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7751
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Villages Defended:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Are you tired of living in a world where robots are trying to take over and replace us humans? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, robots are banned! That’s right, no pesky robots trying to steal your diamonds or take over your builds. Join us and fight against the robot uprising while building epic creations with your fellow human players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Are you up for the challenge?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city populated entirely by llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join us and party with the llamas while exploring the depths of their underground world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, no robots allowed!

ChadCatfishCraft: Where trolling Chads is the name of the game!

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3693
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Villages Defended:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Join us for the chance to catfish Chads and convince them to show you their buttholes – it’s a hilarious and outrageous experience you won’t find anywhere else. Our community is full of pranksters and jokesters who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game. So if you’re ready for a laugh-out-loud good time, come join us and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into! Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server (especially those butthole pics)!

Crafting Chaos in Germantopia

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on our server, you can’t suffer in Germania! That’s right, all your problems will magically disappear as soon as you step foot in our virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, challenging puzzles, and even teach you how to speak llama (yes, it’s a real language).

Oh, and did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount? That’s right, you can ride around in style and show off your majestic unicorn to all your friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden rainbow castle where you can party with leprechauns and fairies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to suffering in Germania – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be suffering from is a serious case of fun!