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Monthly Thang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2629
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Crops Grown:	1630	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you missing out big time! We got more drama than a soap opera, I’m telling you. Last week, Steve stole all of Alex’s diamonds and tried to blame it on a creeper. Like, come on bro, we all saw you sneaking around with that pickaxe!

But that’s not even the best part. Our monthly events are straight fire, no cap. We had a build battle where someone tried to recreate the Eiffel Tower but ended up with a giant blocky chicken instead. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP tournaments. I saw a pig take down a fully geared player with nothing but a carrot. It was wild, y’all.

So if you want in on the action, hit us up. Just be prepared for some serious shenanigans and a whole lot of laughs. And remember, on this Minecraft SMP, anything goes. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal your loot. Ain’t nobody got time for that!

Rent & Bills Minecraft Server

Agreement, aita, bills, Caring, Communication, compromise, discussion, equality, finances, full-time, Minecraft, part time, relationship, Rent, Server, Sickness, SPLIT, Support, Understanding, UNFAIR, university course, work anxiety

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5468
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Potions Brewed:	153
Chimeras Created:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and outrageous stories.

Just like this player who refused to change how bills are split with their girlfriend! Will you stand your ground like this player, or will you be the supportive partner who helps them through tough times? Join now and find out!

Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation where you have to navigate tricky conversations and stand your ground. Or maybe you’ll just build a giant castle and have a blast with your friends. Either way, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained!

BoomerRageCraft

BoomerRageCraft, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Expectations, family, Frustration, generational differences, Home ownership, House, maintenance, parents, plumbing issues, renovation, rental options, responsibilities, septic tank, stress, well water system

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6873
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Enchantments Applied:	249	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your in-laws living in your house? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual world where everything breaks down just like your water pump, furnace, and garage door in real life!

Join us for a wild ride where the sewer line might break next, but at least you won’t have to clean up any actual sewage puddles! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you want to book a room in a motel just to escape the madness (but don’t worry, we won’t judge if you do).

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as your parents moving into your house without warning, come join us! Just remember, we can’t promise your in-game parents won’t hide any broken blocks from you, but at least you won’t have to deal with any real-life septic tank disasters. See you in the game!

CraftyChicksServer

Boys, Challenges, Communication, CraftyChicksServer, Differences, Difficulties, emotions, experiences, gender differences, Girls, Insights, misconceptions, Opinions, Perspectives, perspectives on gender., reddit, relationships, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2186
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Votes:	608	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	163	Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1765

Hey gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of girl power!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to explain redstone contraptions to clueless boys who just can’t seem to grasp the concept. Watch as they struggle to understand why you need to build a mob farm or automate your farms for maximum efficiency.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic battles between rival factions led by fierce female leaders. Will you join the Pink Pigtails or the Purple Princesses? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious girl drama along the way.

So come on, join our server and show those boys who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

EUtopiaCraft

EU Membership, EU referendum, european union, EUtopiaCraft, Government, Iceland, Iceland EU debate, Iceland EU decision, Iceland EU future, Iceland EU integration, Iceland EU membership, Iceland EU negotiations, Iceland EU policy, Iceland EU referendum, Iceland EU relations, Iceland EU vote, Iceland government, Iceland government decision, Iceland politics, Politics, referendum

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1053
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Divine Spears Created:	28
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Star Shards Collected:	124
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.

oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.

and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.

so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.

Advanced Monkey Business Server

Advanced, Business, Do, Everything.., just, LITERALLY, long tail tags, MONKEY, monkey business, Server, tags

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7474
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Potions Brewed:	176

join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

Fully Vanilla Minecraft Server

ATTRACTIONS, Builds, Community, Discord, Events, fight club, Fully, Griefing, Habitable, History, Minecraft, nether roof, Phantoms, Pure, PvP, rules, Scamming.., semi anarchy, Server, server owner, Spawn, Stable, Survival, TOWN, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5005
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Void Gems Collected:	37
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Potions Brewed:	116

Anarchy Network Minecraft Server

Brief Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
IP Address	AnarchyNetwork.net
Features	Unmodified survival experience, no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W, allowed Griefing/PvP/Scamming
World Border	1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)
Phantoms	Completely removed
Nether Roof Access	Allowed

FAQs

Q: Who maintains the Anarchy Network Minecraft Server?

A: The server is maintained by the owner, Snakeaim.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are four main rules: 1) Keep the chat civil, 2) No exploits or hacked clients, 3) No duping items (TNT dupe is allowed), 4) No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

Q: Can I teleport on the server?

A: You can teleport within a 200 block radius of spawn by using the /spawn command. Use this at your own risk as there are no spawn protections.

Q: Can I access the Nether roof?

A: Yes, Nether roof access is allowed on the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Anarchy Network?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, celebration, christmas, cultural diversity, Cultural traditions, DECEMBER, dreaming, family gatherings, festive decorations, festive season, frosty, gift giving, Hannakuh, holiday festivities, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, Land, media coverage, Multiculturalism, religious holidays, religious observance, social norms, winter holidays

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3229
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, forget about the mainstream servers that pretend Christmas doesn’t exist! Join our server where we embrace the holiday spirit all year round because we’re rebels like that. Plus, we have a secret underground Santa’s workshop where you can craft all the presents your heart desires. It’s like a festive conspiracy theory come to life, man. Who needs reality when you can have a jolly good time on our server? Join now and let’s spread some holiday cheer, Minecraft style!

Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	356
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Dragons Tamed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Void Gems Collected:	27	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8430
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	193

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