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GirlfriendGoneWildMC

ANNOYED, bikinis, Boyfriend, control, Cultural differences, Father, Frustration, GirlfriendGoneWildMC, Girlfriends, Lifestyle, Marriage, middle eastern background, perverted, restrictions, revealing clothes, Safety, summer resorts, vacation, well travelled, WIBTA

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7155
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Runes Activated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Animals Bred:	174	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Villages Defended:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cultural clashes and relationship drama are the norm! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through different cultures while building your dream virtual world.

On our server, you’ll encounter players from all walks of life, just like the player who is torn between her boyfriend’s Middle Eastern background and her desire to go on vacation with her friends. Will she defy her boyfriend’s wishes and embark on a wild adventure with her girlfriends? Only time will tell on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have players who debate the merits of wearing revealing clothes and going to summer resorts. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join us if you want to witness all the drama unfold in a virtual world like no other.

So, why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where cultural differences and relationship dilemmas collide in the most hilarious ways possible. Trust us, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else!

LockdownCraft – Minecraft Server

banana bread baking, contact tracing, Covid-19, face masks, hand sanitizer, homeschooling, Lockdown, LockdownCraft, mental health, Minecraft, new normal, online shopping, pandemic, Quarantine, remote work, Server, social distancing, sourdough bread, tiktok dances, toilet paper shortage, travel restrictions, virtual events, Zoom fatigue

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9379
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Crops Grown:	4143
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ores Mined:	6733
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most absurd place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and witness the legendary battle of the Toilet Paper Wars, where players fight to hoard as much toilet paper as possible to survive in the post-apocalyptic wasteland. Will you be the one to build the ultimate TP fortress and reign supreme?

But that’s not all! Our server also features the infamous Quarantine Olympics, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like social distancing sprints and hand sanitizer relay races. Think you have what it takes to win the gold?

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of hand sanitizer!

NoUglyBlocksAllowed

Appearance, attraction, body type, compatibility, DATING, deal breaker, eye color, facial features, hair color, height, NoUglyBlocksAllowed, Personality, Physical attraction, physical feature, physical imperfections, Preferences, relationships, Shallow, Standards, turn off, weight

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5119
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Animals Bred:	162	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	169	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky prayers!

Join us if you’re sick of servers that don’t have enough cows. Our server is overflowing with cows, like seriously, they’re everywhere. Need some milk? Just look around, you’ll probably step on one.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house on a floating island made entirely of cheese? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality. Just watch out for the cheese-loving dragons that might try to steal your snack-tastic abode.

And if you’re a fan of lava-filled swimming pools and diamond-encrusted pickaxes, then you’ll feel right at home here. Our server is like a Minecraft player’s paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear).

HebrewHavoc Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Defense, extremism, full force attack, HebrewHavoc, hezbollah, international relations, Israelis, Jewish, majority, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Opinion poll, Politics, poll, SECURITY, Server, Support, survey, Tension, Terrorism

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6755
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	163	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

So, like, on this server, we got this crazy thing where if you join, you automatically get superpowers and can shoot lasers out of your eyes like a boss. And get this, the whole server is made out of chocolate blocks that you can eat for extra health points. Plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can challenge other players to a dance-off to determine who gets the last piece of cake. And did I mention that we have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can fly? Yeah, it’s pretty wild. So come join us and let’s take down some creepers together!

LamaCraft: No Reincarnation Plans

#spiritual guidance, Buddhism, compassion, Dalai Lama, enlightenment, LamaCraft, meditation, mindfulness, Plans, Reincarnation, spiritual enlightenment, spiritual leader, spiritual practice, Tibetan Buddhism, Tibetan culture, Tibetan exile, Tibetan government in exile, Tibetan spiritual beliefs, Tibetan spiritual leader, Tibetan spiritual practices, Tibetan spiritual teachings, Tibetan tradition, wisdom

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4373
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	9979
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Dalai Lama himself is, like, building a temple to reincarnate in? Yeah, he’s, like, totally not considering reincarnation yet, but he’s, like, preparing just in case, you know? And, like, he’s inviting all players to join and help him build this epic temple because he’s, like, all about that community vibe, man. Plus, he’s promised to give out free karma points to anyone who helps out, so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join, right? Come on, be a part of the Dalai Lama’s Minecraft journey to enlightenment, dude!

