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MomzHouseSaver420

addiction, birthday celebration, Boundaries, difficult situations, drug addiction, emotional turmoil, Enabling, family, financial responsibility, financial struggle, foreclosure, MomzHouseSaver420, Mortgage, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s day, Rehab, Support, tough choices, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough love vs enabling

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2113
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Void Gems Collected:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	267

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your real-life drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your mom’s crazy antics.

On our server, you can build your dream home without the fear of it going into foreclosure. No need to worry about your mom asking you for money to cover her mortgage – she’s too busy fighting off creepers and zombies in the virtual world.

Instead of dealing with real-life family drama, join us for some virtual fun and games. Who needs a dysfunctional mom when you can have a virtual family of Minecraft villagers who always have your back?

So come on over to our server and leave your real-life problems at the door. We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for their drug addiction – unless it’s for virtual diamonds, of course!

ColdHotFood Minecraft SMP

Cold bruschetta, Cold ceviche, Cold cheesecake, Cold crab legs, Cold fried chicken, Cold fruit salad, Cold gazpacho, Cold hummus, Cold ice cream, Cold lobster tail, Cold macaroni and cheese, Cold pasta salad, cold pizza, Cold potato salad, Cold quiche, Cold sandwiches, Cold shrimp cocktail, Cold soup, Cold sushi, Cold tiramisu, ColdHotFood, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3895
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magic Items Found:	6911	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the pigs wear sunglasses and the trees drop diamonds instead of saplings? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures like riding llamas into battle against evil chickens, or building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon (watch out for the space creepers though). And don’t even get me started on the food – we’ve got enchanted golden carrots that taste just as good cold as they do hot!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a pet dragon that farts rainbows, and a dance party every Friday night with the Endermen. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with a flick of his wand (not a euphemism).

So come on down to our server and join the fun – just watch out for the exploding sheep and the talking squid. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

MineOlympics2024

athlete’s perspective, bidding process, city, Country, Cultural significance, Dream destination, economic impact, fan experience, Global Event, historical venue, Hosting, Infrastructure, international competition, Legacy, location, logistical considerations, MineOlympics2024, olympic games, sports event, tourism, travel

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1712
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Olympic Games locations? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect spot for the next Olympics! Picture this: athletes competing in events like Creeper Javelin Throw, Ender Dragon Racing, and Zombie Archery. And don’t even get us started on the Opening Ceremony, where players ride pigs dressed as unicorns while fireworks explode in the sky. So why settle for a regular old Olympic Games when you can join our server and experience the most epic and hilarious games ever? Join now and let the madness begin!

UkrainianCraft: Kim Jong-Fun!

Allies, Asia, captured, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, enemies, foreign affairs, international relations, Jongfun, Kim, Military, News, North Korea, Politics, russia, soldiers, Tensions, times of india, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, War, world news

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	494
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Towns Built:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Star Shards Collected:	251
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	1

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT UKRAINE SAYS IT CAPTURED 2 NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS FIGHTING FOR RUSSIA HAHAHAHA. LIKE WHAT EVEN IS THAT?! COME JOIN US AND FIGHT ALONGSIDE THESE CRAZY SOLDIERS IN EPIC BATTLES. WE ALSO HAVE UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS AND GIANT CHICKENS THAT SHOOT LASERS OUT OF THEIR EYES. IT’S A WILD RIDE, SO HOP ON AND LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MineRealm

Active, Adventures, Community, Economy, Events, Friendly, gameplay, java, Legit, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Updates, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3072
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Animals Bred:	133	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules/

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

How long has MineRealm been running?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

How many unique players have joined MineRealm?

Over 265,000 unique players have joined MineRealm since its launch.

What is the core gameplay like on MineRealm?

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while offering additional meta-gameplay options that are fully optional.

