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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 8979 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 28 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 37 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!