BlockyTouch

BlockyTouch, Body, Brain, dead people, localization, nervous system, physical contact, Sensation, sense, sensory awareness, sensory experience, sensory input, sensory integration, sensory perception, sensory processing, skin, somatosensory, spatial perception, tactile sensation, Touch, touch perception

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9673
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Ores Mined:	7053
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Alien Abductions:	2

join dis server if u wanna experience minecraft like never before!!! our world is so immersive that u can only feel things with ur body below ur mouth. forget about seeing and hearing, we only care about touch here. u can feel the blocks beneath ur feet, the wind on ur skin, and even the lava burning u alive (but don’t worry, it’s just a game).

we have a special quest where u have to navigate through a maze blindfolded, relying only on ur sense of touch to find ur way out. and if u make it to the end, u get a prize that will blow ur mind (not literally, we don’t want any lawsuits).

so come join us on this crazy adventure where u can truly feel the world of minecraft in a whole new way. trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u have a fear of touching things, then maybe stay away).

DarkMatterCrafters

answer, Astrophysics, cosmology, Dark Matter, DarkMatterCrafters, discovery, ENERGY, galaxies, matter, Mystery, particles, PHYSICS., Quantum Mechanics, research, Science, scientific breakthrough, scientists, Space, theory, unexpected byproduct, Universe

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2185
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Farms Harvested:	601	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

so, like, u know how scientists r always tryna figure out dark matter n stuff? well, dis Minecraft server has cracked the code, bro! turns out, dark matter is actually just a bunch of creepers blowin up all over da place! join dis server to help us uncover da truth n save da world from explodin creepers! plus, we got diamond armor for everyone who joins, cuz why not? come on, u know u wanna be a hero and stop da creepers from destroyin everything! #savetheworld #creepersareactuallydarkmatter

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Account.., alt, banner, description, GIF, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Only, OWNER, Personal, Rating, Server, Servers, Storage, Survival, Title, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	967
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Towns Built:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Crops Grown:	5663	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Dimension Hops:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gofb.vanillaboxmc.ru

David’s Farts Cloud Servers – Smells May Persist – Enjoy Different Versions and Laughs!

admin support, Amplified, Banking, cloud, commands, Community, console, Creative, crossplay, Davids, Discord, Enjoy, Event, farts, Gaming, landscape, laughs, market, Merchants, Persist, Protection, rules, SECURITY, Servers, Smells, smp, Survival, tutorial, Vanilla, Versions

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6760
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	404	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	111	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

About Davidscloud

Feature Overview
Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that believes in creating a place for all gamers to get together and enjoy playing various games together without worry of pay-to-win spoiling the enjoyment. Our Minecraft server has been around since 1.7.10 and plans on staying around for a long time to come.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How does player protection work on Davidscloud?	Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim, and accrue 120 every hour of playtime. These claims cannot be destroyed or built upon by anyone other than the Owner of the claim, or Trusted players. Pets are also protected in the same fashion.
What quality-of-life features does the server offer?	Features such as a banking system that gives interest for every hour you play, and a Market at the Survival Spawn where players can purchase goods like fish, potions, wood, and more.
Are there multiple worlds on the server?	Yes, there is an Amplified World added in 1.18, with plans for an Event World and a Creative Plot World. The server also allows cross-play between Bedrock and Java versions.
How can players join the server?	Players can join using the Vanilla (Latest Version) IP: mc.davidscloud.net or the Bedrock Crossplay Port: 19132.

For more information and to ask further questions, join our Discord: https://discord.gg/davidscloud

For connection tutorial, visit: https://www.davidscloud.net/threads/vanilla-server-connection-via-console.3223/

CraftyGals Minecraft Server

chapter 50, chapter release, CraftyGals, drama series, familial drama, japanese manga, Manga, manga chapter, manga chapter release, manga cover, manga drama, manga dump, manga family, Manga News, manga release, manga series, manga update, Manga volume, Minecraft, new volume cover, Onna Shounin-san, Server, Shiboritoranaide

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6202
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the newest chapter of this wild familial drama where alliances are formed and broken, betrayals run rampant, and drama unfolds like never before.

But wait, there’s more! We have a new volume cover that will blow your mind! It features all your favorite Minecraft characters in epic poses, ready to take on whatever drama comes their way. Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!