Anime Year Quest 1.20.4

“2000s”, 1.20.4, 2006, 2006 anime, animated, animated series, Anime, Anime Series, Childhood, Entertainment, Favorite, favorite anime, favorite show, japanese animation, long tail tags, mine, Nostalgia, Quest, series, television, tv show, year

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	161
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

OMG, come join our epic Minecraft server where we mine and craft like it’s 2006, the golden age of anime!

We have pixelated waifus and blocky senpais waiting for you to join and build the most kawaii creations ever seen in the digital world!

Don’t be a baka, join now and let’s unleash our inner otaku while punching trees and fighting creepers! It’s like living in your favorite anime, but with more explosions and less body pillows!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine your way to victory in a world where anime dreams come true! Let’s goooooo!

CrunchyBreadSisDilemma

baby food, Communication, compassion, consideration, crunchy bread, CrunchyBreadSisDilemma, dietary restrictions, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, food preferences, meal preferences, shopping list, sibling relationships, sister, soft foods, Soup, tonsil surgery, tonsillectomy, Understanding, vitamised meals

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	329
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	145
Dragon Eggs Found:	7569	Void Armor Forged:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Star Shards Collected:	72

Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t even ask for crunchy bread without causing a family feud? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where asking for bread is not only encouraged, it’s celebrated!

Our server is so wild that even eating soup can lead to drama worthy of a reality TV show. Who knew that a simple request for bread could cause such chaos? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server.

Join now for a ton of fun, crazy antics, and maybe even a few tonsil-related shenanigans. Who needs solid foods when you have a Minecraft server this entertaining? Don’t miss out on the madness – join today!

JavaJokes Minecraft SMP

barista, bitter, Caffeine, coffee, cream, dark roast, DATING, Espresso, funny, humor, JavaJokes, jokes, latte, light roast, love, Men, Minecraft, morning rush, pickup lines, relationships, smp, Sugar, SWEET

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3421
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	236
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	130
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Bruh, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! It’s like, the craziest server ever, like crazier than a creeper on steroids, ya feel me?

So like, imagine this, right? You join the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on Red Bull. And the best part? The admins are like, the coolest dudes ever, they’re like wizards with diamond swords, casting spells and stuff.

And the builds on this server? Oh man, they’re more epic than a dragon riding a unicorn through a rainbow. Like, there’s a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of gold blocks, just chillin’ in the middle of a lava lake. And don’t even get me started on the rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, it’s like a thrill ride from hell.

But wait, there’s more! The events on this server are crazier than a pig riding a minecart. Like, every Friday night they have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. And on Saturdays, they have a build competition where the theme is always something ridiculous like “build a house using only pink wool and obsidian.”

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a herd of cows in a thunderstorm, then you gotta join this server, bro. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

CraftyDadJokes

best dad jokes, CraftyDadJokes, dad bod, dad chuckles, Dad Comedy, dad gags, dad humor, dad humorist, dad jests, dad jokes, dad laugh, dad life, dad love, dad one-liners, dad puns, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad wit, funny jokes, humor, Puns

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	816
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magic Items Found:	1265	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone like a lonely loser? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dad joke paradise! Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off as we tell the most epic dad jokes in all of Minecraft history. Rumor has it, if you can make the admins laugh with your dad joke, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block bigger than your head! So come on down to our server and show us your best dad jokes, because here, the punnier, the better!

SpyCraft: SwissCheeseGoneWild

accusations, ACCUSED, citizen, dies, diplomatic crisis, Espionage, foreign affairs, Governmental Affairs, HUMAN RIGHTS, Intelligence Operations, international relations, iran, Iran Spying, legal issues, MIDDLE EAST, national security, political tensions, Spycraft, Spying, SWISS, Swiss Citizen, SwissCheeseGoneWild

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1753
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	6893

OMG u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like a rollercoaster ride of craziness! We got pigs flying, llamas doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Swiss citizens in Iran are dying to join! They say the mobs are so fierce and the dungeons are so challenging that it’s like a spy thriller in Minecraft form! So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!